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“Am I doing it right, Bari?”
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Am I doing it right, Bari?”
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The undergrads at the Crimson has consistently done a better job at investigating stories--big and small--than some of the legacy papers. Go college journalism.
gosh I wonder why they called her peril www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The undergrads at the Crimson has consistently done a better job at investigating stories--big and small--than some of the legacy papers. Go college journalism.
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How the fuck does Larry Summers still have a job
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How the fuck does Larry Summers still have a job
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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I cannot stress enough how hard we need to prosecute these fascists.
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino responds “roger that” to a tweet reading “big or small, deport them all.”
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I cannot stress enough how hard we need to prosecute these fascists.
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Isn’t this completely dependent on the amount of the check?
Dr Oz: "If you had a check in the mail, you could buy the insurance you thought was best for you"
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Isn’t this completely dependent on the amount of the check?
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
I’m so sick of this fucking goofball
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I’m so sick of this fucking goofball
Donald Rump (because his butt be big!) Donald J Trump (where the J stands for jerk!) Donold Trump (because he be old!) Donald J Grump (because he’s always grumpy!) Donnie Pigeyes (because his eyes look like pig eyes!) Tonald Drump (because I switched the first letter of his first and last name!)
He’s really losing his touch with the nasty nicknames.
Trump lashing out in fear at GOP lawmakers will not end well for him.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Donald Rump (because his butt be big!) Donald J Trump (where the J stands for jerk!) Donold Trump (because he be old!) Donald J Grump (because he’s always grumpy!) Donnie Pigeyes (because his eyes look like pig eyes!) Tonald Drump (because I switched the first letter of his first and last name!)
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lmao the entire TED2017 conference schedule is in the Epstein files, I’m so glad I don’t work there anymore
You too can search for people couriernewsroom.com/news/we-crea...
We created a searchable database with all 20,000 files from Epstein’s Estate
Easily find every mention of Trump, Clinton, blackmail, and potential sex crimes in the thousands of private messages between Epstein and his close associates.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
lmao the entire TED2017 conference schedule is in the Epstein files, I’m so glad I don’t work there anymore
Bret Kavanaugh cried on tv like an angry little bitch when he thought he might lose the chance to make this legal
A US citizen filmed federal agents smashing his car window, as authorities begin a surge of immigration enforcement operations in North Carolina.
The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go.
The Honduran-born Charlotte resident filed a police report after the officers let him go.
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Bret Kavanaugh cried on tv like an angry little bitch when he thought he might lose the chance to make this legal
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Brett Kavanaugh should need to buy Mr. Aceituno a new pickup.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Brett Kavanaugh should need to buy Mr. Aceituno a new pickup.
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Time for that old Marie Curie music
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What two Harvard professor parents does to a motherfucker's brain
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
What two Harvard professor parents does to a motherfucker's brain
We have reached new regions of striver stupidity.
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We have reached new regions of striver stupidity.
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I stayed up too late reading Epstein's emails and dms and I know I'm not the first to say it but holy shit all these people are so fucking stupid. The whole elite crew is full of the most idiotic, arrogant fucks in the world. Look at this exchange with a literary agent. "Keep it coming."
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I stayed up too late reading Epstein's emails and dms and I know I'm not the first to say it but holy shit all these people are so fucking stupid. The whole elite crew is full of the most idiotic, arrogant fucks in the world. Look at this exchange with a literary agent. "Keep it coming."
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If not guilty why guilty shaped?
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
If not guilty why guilty shaped?
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Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Uh. I don't think that Nuzzi piece is "ironic" guys
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there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
there was a good post about how every time Nuzzi hears a garbage disposal she thinks "I should call him" and I will continue to think more about that joke than I will about whatever that NYT article says
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Steve Buscemi and Angelina Jolie
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Steve Buscemi and Angelina Jolie
@benansell.bsky.social similarly few on Bluesky were able to see the “ironic style” in her hiring at Vanity Fair
November 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@benansell.bsky.social similarly few on Bluesky were able to see the “ironic style” in her hiring at Vanity Fair
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oh. well that's that, then! www.theverge.com/column/82066...
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
oh. well that's that, then! www.theverge.com/column/82066...