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EJRI
@ejri.bsky.social
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"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said 'Welcome aboard'."

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commie propaganda and degeneracy
gaymer, fucking nerd, bunny girl
EN : she/they, FR : elle - 27y
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yeag
photo of Cynthia and Diantha from Pokémon making out, with the caption "when you enter the wrong house in undella town"
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Screenshot from episode 5 of "This Monster Wants to Eat Me", in which Hinako, a hundreds of years old kitsune presenting as a red-headed schoolgirl, tells Hinako "I'm actually a whole lot older than you" as she recounts seeing her birth
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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JKDDJYGJDDHJD
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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why rust syndicate isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread
A screenshot of Rust Syndicate leader Corbeau in Pokémon Legends ZA. He's poison themed, with purple hair, black & purple clothes, and things on his glasses looking like drops of a poisonous liquid. He's also a twink.
October 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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She's grown up so much 🥹
[Pokémon Legends ZA Spoiler]
Photo from Pokémon Legends ZA of my character posing with her starter Chikorita in front of the Lumiose train station. My character has green turquoise hair and is dressed in goth black & purple, with a burgundy béret. Meanwhile, Chikorita is acting cheerful, smiling and showing off her famous Chikorititties Second photo from Legends ZA. My character is posing to the same Pokémon, who is now not only fully evolved, but mega evolved as well into Mega Megaynium. It has giant red, pink and white flowers around its neck. My character is making a heart with her hands
October 20, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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oh it's from the same tech bro loser lol
honestly a badge of honor coming from someone like that 😘
screenshot from Clearsky showing that ai bro Rafael Pinto @rcpinto.bsky.social has added me to 2 moderation lists, "Confidently Dumb" and "Anti-AI"
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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??? Damn lol
"rcpinto.bsky.social has added you to the 'Confidently Dumb' moderation list"
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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HAHAHA
@rcpinto.bsky.social has added you to the "Anti-AI" moderation list https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:obor2bqaqi3s7ctohnje63o2/lists/3l37pb4l3vb2h
October 4, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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They're dating
Screenshot from Pokémon Go of a very tall (1.85 meters) Lopunny named "goals" Screenshot from Pokémon Go of a tiny (60 cm tall) Lopunny named "small gal"
September 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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goofballs
Selfie from Pokémon Violet of my character pretending to roar and show claws while behind her, shiny Koraidon is roaring to the sky while standing in combat form Second selfie with the same pose except Koraidon is smiling like a doofus Photo of ride Miraidon and shiny battle Koraidon together, with both looking like absolute dorks. Not a single braincell between the two of them. Koraidon is smiling wide with its eyes closed while Miraidon has its mouth open and crosses its eyes Last photo, of the two Pokémon sleeping next to each other. A Pokedex style framing is applied to the photo
September 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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This thing is literally just a cock and balls.
September 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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HELP I'm being chased 😖
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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found this bingo i'd made last december and damn i not only got a bingo but caught most of those shinies ☺️
a 5 by 5 grid of shiny pokémon, among which a line is bingoed. Here are the ones that were caught this year starting with the bingo row : Tangela, Clodsire, Spheal, Clawitzer, Electrike. Then there's also Lopunny, Sylveon, Dialga, Pom-Pom Oricorio (I got tired and just used nectar), Bunnelby, Glaceon, Mawile, Meowscarada, red Floette, Kleavor, Tyrunt. I did also get the shiny fennekin line, but the text said "finishing starters" and my home dex isn't full yet in that regard. Now for the ones I haven't caught yet this year : Honedge, Gothitelle, Reshiram, a few starters, Heatmor, a ZA shiny, Mr Mime (though I got traded one by a friend), Pancham and Furret (not for lack of trying for that last one)
September 19, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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L'éditeur "Dear Villagers" ont lâchement préféré lécher les bottes des nazis qui harcelaient les développeuses du jeu (dont une meuf trans), et ont jeté le studio des devs (Studio Plane Toast). Personnellement je n'achèterai plus rien venant de cet éditeur collabo.
capture d'écran du mail de confirmation d'achat de Steam montrant l'achat du jeu Caravan Sandwitch, dont les devs sont harcelées par des nazis Screenshot from a Steam purchase confirmation email for Caravan Sandwitch, whose female devs are harrassed by nazis Capture d'écran de la page de l'éditeur collabo "Dear Villagers" sur Steam, avec la case "Ignoré" cochée pour signifier que j'ai choisi de masquer tous les produits de cet éditeur. Screenshot from Steam of the publisher "Dear Villagers"' steam page, showing a ticked box named "ignored". I chose to hide all their products as to avoid ever buying from them again
September 16, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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OMG this useless lesbian !
Screenshot from the yuri comedy Bad Girl in which Yuu Yutani, the himbo lesbian protagonist, asks her childhood bff : "Suzu-chan ! Did you get jealous because Sumiki-senpai's clinging onto me ? Just kidding." "Suzu-chan", who has been in love with her since forever, answers while blushing : "I did, though ?" Suzu proceeds to hold onto Yuu's left arm while Sukimi is holding onto the right arm. Yuu looks back at her bff with blushing cheeks and a confused expression : "Wait, what ?"
September 11, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Hotel Transylvania meme comic strip of 4 cases : 1 : Johnathan, smiling : "Hey Dracula sorry I'm late I was thinking" 2 : René Descartes : "It's okay...I am "Thinking"" 3 : Johnathan, horrified : "Omg !!!!!!! Descartes No !!!!" 4 : Vlad, smiling : "Haha Jonathan, you are"
September 10, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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Part 2 of my team
Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on MURRICAH the Braviary. Lv64 when I beat the league, it has Free Fall, Fly, Strength and Brave Bird Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on yuri bait the Jellicent. Lv62 when I beat the league, it has Waterfall (ugh, HMs), Ice Beam, Shadow Ball and Surf Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on Wednesday the Gothitelle. Lv63 when I beat the league, it has Psyshock, Flash (for caves), Heal Block and Psychic
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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This month I played Pokémon Black 2 for the first time ! Very cool game, I still got a lot of post-game to do and need to find a way to unlock the Memory Link stuff
Here's my team !
1/2
#Pokemon
Photo of my bottom 3DS screen showing my Pokémon team : "Solid Snek" the Serperior, "yuri bait" the Jellicent, "Wednesday" the Gothitelle, "Oh Holy Fu" the Eelektross, N's Zoroark (from gifted Zorua) and "MURRICAH" the Braviary Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on Solid Snek the female Serperior. Lv61 when I beat the league, it has Leaf Blafe, Cut, Giga Drain and Frenzy Plant Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on Zoroark. Lv62 when I beat the league, it has Night Slash, Rock Smash (thought i'd need it like in previous entries), Flamethrower and Foul Play Photo of the Pantheon showing my team and focusing on Oh Holy Fu the Eelektross. Lv62 when I beat the league, it has Volt Switch, Thunder Wave, Crunch and Thunder
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Phased on a marked shiny Phanpy yesterday but I got a friend who's a Phanpy fan 🥰
Screenshot from Pokémon Scarlet of a shiny Phanpy caught in a love ball. The shiny is a lighter shade of blue, almost white Screenshot showing the shiny Phanpy's mark : the Clouds mark, resulting in the following title "Phanpy the Dreamer" Typing this now I'm realising it has a great nature too (Jovial)
September 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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mood 😩
3 shapes and one image, each captioned : Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, and finally, "Hercatgon" with a picture of Adora from She-Ra looking sad
August 31, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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She wants to order.
screenshot from The Executioner And Her Way Of Life, a yuri anime about an executioner of isekai-ed people who falls for an isekai-ed girl. In this screenshot, Menou (executioner) is driving a boat, looking forward with a serious expression. Next to her, Akari, the isekai girl, is bending over towards the back of the boat with her butt raised up
August 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I am utterly puzzled as to what people like about this man
Screenshot from the Great Ace Attorney showing Herlock Sholmes doing his usual shitty laugh, as Iris who is narrating here recounts the following : "It obviously amused him. He told me that he'd caught a Japanese man who was bawling and trembling." For context, this is now the second time in the game that Herlock Sholmes has an innocent japanese man arrested for a crime, claims to have solved the case, and laughs about their misfortune. First the protagonist, then an English literature student.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Thought of @norainthefuture.tv when I caught this one 🥰
Screenshot from Pokémon Violet of a shiny female Pawmi, caught in a Love Ball. Both the ball and the shiny are pink Screenshot from Pokémon Violet of the third page of that shiny Pawmi's information. It is of Bashful nature, was caught on July 14th 2025 and is described as "loving to thrash out". It has the Injured mark, which reminded me of that injured Pawmi from the language teacher's quest at the school 🥺
July 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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For my birthday on monday I did my second ever Destiny Mark Hunt, and I managed to get 2 Destiny Mark shinies (one of them shown here, as well as some unmarked shinies, many non-shiny marked Pokémon, and some shinies with other marks
#Pokemon
Screenshot from Pokémon Violet of a female shiny Pachirisu named "Pachibisou" (bisou means kiss). It was caught in a Love Ball, pink like the shiny's pink stripe and ears 🥰 Screenshot from Pokémon Violet of the third page of that shiny Pachirisu's information. It is of Modest nature, was caught on July 14th 2025 and is described as "dumb and impulsive". But most importantly, it has the Destiny Mark, symbolized by a white Pokéball inside a red heart and meaning it was caught on my birthday ☺️ Screenshot from Pokémon Scarlet of a shiny Eevee caught in a Friend Ball. The bunny's shiny is silver. Screenshot from Pokémon Violet of the third page of that shiny Eevee's information. It is of Mild nature, was caught on July 14th 2025 and is described as "fleeing quickly". It has the Nervous mark : it's just like me fr fr
July 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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couldn't find the images by themselves but here's a 4 combo
A montage of 4 of the photos from the "female bullying" stock photoshoot. In it, 4 women in colorful clothes (one of them has like 4 layers of shirts) are posing in very homoerotic ways pretending to bully each other, switching roles in each photo.
July 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM