Jaaaaaaaaake
@dumbasnothing.bsky.social
i’m the jakey tumblr warned you about.
…hang on don’t you think that’s a bit too niche a reference?
mmm and the meta commentary is a bit of a hat on a hat, should we try this again?
Alright,
…hang on don’t you think that’s a bit too niche a reference?
mmm and the meta commentary is a bit of a hat on a hat, should we try this again?
Alright,
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@dumbasnothing.bsky.social
· Dec 26
Alright, y’know what, screw it. Thread reviewing all new episodes of Doctor Who:
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Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social
luv 2 brag about blocking children from accessing healthcare. definitely doesn’t make me seem like a weirdo freak
Emily Maitlis admitting she worked at the bbc to try and get healthcare for trans people shut down
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
luv 2 brag about blocking children from accessing healthcare. definitely doesn’t make me seem like a weirdo freak
Do Shapiro next.
September 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Do Shapiro next.
No one fucking wants this.
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.
(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
No one fucking wants this.
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Right about now
The funk soul brother
Check it out now
The funk soul brother
Any second now
The funk soul brother
With you in just a moment
The funk soul brother
Terribly sorry about this
The funk soul brother
Your call is extremely important to us
The funk soul brother
The funk soul brother
Check it out now
The funk soul brother
Any second now
The funk soul brother
With you in just a moment
The funk soul brother
Terribly sorry about this
The funk soul brother
Your call is extremely important to us
The funk soul brother
June 4, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Right about now
The funk soul brother
Check it out now
The funk soul brother
Any second now
The funk soul brother
With you in just a moment
The funk soul brother
Terribly sorry about this
The funk soul brother
Your call is extremely important to us
The funk soul brother
The funk soul brother
Check it out now
The funk soul brother
Any second now
The funk soul brother
With you in just a moment
The funk soul brother
Terribly sorry about this
The funk soul brother
Your call is extremely important to us
The funk soul brother
Slightly unrelated, but it’s so endlessly frustrating that the solution to restoring the UK’s anaemic public funds is RIGHT THERE but the government as a whole have just decided it’s not even an option. Just make them pay tax!!!
for some reason this factoid popped into my head this morning
(they pay $148m, which is more than Facebook, Google and Amazon)
(they pay $148m, which is more than Facebook, Google and Amazon)
January 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Slightly unrelated, but it’s so endlessly frustrating that the solution to restoring the UK’s anaemic public funds is RIGHT THERE but the government as a whole have just decided it’s not even an option. Just make them pay tax!!!
It’s snowing in York, but I’ve only got a little front yard, so meet Small Dave
January 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It’s snowing in York, but I’ve only got a little front yard, so meet Small Dave
think this guys might be the saddest billionaire, somehow more than elon musk. has everything but he’s starving for attention. can’t think of a better way to get it than yelling “By the way, I’ll never die!!” and we all laugh along cause of course you will you silly prick! real toddler mentality
‘Are we the first generation that won’t die?’: Bryan Johnson on his controversial lifestyle
‘Are we the first generation that won’t die?’: Bryan Johnson on his controversial lifestyle
The 47-year-old multimillionaire spends $2m a year on staying youthful and, in a new documentary, he explains why we should be following his lead
Bryan Johnson, the biohacking centimillionaire who made a fortune selling payment apps, knows what his…
www.theguardian.com
January 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
think this guys might be the saddest billionaire, somehow more than elon musk. has everything but he’s starving for attention. can’t think of a better way to get it than yelling “By the way, I’ll never die!!” and we all laugh along cause of course you will you silly prick! real toddler mentality
It’s been a good year! Next year will hopefully be as good!! Things are good??!
December 31, 2024 at 11:35 PM
It’s been a good year! Next year will hopefully be as good!! Things are good??!
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if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
December 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM
if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough."
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
Real talk tho why did Drake include lil parenthesis explaining who the people are on his own opp list. Who was that for
It's meaningless if I don't even make this list. What am I even doing with my life.
December 14, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Real talk tho why did Drake include lil parenthesis explaining who the people are on his own opp list. Who was that for
Personally I think Wes Streeting should be [REDACTED] with a bucket of [REDACTED] till his [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
December 12, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Personally I think Wes Streeting should be [REDACTED] with a bucket of [REDACTED] till his [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
y’know i reckon that elon fella isn’t as smart as star trek said he was
December 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
y’know i reckon that elon fella isn’t as smart as star trek said he was
Woah, it’s Marshall Mathers/ Yes, he’s the real Marshall Mathers/ All you other Marshall Mathers are just imitathers!
November 24, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Woah, it’s Marshall Mathers/ Yes, he’s the real Marshall Mathers/ All you other Marshall Mathers are just imitathers!
Right so I’ll be listening to nothing but GNX for the rest of the year, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool MUSTAAAAA-
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Right so I’ll be listening to nothing but GNX for the rest of the year, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool MUSTAAAAA-
I love Yakuza: Like A Dragon so much. One minute you’re caught up in the intense agony of being betrayed and left for death by your surrogate father and the next you’re helping a dude wearing nothing but soap bubbles buy some clothes
November 20, 2024 at 10:16 PM
I love Yakuza: Like A Dragon so much. One minute you’re caught up in the intense agony of being betrayed and left for death by your surrogate father and the next you’re helping a dude wearing nothing but soap bubbles buy some clothes
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Dudes rock
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Dudes rock
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
Pro tip: If you’re getting married, make sure to get some shots of your groomsmen skipping
November 17, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Pro tip: If you’re getting married, make sure to get some shots of your groomsmen skipping
Did you know? writing is Hard
November 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Did you know? writing is Hard
looooooooool
November 14, 2024 at 4:13 PM
looooooooool
My absolute fav thing about work is that people regularly drop hundreds of pounds at our shop on little statuettes, but when I offer them a £3 tote bag to carry them away, they blanch and say “that’s way too much money!”
November 14, 2024 at 4:12 PM
My absolute fav thing about work is that people regularly drop hundreds of pounds at our shop on little statuettes, but when I offer them a £3 tote bag to carry them away, they blanch and say “that’s way too much money!”