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Freddy Noriega
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Geek/Editor. Everybody's Free To Hakuna Matata

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It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
Man, some people really are deluded to death over this AI slop business...
#JustBurstAlready
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I can shoot and edit on this thing and put out something in a manner of hours if I really wanted. The mirage that folks are selling/buying here is an artistic process without process, which of course is not an artistic process at all.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Maceo won’t you blow!
Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
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What these sloppers can’t explain is how or why anyone would pay to see someone else’s slop when they can make their own bespoke slop with the same low effort.

They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Oh man, I wonder what'll happen when Schrader finds out you can already make films in 2-3 weeks with zero budget and without anyone's permission. And even the worst of them will be more worthwhile than whatever slop Aronofsky and Avary will spew forth.
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Paul Schrader ending this rant by citing the most dubious of socialogical claims by an Israeli pseudoscientist really ties together all the brain rot.
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
V-Day with my love…
#Petunia
February 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
February 14, 2026 at 5:46 AM
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 AM
So, HAMNET. AKA ‘Shakespeare in Mourning’. AKA ‘Well, Actually Shakespeare’s Wife Mourning The Horrid Death Of Their Son Alone While He Fucks Off To Write His Little Play But It’s That One Play You Know The One So Ignoring His Family Is Fine ‘Cause Art Walketh Hard Or Something’…
#SoInspiring
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
HAMNET is one of those movies that spends its entire time screaming in your face LOOK HOW EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND THIS IS, AREN’T YOU MOVED!!!??? Well, not when you’re being all pushy about it. I mean yeah the actors are doing ALL THE ACTING EVER but to what end? Ye Old Misery Porn?...
#SparethMe
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
My man even pulls a Cavill...
#HeroKid
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
So, I just saw a longer version of that Pitt v Cruise slop going around. At one point slop Pitt stops and says ‘You killed epstein you animal!’ and slop Cruise replies something about him having to die for some Russia secrets. Really hope Cruise throws ALL his lawyers at this shit...
#SickEmTom
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
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FEAR THE AI APOCALYPSE

www.youtube.com/shorts/kocYM...
Day 11…please #ChatGPT just count to 200 🙏
YouTube video by FatherPhi
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Even money it’s the fucken’ Russos...
#YouKnowItsTrue
Dude regularly works for Disney, DreamWorks, Netflix and CN so speculate away. But this sucks no matter which studio is doing it, and gross to think some major movie this year is running with a plagiarized image from ChatGPT.
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Heard Roger Avary on Rogan talking about how he couldn’t get any money for years pitching indies but now that he’s shifted to “making” AI “films,” rich douchebags are just throwing money at him. I’m glad John Cassavetes is dead and at peace.
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Little Timmy be like:
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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Perfect
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Alright, I got one for ya...
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:

Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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ugh driving my friend to The Pitt because they have a hot button social issue stuck up their butt again
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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Epstein class gets every benefit of every shadow of a doubt, the rest of us look at an ICE agent funny and we get pepper spray and a cracked skull
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The one that started my obsession with movies at 4 years old...
#Herbie4Eva
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM