EJP
@ejpettinger.bsky.social
Former Head of Operations at Mild Abandon cartoons
Is the guy that wrote it mocking himself too?
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is the guy that wrote it mocking himself too?
@benansell.bsky.social similarly few on Bluesky were able to see the “ironic style” in her hiring at Vanity Fair
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@benansell.bsky.social similarly few on Bluesky were able to see the “ironic style” in her hiring at Vanity Fair
Gotta hand it to the guy! There is no horse. Living or dead. There never was a horse! But he’s beating it and he’s gonna keep beating it until The Atlantic runs out of money!
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Gotta hand it to the guy! There is no horse. Living or dead. There never was a horse! But he’s beating it and he’s gonna keep beating it until The Atlantic runs out of money!
What an absolutely pathetic existence
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What an absolutely pathetic existence
Remember to tell the cashier at the grocery store that everything is 25% cheaper! They might not know!
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Remember to tell the cashier at the grocery store that everything is 25% cheaper! They might not know!
This dipshit doesn’t know the difference between chicken pox and measles. Wildly popular podcast tho!
October 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This dipshit doesn’t know the difference between chicken pox and measles. Wildly popular podcast tho!
Will they have the courage to reject daddy in the next election?
October 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Will they have the courage to reject daddy in the next election?
Tell us what to say and we’ll say it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tell us what to say and we’ll say it.
BREAKING: The paper Jeff Bezos owns says Jeff Bezos is a really swell guy!
October 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
BREAKING: The paper Jeff Bezos owns says Jeff Bezos is a really swell guy!
My president has pig eyes 😢
October 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My president has pig eyes 😢
"Let's do the fucking news"
October 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"Let's do the fucking news"
Absolutely unbelievable a team with the Dodgers fan base does this shit
October 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Absolutely unbelievable a team with the Dodgers fan base does this shit
He thinks farmers are stupid
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
He thinks farmers are stupid
Imagine feeling obligated to respect this sad old clown
September 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Imagine feeling obligated to respect this sad old clown
Amazing. Just droning on and on about himself in front of the entire leadership of the military. Just droning on and on about himself
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Amazing. Just droning on and on about himself in front of the entire leadership of the military. Just droning on and on about himself
Called the entire leadership of the military together to drone on about how popular his signature is
September 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Called the entire leadership of the military together to drone on about how popular his signature is
This clown couldn’t even get Jimmy Kimmel fired!
September 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This clown couldn’t even get Jimmy Kimmel fired!
Murray, buddy, you’re not going to believe what’s happening
September 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Murray, buddy, you’re not going to believe what’s happening
The Vice President of the United States is running his mouth again.
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Vice President of the United States is running his mouth again.
Welcome to reality tv medicine! Good luck everyone!
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Welcome to reality tv medicine! Good luck everyone!
Here’s a very good book about the way you were lied to about “left wing free speech overreach.”
September 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Here’s a very good book about the way you were lied to about “left wing free speech overreach.”