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"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said 'Welcome aboard'."

[sometimes nsfw]
commie propaganda and degeneracy
gaymer, fucking nerd, bunny girl
EN : she/they, FR : elle - 27y
Pinned
I can't get sick of this ☺️😊
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“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that...
theonion.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Et merci à ceux et celles qui nous ont soutenues.
February 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Pokémon GO is introducing a major update to Mega Evolution.

The headline additions are Super Mega Raids, a new challenging raid tier, and Link Charges, a new resource used to enter them. Plus, there is a new Mega Level called Super Max.

Full Details: leekduck.com/posts/mega-e...
February 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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obligatory 'me playing a skill based game poorly' clip lmao

god this ost tho hdsfhfghg
February 19, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Demon Tides is one of my favourite platformers in recent memory, and one with some surprisingly grand ambitions that it absolutely lives up to - roll on Bubsy 4D! www.thegamer.com/demon-tides-...
Demon Tides Is Exactly How You Do A Sequel
Demon Tides is a phenomenal sequel that not only builds on everything Turf nailed, but also greatly expands its scope and quality.
www.thegamer.com
February 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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We've done it. We've just hit the release button on our biggest game yet...

DEMON TIDES IS OUT NOW ON STEAM! AHHHHH!

An open world platforming adventure full of mysteries, challenges and a ton of customization! Express yourself through the movement and explore the oceans!
February 19, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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women gladiators? hot girls in your arena
February 19, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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hi i bring legs and heels to your TL
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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February 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
BUNBUNBUNBUN !
Scorbunny will be featured during March Community Day on Saturday, March 14, 2026, in Pokémon GO.

The Featured Attack will likely be Blast Burn, and Pyro Ball will likely be introduced as a new move. Stay tuned for more details.

Full Details: leekduck.com/events/march...
February 19, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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“Ramadan Nights
Don't Scroll Past This
Stop scrolling
While everyone's up tonight, Odai is fighting for his future
He's a child who could lose his chance to walk if he doesn't get surgery
One share or donation could change everything
Be the reason this Ramadan brings him hope”
tinyurl.com/odai-care
February 18, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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"Il y avait une dizaine de policiers mais aucun n’a réagi. Ils ont laissé partir nos agresseurs et n’ont pas essayé de les rattraper. Pire, ils ont ri et se sont moqués de nous. Quand je leur ai demandé ce qui les faisait rire, ils ont répondu : On ne peut plus rigoler si vous vous faites frapper ?"
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Bienvenue en 1900 mais version 2026 😐
February 18, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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A huge amount of the anger from neoliberals, radlibs, is that they hate being told no by people they consider to be lesser than them.

When they're told no by their inferiors, they're driven to punish and make examples. This is, in fact, one of the forms rape culture takes.
February 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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i mean... lol
February 17, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Just like my hero George Lucas I couldn't resist doing a better, remastered version.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Grande prudence dans les jours qui viennent les camarades
February 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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D'après Alice Cordier c'est Raphaël Arnault qui aurait enlevé l'échelle
Le candidat sans étiquette, ancien membre du parti Debout la France de Nicolas Dupont-Aignan a succombé à ses blessures ce lundi 16 février, après être tombé d’une échelle à son domicile de Poey-de-Lescar.
Municipales 2026 : décès en pleine campagne du candidat souverainiste à la mairie de Pau Reynald Crooner
l.leparisien.fr
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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‼️🚨PSA🚨‼️

🗣️You do not, in fact, “gotta give it to them”!!!

You can get EXTRA BALL TIME if you DON’T “drop it” the first few times they ask!! You can even walk around with it in your mouth & chew on it a little! 🎾

Game changer, right??? 🤯
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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LE CANARD ENCHAÎNÉ CONFIRME NOTRE ENQUÊTE AVEC UNE AUTRE VIDÉO : LES FASCISTES ONT BIEN ORGANISÉ UN GUET-APENS ARMÉ

– Le déroulé des faits ayant conduit à la mort de Quentin Deranque se confirme : les médias ont menti, les autorités aussi –

Notre article ici : contre-attaque.net/2026/02/17/l...
February 17, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Taking commissions again, help me pay bills and buy food, please and thank you. Get in touch through DMs if your interested.
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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This is fucking despicable. They’re copypasting their abuse of trans people onto new targets now (and many of the same targets, given how much overlap there is).

I had to fight for a shared care agreement with the ADHD meds that I fucking need to function. Taking them from anyone is beyond cruel.
February 17, 2026 at 9:06 AM
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I just want to heal my Pokemon

#PokemonLegendsZA #art
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM