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Freddy Noriega
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It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
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From now on, when I want to change the subject of any conversation, I will simply yell, "The Dow is over 50,000!" and storm out of the room.
February 11, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Not sure how much of a ‘flex’ this is, but from summer 1993 to around mid 2001 I went to the movies *at least* once a week and saw pretty much every major, most minor, and a bunch of mid releases that came out throughout those years...
#WayTooManyToList
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
I’m going to hell but I can’t stop cry-laughing at this. Worthy of Mel Brooks...
#Yeouch
Watch with sound on
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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The skier’s name?
Wilhelm Scream.
Watch with sound on
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
February 11, 2026 at 7:32 PM
5 bucks and my right nut says it was Leto...
#YouKnowItsTrue
February 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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It has always thrilled me to no end that Nick worked the "true" story while Nora got to just, y'know, vibe about it
Thinking about GOODFELLAS, and how the fact that it is technically a prequel to MY BLUE HEAVEN is one of the goofiest movie facts, made even weirder by the screenwriters of the two movies being married to each other.
Johnny Roastbeef spending his loot: "Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!"

Johnny Roastbeef being murdered by Jimmy: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck?"
February 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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Look, I’m a giant, MASSIVE nerd who wants to live in Iain Banks’ Culture as much as the next post-scarcity guy, but our current fill in the blank machines bear about as much relationship to intelligence as a duck does to a stealth bomber.

All of this is so incredibly stupid.
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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lol. Lmao even.
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 11, 2026 at 12:07 AM
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I’m tryin’, Al...
Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive
YouTube video by Al Jarreau - Topic
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 AM
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Oh, you sweet thing, we’ll be lucky enough if he dies but I seriously doubt he’ll ever face any actual consequences for anything...
#WayOfTheWorld
How will you feel when Donald Trump becomes the first US president to go to prison?
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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The fact that nobody in the US is facing consequences for Epstein is a reason why Epstein existed. There are two Americas.

We aren't living in the same world as those who live consequence free.
February 10, 2026 at 11:57 PM
February 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
My body is ready to receive this...
#CageStage
February 10, 2026 at 9:34 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
The Darabont ending is basically unbeatable...
#GoodLuckTho
Mike Flanagan is set to write and direct a new film adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘THE MIST’ for Warner Bros.

The story follows a group of townsfolk locked in a grocery store after a thick mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures.

(Source: Deadline)
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I don’t know, I still haven’t seen ANYTHING to suggest that even this whole notion of ‘make me a Nolan movie about frogs’ will be true in any realistic (doable, managable, profitable) sense...
#DrinkingKoolAidWithThatPiss
Director Gore Verbinski tells us why AI-generated slop won’t be able to truly replicate real filmmaking anytime soon.

“It’s ingesting all this stuff off the internet, and spitting it out so exponentially fast. So now, it’s starting to drink its own piss.”
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Avoided calamity by the skin of my teeth yet again...
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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What if I told you that Woody Allen wrote all those emails and texts to Jeffrey Epstein (*sound of “Rhapsody in Blue” begins to crescendo*) on that famous Olympia SM-3 portable typewriter on which he wrote such classics as Annie Hall, Manhattan, and Zelig?
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Post a banger not in English...
(Yes, this is my sister, and yes, that’s me on the rap section)
February 9, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Post a banger not in English...
February 9, 2026 at 10:09 PM