Freddy Noriega
@elfredderino.bsky.social
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Freddy Noriega
@elfredderino.bsky.social
· Apr 10
It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
#AbsoluteDominion
Just came across a laughably bad AI video where a couple is having an argument but every time they cut between them they have changed places in the room and the room itself is slightly different. Like a ZAZ gag, and of course the minions on the comments all fawn over it...
#PeopleCanBeSoDumb
#PeopleCanBeSoDumb
February 16, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Just came across a laughably bad AI video where a couple is having an argument but every time they cut between them they have changed places in the room and the room itself is slightly different. Like a ZAZ gag, and of course the minions on the comments all fawn over it...
#PeopleCanBeSoDumb
#PeopleCanBeSoDumb
Watching FIND ME GUILTY, which remains the one (1) time I’ve felt like there might be more to Vin than Dominic Toretto...
#LumetPower
#LumetPower
February 16, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Watching FIND ME GUILTY, which remains the one (1) time I’ve felt like there might be more to Vin than Dominic Toretto...
#LumetPower
#LumetPower
So you admit the shit don’t work and never will...
February 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
So you admit the shit don’t work and never will...
CLOUD ATLAS makes some very questionable choices along its way, but I’ve always been willing to wave those away because 1) its heart is always in the right place, and 2) just in terms of narrative film editing, it’s still one of the best I’ve seen in the past 25 years...
#IDigIt
#IDigIt
February 16, 2026 at 1:08 AM
CLOUD ATLAS makes some very questionable choices along its way, but I’ve always been willing to wave those away because 1) its heart is always in the right place, and 2) just in terms of narrative film editing, it’s still one of the best I’ve seen in the past 25 years...
#IDigIt
#IDigIt
Looking for mercy...
Mercy Street
YouTube video by Herbie Hancock - Topic
youtu.be
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Looking for mercy...
Musical mood...
Yama
YouTube video by Youssou N'Dour - Topic
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Musical mood...
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Neil Patrick Harris checking his bank account before answering the question:
February 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Neil Patrick Harris checking his bank account before answering the question:
Just what I need, more fucked up teeth...
#ThanksImGood
#ThanksImGood
Reject medical neo-futurism. Refuse compliance.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
I Will Not Grow The Third Set.
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Just what I need, more fucked up teeth...
#ThanksImGood
#ThanksImGood
If you’re looking for the absolute best ever version of Blue Rondo a La Turk, look no further...
Blue Rondo a La Turk
YouTube video by Dave Brubeck - Topic
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
If you’re looking for the absolute best ever version of Blue Rondo a La Turk, look no further...
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Gotta love Olympic tradition- the passage of the torch, the ceremonial lighting of the flame, the series of articles about condoms running out from journalists seething that super fit people are fucking
February 15, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Gotta love Olympic tradition- the passage of the torch, the ceremonial lighting of the flame, the series of articles about condoms running out from journalists seething that super fit people are fucking
Smoothest operator I’ve ever seen...
#BoyGotGame
#BoyGotGame
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Smoothest operator I’ve ever seen...
#BoyGotGame
#BoyGotGame
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Every notice all these AI disciples can come up with is sizzle reels and alternate versions of something that already exists?
Like, go write fanfic if you have a better ending to GOT. Probably would have a bigger potential audience of readers for that than you would for your AI slop
Like, go write fanfic if you have a better ending to GOT. Probably would have a bigger potential audience of readers for that than you would for your AI slop
February 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Every notice all these AI disciples can come up with is sizzle reels and alternate versions of something that already exists?
Like, go write fanfic if you have a better ending to GOT. Probably would have a bigger potential audience of readers for that than you would for your AI slop
Like, go write fanfic if you have a better ending to GOT. Probably would have a bigger potential audience of readers for that than you would for your AI slop
There are days when Billy loses hope, days when hope loses him...
Al Jarreau -- Wait For The Magic (Tenderness)
YouTube video by Archil Qurtsikidze
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
There are days when Billy loses hope, days when hope loses him...
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Endgame was a huge hit because it was the off-ramp to a decade-long series for a lot of people. Doomsday is basically asking the audience to get back on the highway for old times sake, and I’m sorry but that’s not how highways work!
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Endgame was a huge hit because it was the off-ramp to a decade-long series for a lot of people. Doomsday is basically asking the audience to get back on the highway for old times sake, and I’m sorry but that’s not how highways work!
Man, some people really are deluded to death over this AI slop business...
#JustBurstAlready
#JustBurstAlready
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Man, some people really are deluded to death over this AI slop business...
#JustBurstAlready
#JustBurstAlready
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I can shoot and edit on this thing and put out something in a manner of hours if I really wanted. The mirage that folks are selling/buying here is an artistic process without process, which of course is not an artistic process at all.
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I can shoot and edit on this thing and put out something in a manner of hours if I really wanted. The mirage that folks are selling/buying here is an artistic process without process, which of course is not an artistic process at all.
Maceo won’t you blow!
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Maceo won’t you blow!
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Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
📷Boris Breuer
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Maceo Parker turns 82 today.
📷Boris Breuer
📷Boris Breuer
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What these sloppers can’t explain is how or why anyone would pay to see someone else’s slop when they can make their own bespoke slop with the same low effort.
They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
What these sloppers can’t explain is how or why anyone would pay to see someone else’s slop when they can make their own bespoke slop with the same low effort.
They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
They aren’t making movies, they’re making junk mail
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Oh man, I wonder what'll happen when Schrader finds out you can already make films in 2-3 weeks with zero budget and without anyone's permission. And even the worst of them will be more worthwhile than whatever slop Aronofsky and Avary will spew forth.
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Oh man, I wonder what'll happen when Schrader finds out you can already make films in 2-3 weeks with zero budget and without anyone's permission. And even the worst of them will be more worthwhile than whatever slop Aronofsky and Avary will spew forth.
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Paul Schrader ending this rant by citing the most dubious of socialogical claims by an Israeli pseudoscientist really ties together all the brain rot.
He’s gone. His brain has melted into a puddle of viscous green goo...
#OhPaul
#OhPaul
February 14, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Paul Schrader ending this rant by citing the most dubious of socialogical claims by an Israeli pseudoscientist really ties together all the brain rot.
