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The Cowboy From Dracula
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Bee 🐢 they/he
I can see that figure now— pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn! It was Bartleby.
They/He/Fae, 30, Disabled, Children's Librarian
I can't believe a kitten lives in my house
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Kind of wild there has been almost no coverage of the fact that the federal government unleashed chemical weapons against literal kids *at school*.

workdaymagazine.org/minneapolis-...
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 PM
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I have verified that Keith Porter Jr’s father created this GoFundMe and is asking to support his grandchildren
Support for Keith’s Daughters After Tragedy, organized by Keith Porter
My 43-year-old son, Keith, was tragically killed on New Year's Eve in Northri… Keith Porter necesita tu apoyo para Support for Keith’s Daughters After Tragedy
gofund.me
January 10, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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This is genuinely a good idea. We should do this. There should be a maximum wage, the same way there’s a minimum wage.

The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
no one needs a billion dollars and that's why I will set the tax rate at 100% for everything over 100 million
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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I think it's an unqualified good if we all go apeshit over ICE murdering renee nicole good but Black, brown, and Asian people have been getting murdered by ICE for the past year and it's so hard for me not to become the joker thinking about how little impact those deaths had by comparison
January 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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📣 URGENT MA REQUEST! please share!
utilities & car insurance has to be paid tonight, pls continue to share & send funds!!
hourly 🧵

0$/200$

ca: $artbyshayn
vm: magikbeanshop
dm for zelle!

if 20 ppl give 10$ the goals met
if 10 ppl give 20$ the goals met

#BIPOCMA #signalboost #helpsky💸💕 #mutualaid
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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🚨 #Urgent 🚨 #Help ‼️
#Safety #Shelter #Food
#HelpSky #MutualAid
#MutualAidVoid #Abuse
#DomesticViolence
#HelpFolksLive2026
#Survival #LGBTQ+

y'all i need $140 asap but i have a migraine and can't be on my phone rights now so i'm depending on y'all today
today's goal is $140 okay?

links in bio

please and thank you 🙏💕
btw i need help all the time, even when i'm not online. mutual aid can be extremely stressful and breaks are needed. but so is the help. it's hard

with that being said, the post below is roughly what i need each week

so..

links in bio

please help me survive?
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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There's a tendency to see folks who feel called to early ed settings as simple or manic pixie dream whatever or otherwise out of touch with adult reality.

In actuality, the most skilled people in early ed space are usually people who are fully aware of and done with adult behavioral bullshit
Timeline cleanse: Mamdani governing like Fred Rogers (compliment).

Notice it’s two of the people in American public life who risked the most to support Palestine who are out here exemplifying kindness and joy and love with kids more than just about any other American politician ever could.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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yeah they’re just grabbing random people at bus stops there is absolutely no attempt to even give the pretense that this is about immigration anymore. it is absolutely just a military occupation
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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Local assisted living facilities are taking additional security measures because the residents don’t want their care to be interrupted when ICE abducts their staff. Schools are closed for the safety of students, faculty, and staff. There is no facet of society or stage of life unaffected.
Not an exaggeration at all to say that the feeling in Minneapolis is that the entire metro area is being treated as occupied territory by federal agents. Impossible to overstate how overwhelmingly people here do not like it. This does not feel sustainable.
January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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"How do I prepare?"

You help people who are going thru it right now.

Because this forces you to build the community relationships, infrastructure, and operational rhythm that you need to protect yourself.

Sending aid to others builds resiliency at home. None of us are free until we're all free.
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It's so hard to function when the only thing I really, truly want to do is put my face on my cat's little body
January 10, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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PLEASE don't make me have to beg all night. i really can't handle it anymore. i need to be using this time resting and planning so I CAN HAVE MY FUCKING LIFE BACK OKAY?
January 9, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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Primary all of them
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Land back.
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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you know what would really restrain ice is if it did not exist
Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.
A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.
January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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Photojournalist Aaron Marckell Williams was killed in a crosswalk as the result of a police chase over a traffic violation. DC local law had made such chases illegal - House Republicans voted to overturn that law last year.
January 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Defunding the police was always the basement in terms of a demand. Not a *slogan* but an actionable demand.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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When Vichy liberal fucks say ICE just needs more training, *this guy* is literally the person that would be doing that training.

Along with Israeli soldiers with the latest new tips and tricks for enforcing genocidal apartheid.
NEW: Jonathan Ross is former National Guard and Border Patrol and has been part of ICE's SWAT equivalent, a team leader overseeing FBI, ATF, and IRS agents, and a firearms instructor, according to testimony obtained by WIRED. This is from @hudsongiles.bsky.social and me:
ICE Agent Who Reportedly Shot Renee Good Was a Firearms Trainer, Per Testimony
Jonathan Ross told a federal court in December about his professional background, including “hundreds” of encounters with drivers during enforcement actions, according to testimony obtained by WIRED.
www.wired.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Lestat is always like. "Louis!"
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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America in 2026:
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM