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Freddy Noriega
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Geek/Editor. Everybody's Free To Hakuna Matata

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It’s FINALLY here!! Check out the trailer I cut for ABSOLUTE DOMINION (which I also cut!), written and directed by the incomparable Lexi Alexander!!!!...
#AbsoluteDominion
Watching SINNERS again. The big central musical sequence *alone* is the best picture of the year and should win every major award, never mind the other fantastic two hours and change. This flick taking it all should be a forgone conclusion...
#NoContest #KingRyan
February 20, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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It was the worst of times, it was the fucking worst of times.

Just really shit times.
January 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well, it happened, saw my first job post for ‘editor’ where the ‘job’ entails ‘using AI to generate shots, revise them, then do the editing’. They want us to use slop to DO IT ALL and to add insult to injury, AT THE SAME WAGES...
#FuckAllTheWayOff
a black and white photo of prince sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and the words lawd hammercy .
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February 20, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Neither do I, Marty...
#Truth
A daily dose of Marty Scorsese:
February 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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I really hope the Oscar predictions I’m seeing are wrong, because if Ryan Coogler doesn’t win Best Director we should probably scrap this whole “awards show” concept.
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February 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
February 19, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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February 19, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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OpenAI Unveil “Final Slogan”
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Holy shit!!! I tried it and IT WORKS!!! Wouldn’t have pegged Will Forte as our John Connor but such are the times...
#UseFarAndWide
February 19, 2026 at 6:14 AM
February 19, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up
February 19, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We should all get to live the consequence-free life of a rich asshole...
#JustForAChangeOfPace
February 19, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Colbert interviewing him would be the Frost/Nixon our times deserve...
#ThatIWouldWatch
We know President Trump watches Hannity. Will he take Fox News political strategist Caroline Sunshine's advice and challenge Stephen Colbert to have him on 'The Late Show'? "Based on Colbert's response, we'll find out who's silencing who," she says.
February 19, 2026 at 5:44 AM
I’d rather watch THE ROOM than any AI video, and I fucken’ haaaaate that movie and the ironic love for it...
#StillBetterThanSlop
every shot-on-video, made-with-a-camcorder horror movie that's just some teenage friend group fucking around in the woods with some fake blood and a monster mask contains more artistic merit, human joy and creative light than anything AI has ever made or will ever, ever make
February 19, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Hard disagree. It very clearly has that scene where they give the Simmons character golden lighting and a hero shot while he says ‘the worst thing you can say is good job’ as if it was some huge pearl of wisdom and not a SCIENTIFICALLY proven fallacy. Flick is very much pro-toxicity...
#NotMyTempo
Lately I've seen a few things that make me think other people took different things away from the movie "Whiplash" than I did.

Like, the movie isn't simply *against* obsessive training for excellence and cruel teaching to bring it out, but it sure isn't simply *for* them either.
February 19, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Tom Morello has something to tell you:
February 19, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is the crux of it. It’s an empty promise. Always has been, always will be...
#MotherfuckAI
February 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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We've now been doing AI hype for 3-4 years and they're still faking the quality of the outputs of their video generators. A flagrant con job pulled on the internet and everyone who shared this video.
And after all that, the Pitt/Cruise AI fight scene appears to have been just digital BG and face replacement on multi-angle green screen reference videos of two real live human stuntees fighting.

In other words, like most AI hype — it was a con. www.shokunin.studio/blog/2026/2/...
February 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Oh, and of course, how could I forget WHIPLASH. That evil EVIL fucken’ movie. Tho thankfully I saw it at home so others didn’t have to see me seething in rage at a movie that doesn’t understand a lick about jazz or music-making and presents toxicity as aspirational...
#FuckThatMovie
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Started watching THE WHOLE BLOOD AFFAIR. For some reason, I thought this was some kinda re-edit but half an hour in it’s all the same (except for the title card). Is this just the two movies back to back with the animated thing thrown in between?
#IfSoHowMeh
February 19, 2026 at 12:36 AM
February 18, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Easy, that Gareth Edwards GODZILLA movie that has little to no Zilla actually in it. Man alive, that movie pissed me off…
#StillMad
fun question: what’s the maddest you’ve ever been leaving a movie theater? not necessarily worst movie you’ve seen, but the one that just pissed you off the most. mine is Batman v Superman
February 18, 2026 at 10:02 PM
My finances and money flow right now:
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February 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM