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Elizabeth Arnold
@eliarn.bsky.social
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Chief cook and bottle washer, laundry fairy, finder of lost items
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A product safety notice from Amazon which says ‘not suitable for children over 36 months’, but also ‘not suitable for children under 5 years’ 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation
A church building with the red glow of the Northern Lights behind it. Wet cars in the foreground.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards
A Facebook post from a golf club showing tee flags adorned with poppies and WWI soldier silhouettes
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱
A young George Michael holding a glass of wine and looking sultry, captioned Whamageddon.
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Oh no, my ball!
Black and white spaniel lies on the floor with his nose in the gap between a washing machine and a cupboard hoping sheer force of will will bring his ball back
October 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Skeet from Keith Dickinson
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬
School dinner menu for Talk Like a Pirate Day, including such piratical classics as ‘Walk the plank chicken korma’ and ‘scallywag peas’
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots
Badly spelt spam text message: Hello we are recruiting part time employees. Daily salary £3 - £8
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Unless they look like this presumably
Tavern wench
September 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Excellent doggy ice cream based punning. The chaos hound approves
The lid of a tub of dog friendly ice cream called K99 Black and white springer spaniel devouring his ice cream tub
August 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Make it a bit thicker and add it to your lemon top 🍦
A lemon top - soft serve ice cream with lemon sorbet on top. A Teesside speciality.
August 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Couldn’t find any teaspoons so offered child 3 10p for every one he found in his bedroom 😱
A pile of 6 assorted bowls, one plate, 3 water bottles and six teaspoons
July 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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There’s a book about that!
Avocado baby, a young children’s book by John Burningham
April 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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You’re alright, it happened to God too
Mark chapter 1 verse 11 “and a voice came from heaven: You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased.”
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Now, bear with me…
A fish cake inside a hot cross bun (much nicer than it sounds)
April 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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A Mr Brad Tutin?
A poor photoshop of Vladimir Putin wearing disguise glasses, crazy eyebrows, fake nose and moustache
March 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Did you see this stat
A post by Aston Villa Statto that says Robin Olsen has kept the same number of premier league clean sheets away from home this season as Emi Martinez (1)
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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I came across the van for this place yesterday, seems vaguely threatening
Google search result for a fireplace company called Get Stoved In
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Alive and well under the kitchen sink here
Canister on scotchgard rug and carpet cleaner.
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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Apparently that wasn’t enough dinner
Sorrowful looking black and white spaniel with his metal food bowl in his mouth (he’s just been fed)
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Pleased to meet you
Extreme close up of black and white spaniel’s nose
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Octavia Butler could truly see the future.
Choose your leaders with wisdom and forethought. To be led by a coward is to be controlled by all that the coward fears. To be led by a fool is to be led by the opportunists who control the fool. To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen. To be led by a liar is to ask to be told lies. To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
January 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This was our record 😱
A large brown cardboard box containing a tiny plastic tub sitting on a yellow shaggy rug.
January 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Spanieling is tough too
Mournful looking black and white springer spaniel lounging on the sofa
January 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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#SoProud
You were the No. 1 Buyer of Pataks Vegetable Biriyani in the North East in 2024
January 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM