lurch
@eatthelurch.bsky.social
he/him SLC
prospective free willy day celebrator
prospective free willy day celebrator
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oh shit oh fuck
Weed and The Computer are similar in that too-early or too-late exposure to either drives you insane
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
oh shit oh fuck
i didnt post AOTY but it was this
January 27, 2026 at 3:16 AM
i didnt post AOTY but it was this
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What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
What’s fucked up is that the ticket buyer is Paddington Bear
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democrats will now sieze this moment to run surreptitious damage control on behalf of the regime, plead for bipartisanship and moving forward as americans together, unified, and triangulate us into a position that's just to the right of where we were the day before Renee Good was executed
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
democrats will now sieze this moment to run surreptitious damage control on behalf of the regime, plead for bipartisanship and moving forward as americans together, unified, and triangulate us into a position that's just to the right of where we were the day before Renee Good was executed
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Regardless of any changes in employment status, it is still appropriate to shout "you're a piece of shit, you're a fucking loser" whenever you see this motherfucker
Scenes from a Chicago area gas station: Gregory Bovino playing rock paper scissors with an agent over who gets what piece of beef jerky while a community member shouts “you’re a piece of shit, you’re a fucking loser!”
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Regardless of any changes in employment status, it is still appropriate to shout "you're a piece of shit, you're a fucking loser" whenever you see this motherfucker
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we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
we are witnessing historic backpedaling here
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But everything else you were signed up for????? Ummm
January 27, 2026 at 12:59 AM
But everything else you were signed up for????? Ummm
me and the dudes planning our wine and cheese trip to el centro
January 27, 2026 at 12:44 AM
me and the dudes planning our wine and cheese trip to el centro
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I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff
BREAKING: Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, an AP source says.
Border Patrol commander Bovino and some agents expected to leave Minneapolis
A federal judge is considering Minnesota’s challenge to the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown.
bit.ly
January 26, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff
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None of these Republicans and most of these Democrats are not all of a sudden “seeing the light on ICE.” They simply understand the worm turning on public opinion and saving face. They will ALL go back to voting for minority brutalization as soon as they can. You can’t keep falling for this.
January 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
None of these Republicans and most of these Democrats are not all of a sudden “seeing the light on ICE.” They simply understand the worm turning on public opinion and saving face. They will ALL go back to voting for minority brutalization as soon as they can. You can’t keep falling for this.
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I like how they said ‘he lives in El Centro btw if anyone even cares’
January 27, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I like how they said ‘he lives in El Centro btw if anyone even cares’
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you work for a company whose co-founder said it was created to "blow up commies", who tf did you think you were going to be helping?
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 PM
you work for a company whose co-founder said it was created to "blow up commies", who tf did you think you were going to be helping?
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I Consider Mids Loud--and I VOTE
January 26, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I Consider Mids Loud--and I VOTE
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
nice. another email no one is going to read.
60+ CEOs release letter on "recent challenges" creating "tragic loss."
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
January 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
nice. another email no one is going to read.
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we are days away from an Ina Garten molotov cocktail
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 AM
we are days away from an Ina Garten molotov cocktail
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I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I've been studying the history of US, and indeed, global policing my whole career and I can't make it more clear to law makers that this isn't a bastardization of policing, it is its purest form and logical conclusion. The impunity, militarization, deference, legitimacy, racial targeting, etc.
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The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The guy that runs the Reddit where people post about patting their cat on the butt like bongos has put his foot down
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The reason the other side fought so hard for #2A was for them to do exactly this - form a paramilitary operation to terrorize U.S. Citizens. And now we are here. They have been training for decades for this. Until white supremacy is addressed in this country we will stay stuck here.
January 24, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The reason the other side fought so hard for #2A was for them to do exactly this - form a paramilitary operation to terrorize U.S. Citizens. And now we are here. They have been training for decades for this. Until white supremacy is addressed in this country we will stay stuck here.
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Hey man, the founding fathers thought you could own other people, i truly don't give a fuck what ye olde edgelord fuckboys thought about AANNYYthing
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Hey man, the founding fathers thought you could own other people, i truly don't give a fuck what ye olde edgelord fuckboys thought about AANNYYthing
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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Maybe I’m paranoid but the wife and I have a new routine where when we want to talk about *certain things* we go on a walk and leave all of our electronics at home so we can have a truly private convo. I think we need to do something similar in groups.
January 24, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Maybe I’m paranoid but the wife and I have a new routine where when we want to talk about *certain things* we go on a walk and leave all of our electronics at home so we can have a truly private convo. I think we need to do something similar in groups.