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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I cannot stress enough how hard we need to prosecute these fascists.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino responds “roger that” to a tweet reading “big or small, deport them all.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Isn’t this completely dependent on the amount of the check?
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I’m so sick of this fucking goofball
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Donald Rump (because his butt be big!) Donald J Trump (where the J stands for jerk!) Donold Trump (because he be old!) Donald J Grump (because he’s always grumpy!) Donnie Pigeyes (because his eyes look like pig eyes!) Tonald Drump (because I switched the first letter of his first and last name!)
He’s really losing his touch with the nasty nicknames.
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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lmao the entire TED2017 conference schedule is in the Epstein files, I’m so glad I don’t work there anymore
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Gotcha, thx
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Bret Kavanaugh cried on tv like an angry little bitch when he thought he might lose the chance to make this legal
A US citizen filmed federal agents smashing his car window, as authorities begin a surge of immigration enforcement operations in North Carolina.

The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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Brett Kavanaugh should need to buy Mr. Aceituno a new pickup.
Racist terrorism by the government. This is a US citizen.

www.charlotteobserver.com/article31293...
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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What two Harvard professor parents does to a motherfucker's brain
libertarians belong in a zoo
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We have reached new regions of striver stupidity.
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I stayed up too late reading Epstein's emails and dms and I know I'm not the first to say it but holy shit all these people are so fucking stupid. The whole elite crew is full of the most idiotic, arrogant fucks in the world. Look at this exchange with a literary agent. "Keep it coming."
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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If not guilty why guilty shaped?
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Steve Buscemi and Angelina Jolie
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@benansell.bsky.social similarly few on Bluesky were able to see the “ironic style” in her hiring at Vanity Fair
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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oh. well that's that, then! www.theverge.com/column/82066...
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Come all ye violent cowards to america’s golden age of goons!!!
ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan: "We are ushering in the golden age of law enforcement in this country right now thanks to President Trump and the leadership from Secretary Noem"
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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No one demanded the market distorting effects of personalist dictatorship more than capital, they should be happy with their choice. bsky.app/profile/carl...
YELLEN: “.. businesses feel paralyzed by the uncertainty about policies that represent the strong but really personal whims of a single individual.”

@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Thank god for the Miami Herald I guess
I was at NYT for 7 years & one of a dozen reporters who investigated Epstein’s interactions w/the rich & powerful. I don’t know every conversation held at every level there, but I do know we dedicated ourselves to exposing those who supported Epstein & engaged in the abuse of girls he facilitated
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM