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The Cowboy From Dracula
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I can see that figure now— pallidly neat, pitiably respectable, incurably forlorn! It was Bartleby.
They/He/Fae, 30, Disabled, Children's Librarian
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(Please clap)
Cropped screenshot of The Naming of Cats by T.S. Eliot.
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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I deserve hazard pay for leaving him behind
A photo of Roro, the handsomest little cat in the world, looking at the camera as if to say, "you're leaving???"
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Like, what's the point of doing anything but this
Photo of my cat Roro lying on his side in a little crescent for belly rubs
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Today I visited my friend who claims her kitten is the softest cat in the land. Now I'm back home with my baby Roro, and I gotta say, Roro's still the softest
Photo of Roro, the real softest cat in all the land. He is gray and handsome and his ears are askew.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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In 2019 I went as a Jimmy Buffet fan

It was a costume I never really took off
Mirror selfie of me in a Galapagos hat, open button-down patterned with tropical leaves, and a cheeseburger shirt. Me in my Jimmy Buffet fan costume, sitting casually at a table in Flaming Saddles bar
October 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Scan of a newspaper headline and byline: "Herr Goebbels Angered by Anti-Nazi Wit - Comedians Banned for Humorous Remarks on Leaders."
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Magnus Archives Season One
"Your Music Saved Me" meme. A white woman in a crowd holds up a printed paper sign that reads "Your music saved me" in bold text.
September 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The Tiny Man
A photo of my cat Roro. He is a gray tabby with white tux markings and puffy tomcat cheeks. His eyes are squinty and his face is perpetually grumpy, but still, he looks at the camera with love.
September 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Movie poster for We Bought A Zoo (2011)
September 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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No new pictures; where are you, mentally?
A SpongeBob screenshot of Squidward in his bed. He appears to be completely deflated. His skull appears collapsed.
August 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Been playing this RTS game about pirates called Sea of Conquest, and not only did they include Captain Ahab as a character, but they also gave him top surgery scars
Screenshot from the RTS game Sea of Conquest. Captain Ahab is reimagined as an extremely buff old man. His muscles are enormous and covered in a pattern of rippling tattoos. His rather skimpy costume exposes his left pectoral, which has a scar running from the left side to the center. He does not have nipples.
August 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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This little dumpling man is Roro. He was a stray until he was 8, and now he's my 11 year old baby. He likes to snuggle and have his ears cleaned and rest his little chin on things. He does not like costumes
A photo of gentle Roro, a gray tabby with tuxedo markings, lounging on a comforter, waiting for pets. A photo of Roro displeased in a cowboy hat and kerchief.
July 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Nidal is a 9 month old baby. His entire life has been lived in fear and war.

Can you help?
A photo of little Nidal, a 9 month old with the biggest brown eyes I've ever seen.
June 21, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Little Adam is only 3. His baby brother Ahmed isn't even 2.

They've spent so much of their lives in terror, and now they have no food.

Their mother Haneen is doing all she can to keep her boys from starving.

Can you help?
Photo of Adam, age 3, holding a sign that reads "I need food. Pls help my family." His little brother Ahmed is next to him. The boys look confused and scared.
June 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Marah and her husband Moa'taz are just a few hundred dollars from their goal!!!

Can you help them? They're so close!!!
Screenshot from Go Fund Me of Marah's fundraiser. They're at £19,180 out of £20,000. The screenshot shows a picture of Marah and Moa'taz before the war, one of them holding baby Miela while surrounded by rubble, and one of Miela wearing a keffiyeh.
June 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I'm sorry I can't be HER
Alamy stock photo of Hermione Gingold posing with her Yorkshire terrier on the set of Meredith Willson's The Music Man, 1962
June 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Moudi is 5. He was born with a lung condition.

Can you contribute, so he can breathe clean air?
A photo of Moudi, a 5 year old boy, wearing a breathing mask, attached to a tank. Photo is from his family's verified Chuffed campaign.
May 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Yassmen and her little brothers Ali and Adam are living in a tent with their parents. Can you help?
Photo collage of three children in Palestine, living in rubble.
May 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Edit of Cupcakelogic's "No take. Only throw" comic, edited to read "No evidence. Only claims." First panel: A dog holds a ball in its mouth. A hand reaches for it. The text "no take" is edited to read "no evidence." Second panel: A close crop of the dog's angry expression. The text "only throw" is edited to read "only claims."
May 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Some people like to say that there is no such thing as a perfect movie. They are wrong.
Screenshot from Muppet Treasure Island. Tim Curry as Long John Silver points a flintlock at Kermit the Frog as Captain Smollet, who is tied up alongside Miss Piggy as Benjamina.
May 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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A photo of Roro gazing at the camera A photo of Bette Davis gazing at the camera
May 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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[Edith voice] Enola?????
A gif of Enola's ghost holding her baby in Guillermo Del Toro's Crimson Peak. Enola is a skeletal ghost figure with torn red flesh clinging to her face, and long, glossy hair. Her baby's flesh is sinuous, as if his outer dermis is gone. Both figures are red and glossy, like wet meat. Their semi-transluscent bodies are framed in the peak of an arch in the black gothic arcade behind them. It is snowing.
May 7, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Still of Jessica Rabbit screaming in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
May 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I regret to confirm that I'm back at it again
Screenshot of the song Everything's Alright from Jesus Christ Superstar playing on Spotify
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Cinema isn't art anymore because they stopped dressing old men like this!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ricardo Montalban as Khan Noonien Singh in Star Trek: Wrath of Khan. He is wearing a burnt orange tiddy-out bolero.
May 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM