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Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · Apr 10
It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
elfredderino.bsky.social
Man, some people really are deluded to death over this AI slop business...
#JustBurstAlready
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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micktheebs.bsky.social
I can shoot and edit on this thing and put out something in a manner of hours if I really wanted. The mirage that folks are selling/buying here is an artistic process without process, which of course is not an artistic process at all.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
Maceo won’t you blow!
lesboogie.blacksky.app Les-Boogie @lesboogie.blacksky.app · 3h
Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
Maceo Parker
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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lesboogie.blacksky.app
Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
Maceo Parker
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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moviessilently.bsky.social
What these sloppers can’t explain is how or why anyone would pay to see someone else’s slop when they can make their own bespoke slop with the same low effort.

They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
elfredderino.bsky.social Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 3h
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
fb post from paul schrader: LET ME MAKE A VERY UNPOPLAR PREDICTION. One year from now photorealistic AI dramas will be running through film school bodies llike diuretics. Based on my brief AI experimentation a savvy student will be able to create a 90min narrative in 2-3 weeks. On zero budget. Without leaving home. Without anyone's permission. The originality of the story would determine the value of the product. Why go through the agonies of fund-raising and collaboratorating when all you need is a keyboard? Darren Aronovsky is already in the game with Roger Avary hard behind. Then it's a simple matter of creating a platform (or will YouTube be already in that place?) to screen and monetize this new form of storytelling. The film won't cost much because they won't have cost much to make. One or two of these films will break through the thin commercial membrane and attract clicks, buzz and advertising. This is beginning and it will happen very fast. As Yuval Noah Harari pointed out, "AI is the first technology created by man which can improve itself."
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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regionfree.net
Oh man, I wonder what'll happen when Schrader finds out you can already make films in 2-3 weeks with zero budget and without anyone's permission. And even the worst of them will be more worthwhile than whatever slop Aronofsky and Avary will spew forth.
elfredderino.bsky.social Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 3h
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
fb post from paul schrader: LET ME MAKE A VERY UNPOPLAR PREDICTION. One year from now photorealistic AI dramas will be running through film school bodies llike diuretics. Based on my brief AI experimentation a savvy student will be able to create a 90min narrative in 2-3 weeks. On zero budget. Without leaving home. Without anyone's permission. The originality of the story would determine the value of the product. Why go through the agonies of fund-raising and collaboratorating when all you need is a keyboard? Darren Aronovsky is already in the game with Roger Avary hard behind. Then it's a simple matter of creating a platform (or will YouTube be already in that place?) to screen and monetize this new form of storytelling. The film won't cost much because they won't have cost much to make. One or two of these films will break through the thin commercial membrane and attract clicks, buzz and advertising. This is beginning and it will happen very fast. As Yuval Noah Harari pointed out, "AI is the first technology created by man which can improve itself."
February 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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saltmbank.bsky.social
Paul Schrader ending this rant by citing the most dubious of socialogical claims by an Israeli pseudoscientist really ties together all the brain rot.
elfredderino.bsky.social Freddy Noriega @elfredderino.bsky.social · 3h
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
fb post from paul schrader: LET ME MAKE A VERY UNPOPLAR PREDICTION. One year from now photorealistic AI dramas will be running through film school bodies llike diuretics. Based on my brief AI experimentation a savvy student will be able to create a 90min narrative in 2-3 weeks. On zero budget. Without leaving home. Without anyone's permission. The originality of the story would determine the value of the product. Why go through the agonies of fund-raising and collaboratorating when all you need is a keyboard? Darren Aronovsky is already in the game with Roger Avary hard behind. Then it's a simple matter of creating a platform (or will YouTube be already in that place?) to screen and monetize this new form of storytelling. The film won't cost much because they won't have cost much to make. One or two of these films will break through the thin commercial membrane and attract clicks, buzz and advertising. This is beginning and it will happen very fast. As Yuval Noah Harari pointed out, "AI is the first technology created by man which can improve itself."
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
fb post from paul schrader: LET ME MAKE A VERY UNPOPLAR PREDICTION. One year from now photorealistic AI dramas will be running through film school bodies llike diuretics. Based on my brief AI experimentation a savvy student will be able to create a 90min narrative in 2-3 weeks. On zero budget. Without leaving home. Without anyone's permission. The originality of the story would determine the value of the product. Why go through the agonies of fund-raising and collaboratorating when all you need is a keyboard? Darren Aronovsky is already in the game with Roger Avary hard behind. Then it's a simple matter of creating a platform (or will YouTube be already in that place?) to screen and monetize this new form of storytelling. The film won't cost much because they won't have cost much to make. One or two of these films will break through the thin commercial membrane and attract clicks, buzz and advertising. This is beginning and it will happen very fast. As Yuval Noah Harari pointed out, "AI is the first technology created by man which can improve itself."
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
V-Day with my love…
#Petunia
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
elfredderino.bsky.social
So, HAMNET. AKA ‘Shakespeare in Mourning’. AKA ‘Well, Actually Shakespeare’s Wife Mourning The Horrid Death Of Their Son Alone While He Fucks Off To Write His Little Play But It’s That One Play You Know The One So Ignoring His Family Is Fine ‘Cause Art Walketh Hard Or Something’…
#SoInspiring
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
elfredderino.bsky.social
HAMNET is one of those movies that spends its entire time screaming in your face LOOK HOW EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND THIS IS, AREN’T YOU MOVED!!!??? Well, not when you’re being all pushy about it. I mean yeah the actors are doing ALL THE ACTING EVER but to what end? Ye Old Misery Porn?...
#SparethMe
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
elfredderino.bsky.social
My man even pulls a Cavill...
#HeroKid
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
elfredderino.bsky.social
So, I just saw a longer version of that Pitt v Cruise slop going around. At one point slop Pitt stops and says ‘You killed epstein you animal!’ and slop Cruise replies something about him having to die for some Russia secrets. Really hope Cruise throws ALL his lawyers at this shit...
#SickEmTom
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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trance.bsky.social
FEAR THE AI APOCALYPSE

www.youtube.com/shorts/kocYM...
Day 11…please #ChatGPT just count to 200 🙏
YouTube video by FatherPhi
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
Even money it’s the fucken’ Russos...
#YouKnowItsTrue
azalben.bsky.social Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 1d
Dude regularly works for Disney, DreamWorks, Netflix and CN so speculate away. But this sucks no matter which studio is doing it, and gross to think some major movie this year is running with a plagiarized image from ChatGPT.
Post from Art Director Bill Robinson on LinkedIn saying: Welp, it finally happened. I was hired to work on a MAJOR live action Hollywood film (and I mean it’s one of the biggest anticipated films of the year). They needed a small animated sequence and wanted a character designer. I was handed a ChatGPT image and told “make it different”. I did - I spent hours finessing the design into something better and more specific for the character in the film. Waited a week for notes - then was told they got clearance from legal to use the original AI image instead. No need for any further work. This is what the director wanted. What are we doing as a society? What’s the endgame here? Replace every human until we are all homeless? I just don’t get it. If a major Hollywood film with a huge budget doesn’t see the need to work with real artists, is there any hope left?
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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hydrationchimp.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen, Friday the 13th
February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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geniusbastard.bsky.social
Heard Roger Avary on Rogan talking about how he couldn’t get any money for years pitching indies but now that he’s shifted to “making” AI “films,” rich douchebags are just throwing money at him. I’m glad John Cassavetes is dead and at peace.
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
Little Timmy be like:
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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mattzollerseitz.bsky.social
Perfect
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
elfredderino.bsky.social
Alright, I got one for ya...
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
andykhouri.bsky.social Andy Khouri @andykhouri.bsky.social · 3d
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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lolennui.bsky.social
ugh driving my friend to The Pitt because they have a hot button social issue stuck up their butt again
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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bedoyausa.bsky.social
Epstein class gets every benefit of every shadow of a doubt, the rest of us look at an ICE agent funny and we get pepper spray and a cracked skull
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
elfredderino.bsky.social
The one that started my obsession with movies at 4 years old...
#Herbie4Eva
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM