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Freddy Noriega
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Geek/Editor. Everybody's Free To Hakuna Matata

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It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
Oooooooooooh...
February 17, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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One of my favorite modern joys is any post where someone says something like “I made this movie with AI. Time’s up Hollywood and all you fancy directors” and then the video sucks shit in ways you didn’t even know it was possible to suck shit.
February 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM
This (great) movie is an entire homage specifically to Vertigo, you vainglorious jackass. I thought you were Mr. Movie Encyclopedia?...
#WhatADouche
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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hollywood is COOKED

something like this used to cost $100,000,000 to make and i just did it for free with one prompt 😎
February 17, 2026 at 1:57 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Let’s see your profile pic in its full-size glory.
February 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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what a guy. rip to a real one
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Don’t know if it’s my Top Duvall (that might still be Tom Hagen) but I love his Bernie in THE PAPER. Just feel how he draws you in with this story. Man was a Giant...
#RIPRobertDuvall
'The Paper' 1994, Picasso Story, Robert Duvall, Glenn Close
YouTube video by kMax
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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This Brazilian woman hates AI
December 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Rest easy, King…
#Duvall4Eva
February 16, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Just came across a laughably bad AI video where a couple is having an argument but every time they cut between them they have changed places in the room and the room itself is slightly different. Like a ZAZ gag, and of course the minions on the comments all fawn over it...
#PeopleCanBeSoDumb
February 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
February 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Watching FIND ME GUILTY, which remains the one (1) time I’ve felt like there might be more to Vin than Dominic Toretto...
#LumetPower
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
So you admit the shit don’t work and never will...
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
CLOUD ATLAS makes some very questionable choices along its way, but I’ve always been willing to wave those away because 1) its heart is always in the right place, and 2) just in terms of narrative film editing, it’s still one of the best I’ve seen in the past 25 years...
#IDigIt
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Looking for mercy...
Mercy Street
YouTube video by Herbie Hancock - Topic
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Musical mood...
Yama
YouTube video by Youssou N'Dour - Topic
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Neil Patrick Harris checking his bank account before answering the question:
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Just what I need, more fucked up teeth...
#ThanksImGood
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.

I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
If you’re looking for the absolute best ever version of Blue Rondo a La Turk, look no further...
Blue Rondo a La Turk
YouTube video by Dave Brubeck - Topic
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Gotta love Olympic tradition- the passage of the torch, the ceremonial lighting of the flame, the series of articles about condoms running out from journalists seething that super fit people are fucking
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
February 15, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Smoothest operator I’ve ever seen...
#BoyGotGame
On this Valentine's Day, remember the small gestures
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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Every notice all these AI disciples can come up with is sizzle reels and alternate versions of something that already exists?

Like, go write fanfic if you have a better ending to GOT. Probably would have a bigger potential audience of readers for that than you would for your AI slop
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM