Freddy Noriega
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Freddy Noriega
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· Apr 10
It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
#AbsoluteDominion
So, HAMNET. AKA ‘Shakespeare in Mourning’. AKA ‘Well, Actually Shakespeare’s Wife Mourning The Horrid Death Of Their Son Alone While He Fucks Off To Write His Little Play But It’s That One Play You Know The One So Ignoring His Family Is Fine ‘Cause Art Walketh Hard Or Something’…
#SoInspiring
#SoInspiring
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
So, HAMNET. AKA ‘Shakespeare in Mourning’. AKA ‘Well, Actually Shakespeare’s Wife Mourning The Horrid Death Of Their Son Alone While He Fucks Off To Write His Little Play But It’s That One Play You Know The One So Ignoring His Family Is Fine ‘Cause Art Walketh Hard Or Something’…
#SoInspiring
#SoInspiring
HAMNET is one of those movies that spends its entire time screaming in your face LOOK HOW EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND THIS IS, AREN’T YOU MOVED!!!??? Well, not when you’re being all pushy about it. I mean yeah the actors are doing ALL THE ACTING EVER but to what end? Ye Old Misery Porn?...
#SparethMe
#SparethMe
February 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
HAMNET is one of those movies that spends its entire time screaming in your face LOOK HOW EMOTIONALLY PROFOUND THIS IS, AREN’T YOU MOVED!!!??? Well, not when you’re being all pushy about it. I mean yeah the actors are doing ALL THE ACTING EVER but to what end? Ye Old Misery Porn?...
#SparethMe
#SparethMe
So, I just saw a longer version of that Pitt v Cruise slop going around. At one point slop Pitt stops and says ‘You killed epstein you animal!’ and slop Cruise replies something about him having to die for some Russia secrets. Really hope Cruise throws ALL his lawyers at this shit...
#SickEmTom
#SickEmTom
February 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
So, I just saw a longer version of that Pitt v Cruise slop going around. At one point slop Pitt stops and says ‘You killed epstein you animal!’ and slop Cruise replies something about him having to die for some Russia secrets. Really hope Cruise throws ALL his lawyers at this shit...
#SickEmTom
#SickEmTom
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Day 11…please #ChatGPT just count to 200 🙏
YouTube video by FatherPhi
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Even money it’s the fucken’ Russos...
#YouKnowItsTrue
#YouKnowItsTrue
Dude regularly works for Disney, DreamWorks, Netflix and CN so speculate away. But this sucks no matter which studio is doing it, and gross to think some major movie this year is running with a plagiarized image from ChatGPT.
February 13, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Even money it’s the fucken’ Russos...
#YouKnowItsTrue
#YouKnowItsTrue
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Heard Roger Avary on Rogan talking about how he couldn’t get any money for years pitching indies but now that he’s shifted to “making” AI “films,” rich douchebags are just throwing money at him. I’m glad John Cassavetes is dead and at peace.
February 13, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Heard Roger Avary on Rogan talking about how he couldn’t get any money for years pitching indies but now that he’s shifted to “making” AI “films,” rich douchebags are just throwing money at him. I’m glad John Cassavetes is dead and at peace.
Little Timmy be like:
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Little Timmy be like:
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Perfect
February 13, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Perfect
Alright, I got one for ya...
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 13, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Alright, I got one for ya...
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
BOUND
Saw it weekend it came out (down here) and it felt like discovering a treasure. Left eager to see what these new director siblings would bring in the future...
#AndBoyDidTheyDeliver
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ugh driving my friend to The Pitt because they have a hot button social issue stuck up their butt again
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 AM
ugh driving my friend to The Pitt because they have a hot button social issue stuck up their butt again
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Epstein class gets every benefit of every shadow of a doubt, the rest of us look at an ICE agent funny and we get pepper spray and a cracked skull
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Epstein class gets every benefit of every shadow of a doubt, the rest of us look at an ICE agent funny and we get pepper spray and a cracked skull
The one that started my obsession with movies at 4 years old...
#Herbie4Eva
#Herbie4Eva
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The one that started my obsession with movies at 4 years old...
#Herbie4Eva
#Herbie4Eva
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Swap the titles and the movies STILL work...
#KingMarty
#KingMarty
Accidentally referred to The Age of Innocence as Gangs of New York, but honestly, I wasn't wrong.
February 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Swap the titles and the movies STILL work...
#KingMarty
#KingMarty
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Accidentally referred to The Age of Innocence as Gangs of New York, but honestly, I wasn't wrong.
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Accidentally referred to The Age of Innocence as Gangs of New York, but honestly, I wasn't wrong.
To hell with Mac & Me, Rudd should start showing THESE clips when he goes on talk shows...
#CallConan
#CallConan
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 13, 2026 at 12:49 AM
To hell with Mac & Me, Rudd should start showing THESE clips when he goes on talk shows...
#CallConan
#CallConan
Can’t get Tom Cruise? Let’s get Carrot Top...
#HollywoodLogic
#HollywoodLogic
David Boreanaz has some big shoes to fill. He's set to star as Jim Rockford in NBC's upcoming reboot pilot of ‘The Rockford Files.’
[Source via Deadline] #TheRockfordFiles
[Source via Deadline] #TheRockfordFiles
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Can’t get Tom Cruise? Let’s get Carrot Top...
#HollywoodLogic
#HollywoodLogic
I’ts the Goddamn Song...
The Got Dang Song
YouTube video by Curtis Mayfield - Topic
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I’ts the Goddamn Song...
Funny how that goes, huh, Wim?...
#Disappointed
#Disappointed
February 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Funny how that goes, huh, Wim?...
#Disappointed
#Disappointed
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Wim Wenders knows better than this. “We have to stay out of politics” says the man whose best films were made in WEST Germany
Don't ask about Palestine at the Berlinale!
Here's my question to the jury about selective solidarity of the film festival with the people of Iran and Ukraine vs. Palestinians. Wim Wenders (jury president) actually said: "We have to stay out of politics" #Berlinale2026
Here's my question to the jury about selective solidarity of the film festival with the people of Iran and Ukraine vs. Palestinians. Wim Wenders (jury president) actually said: "We have to stay out of politics" #Berlinale2026
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Wim Wenders knows better than this. “We have to stay out of politics” says the man whose best films were made in WEST Germany