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Freddy Noriega
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Geek/Editor. Everybody's Free To Hakuna Matata

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It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
Searching for his soul...
Youssou N’Dour - Red Clay (Return to Gorée Concert)
YouTube video by MoSoW
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ping me when there’s an *actual* consequence for that cocksucker...
#ThenYoullSeeMePumped
a man in a suit and tie talks to a woman in the desert with the words consequences behind him
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November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Goddangit I can’t find the skeet now but I called it back when his big awards movie bit the dust...
#BackToTheWell
The third #JumanjiMovie is officially in production!

Starring Karen Gillan, Jack Black, Dwayne Johnson, and Kevin Hart.
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
When you realize barking "I’m speaking” to GENOCIDE protesters was not the flex you thought it was…
#HindsightIs2020
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Excuse me maestro @realgdt.bsky.social but it’d be awesome if @netflix.com would let you record an audio commentary track for the movie that could played as an alt audio track...
#SoloUnaIdea
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
So, it’ll be… what… 2-3 years before it actually comes out. By then the momentum is gone...
#TheSystemIsBroken
‘ALIEN: EARTH’ has been renewed for Season 2.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Hi, it’s me, the NOW YOU SEE ME enjoyer who’s actually looking forward to the new one...
#MagicIsFun
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November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I absolutely adore how much Francesca loves her papa. This is the most wholesome relationship in film that I’m aware of, and I adore that I gain regular glimpses into their fun.
Martin Scorsese and his daughter Francesca read Letterboxd reviews and guessed which Scorsese movie they were about.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A year older today…
#46
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“It’s a big club… and YOU ain’t in it."
- Saint George Carlin
apropos of nothing, here’s a photo of a young chuck schumer attending trump lawyer & confidante (& joe mccarthy associate) roy cohn’s birthday party at studio 54, in 1979
November 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
My only kinda sorta very low-level gripe is I was highly expecting an ‘It’s alive!’ of some sort when Victor first sees him, but maybe that’s why Del Toro’s a genius and I’m just a fan service lover...
#StillWishHe'dSaidItTho
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November 9, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The casting of Mia Goth makes even more sense once you realize she kinda looks like Kim Morgan...
#GordoLibidinoso
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November 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yeah, I’m watching FRANKENSTEIN again and you can’t stop me...
#RebelRebelRepresent
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Toots & Quincy giving Eyes Of Love...
Quincy Jones & Toots Thielemans
YouTube video by bailey6757
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November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Thought Guillermo del Toro doing a movie about how humans are the real monsters sounded like a no-brainer and then the son of a bitch outdoes himself and makes a movie about how no one is doomed to be a monster instead
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Groovy Saturday night with Toots...
Toots Thielemans - Velas (Ivan Lins) - 1987 Live
YouTube video by Geepereet
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November 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Did the dad’s genes even try?...
#SpittingImage
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He's my boy but it’s kinda tough to feel bad for anyone who’s big financial loss is… a friggin’ island...
#YoullMakeDoFrancis
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM