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February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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Once you start looking up pictures from Demis Roussos photo sessions, you can never stop.
February 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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It’s over for this country
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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!! … ah
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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Going out on a limb to say 'ideally yes'
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Just give me my pizza and let me go home
It’s impossible for me to conceive of a worse experience than this
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
It’s impossible for me to conceive of a worse experience than this
February 11, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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As something of a specialist in mitigation, “Actually I took my children with me to Paedo Island” is not what I would open with.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Team GB person using “small margins” excuse for ongoing lack of medals - OK sure, that’s the nature of it, but shouldn’t it also qualify any success they DO have? “Small margins tho, don’t get carried away”. Can’t have it both ways
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 AM
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No. 10 communications were being directed!?
Tim Allan, Keir Starmer’s director of communications, has just quit his Downing Street role:

“I have decided to stand down to allow a new No 10 team to be built. I wish the PM and his team every success."
February 9, 2026 at 11:09 AM
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In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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i love european olympics opening ceremonies. the second the ioc names a european host city the prime minister calls the culture minister into their office and says "find me your strangest homosexuals. give each of them a period of our great nation's history, a kilo of cocaine, and Ten Million Euros"
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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He looks as though he's been caught cooking and also as if he mistakenly believes cooking to be illegal
Tfw when you are the Dark Lord of Spin, genius manipulator of the public mind, but also think wearing Woody Allen spectacles a good choice under the circumstances
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!

Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Quite apart from everything else that is a ridiculous way to arrange flowers. Rich people really are spanners
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is such a good point
this is the crux of my argument: the House of Commons just wasn't built with "over 600 pretty normal and reasonably clever professionals who love being in Parliament" in mind, and that's why everything's broken now youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/politics-i...
February 6, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I’m a big fan of sports cheating and it’s at its most pure when the cheat is taking insane physical risks so I am so here for this
today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penis injection’ claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Wada
Wada is to investigate claims ski jumpers are injecting acid into their penises to game the suit-measuring system
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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I must interrupt your day with an urgent report from the Winter Olympics: ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their own penises with candlewax to fly further www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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OK this makes me extremely angry. Has everyone forgotten the massive profiteering from thousands of avoidable pandemic deaths?? The unconstitutional suspension of parliament to force through an act of nationalist destruction that cost our children their future??
“It’s potentially the biggest political scandal of this century”

As MPs force Keir Starmer to publish files about Peter Mandelson's appointment as US ambassador Skys Beth Rigby provides a detailed summary of how we got here
February 5, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Go Kemster! Neither Lab (too scared) nor BBC (too invested) will go after Farage for this
Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch:

"There is no reason that we should even think for a second that these Epstein files don't have something that might implicate them [Reform UK]. Nigel Farage is mentioned multiple times."
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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Think there should be a sort of hipstery rush for the more forgotten New Labour figures. "Bring back Ruth Kelly" "What's Mike O'Brien up to these days?"
The thing is Mandelson is by far the worst example but it is astonishing to see the return of Dougie Alexander and Jacqui Smith, two utter wastes of space from the New Labour administration, and the looming presence of Yvette Cooper presented as "reassuring" and not "intellectually bankrupt."
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
There’s been an alarm going off in the background throughout the PM’s speech. Feels very Theresa May …
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM