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…hang on don’t you think that’s a bit too niche a reference?
mmm and the meta commentary is a bit of a hat on a hat, should we try this again?
Alright,
…hang on don’t you think that’s a bit too niche a reference?
mmm and the meta commentary is a bit of a hat on a hat, should we try this again?
Alright,
What the fuck are they supposed to do then?!?! What the fuck are they supposed to do??!!
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August 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
What the fuck are they supposed to do then?!?! What the fuck are they supposed to do??!!
(Source: archive.ph/taXyE)
(Source: archive.ph/taXyE)
Thanks for the fun time babes. See you in the stars ❤️❤️
June 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thanks for the fun time babes. See you in the stars ❤️❤️
FINAL THOUGHTS.
This is definitely one of my favourite eras of Doctor Who. It’s never felt more like a show that can do anything, can take you anywhere. Every single episode delighted me somehow, even if I didn’t love all of it.
This is definitely one of my favourite eras of Doctor Who. It’s never felt more like a show that can do anything, can take you anywhere. Every single episode delighted me somehow, even if I didn’t love all of it.
June 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
FINAL THOUGHTS.
This is definitely one of my favourite eras of Doctor Who. It’s never felt more like a show that can do anything, can take you anywhere. Every single episode delighted me somehow, even if I didn’t love all of it.
This is definitely one of my favourite eras of Doctor Who. It’s never felt more like a show that can do anything, can take you anywhere. Every single episode delighted me somehow, even if I didn’t love all of it.
RANKINGS.
1. Lux
2. Boom
3. Wish/War
4. The Story & The Engine
5. The Interstellar Song Contest
6. Rogue
7. Dot & Bubble
8. The Church on Ruby Road
9. Lucky Day
10. Joy To The World
11. The Devil’s Chord
12. 73 Yards
13. Space Babies
14. The Robot Revolution
15. The Well
16. Legend/Empire
1. Lux
2. Boom
3. Wish/War
4. The Story & The Engine
5. The Interstellar Song Contest
6. Rogue
7. Dot & Bubble
8. The Church on Ruby Road
9. Lucky Day
10. Joy To The World
11. The Devil’s Chord
12. 73 Yards
13. Space Babies
14. The Robot Revolution
15. The Well
16. Legend/Empire
June 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
RANKINGS.
1. Lux
2. Boom
3. Wish/War
4. The Story & The Engine
5. The Interstellar Song Contest
6. Rogue
7. Dot & Bubble
8. The Church on Ruby Road
9. Lucky Day
10. Joy To The World
11. The Devil’s Chord
12. 73 Yards
13. Space Babies
14. The Robot Revolution
15. The Well
16. Legend/Empire
1. Lux
2. Boom
3. Wish/War
4. The Story & The Engine
5. The Interstellar Song Contest
6. Rogue
7. Dot & Bubble
8. The Church on Ruby Road
9. Lucky Day
10. Joy To The World
11. The Devil’s Chord
12. 73 Yards
13. Space Babies
14. The Robot Revolution
15. The Well
16. Legend/Empire
THE REALITY WAR.
I really, really hope this isn’t the end.
I really, really hope this isn’t the end.
June 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
I really, really hope this isn’t the end.
I really, really hope this isn’t the end.
THE REALITY WAR.
It’s kind of a perfect image to end the show, should that be its fate. The tension between the absurd and the mundane is the driving engine of DW, and in its closing moments we’re presented with a perfect synthesis.
It’s kind of a perfect image to end the show, should that be its fate. The tension between the absurd and the mundane is the driving engine of DW, and in its closing moments we’re presented with a perfect synthesis.
June 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
It’s kind of a perfect image to end the show, should that be its fate. The tension between the absurd and the mundane is the driving engine of DW, and in its closing moments we’re presented with a perfect synthesis.
It’s kind of a perfect image to end the show, should that be its fate. The tension between the absurd and the mundane is the driving engine of DW, and in its closing moments we’re presented with a perfect synthesis.
THE REALITY WAR.
Gosh Davies is desperate, isn’t he?
Gosh Davies is desperate, isn’t he?
June 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Gosh Davies is desperate, isn’t he?
Gosh Davies is desperate, isn’t he?
THE REALITY WAR.
The next Doctor should always feel like a scary choice, whether you cast an unknown actor, an older fella, a woman, whatever. This is certainly that. But Piper is such an incredible actor I’m already excited to see what happens next.
The next Doctor should always feel like a scary choice, whether you cast an unknown actor, an older fella, a woman, whatever. This is certainly that. But Piper is such an incredible actor I’m already excited to see what happens next.
June 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
The next Doctor should always feel like a scary choice, whether you cast an unknown actor, an older fella, a woman, whatever. This is certainly that. But Piper is such an incredible actor I’m already excited to see what happens next.
The next Doctor should always feel like a scary choice, whether you cast an unknown actor, an older fella, a woman, whatever. This is certainly that. But Piper is such an incredible actor I’m already excited to see what happens next.
THE REALITY WAR.
Bold of them to simply not tell anyone about the ending. It’s gotta be the first time anyone’s watched a regeneration not knowing who’s next since childhood, which was tremendously exciting.
Bold of them to simply not tell anyone about the ending. It’s gotta be the first time anyone’s watched a regeneration not knowing who’s next since childhood, which was tremendously exciting.
June 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Bold of them to simply not tell anyone about the ending. It’s gotta be the first time anyone’s watched a regeneration not knowing who’s next since childhood, which was tremendously exciting.
Bold of them to simply not tell anyone about the ending. It’s gotta be the first time anyone’s watched a regeneration not knowing who’s next since childhood, which was tremendously exciting.
THE REALITY WAR.
Theres so much inside baseball stuff on proud display, like the seal of omega or project indigo. Without the classic series’ freedom to ignore its history the continuity has mounted up, alienating the not-we to an alarming extent.
Theres so much inside baseball stuff on proud display, like the seal of omega or project indigo. Without the classic series’ freedom to ignore its history the continuity has mounted up, alienating the not-we to an alarming extent.
June 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Theres so much inside baseball stuff on proud display, like the seal of omega or project indigo. Without the classic series’ freedom to ignore its history the continuity has mounted up, alienating the not-we to an alarming extent.
Theres so much inside baseball stuff on proud display, like the seal of omega or project indigo. Without the classic series’ freedom to ignore its history the continuity has mounted up, alienating the not-we to an alarming extent.
THE REALITY WAR.
There’s so much inside baseball stuff on proud display like the power-of-love snipe or the Doctor dual-wielding a gun & a frock. It’s gloriously fannish, adding layers of meaning without detracting from the experience for casual viewers.
There’s so much inside baseball stuff on proud display like the power-of-love snipe or the Doctor dual-wielding a gun & a frock. It’s gloriously fannish, adding layers of meaning without detracting from the experience for casual viewers.
June 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
There’s so much inside baseball stuff on proud display like the power-of-love snipe or the Doctor dual-wielding a gun & a frock. It’s gloriously fannish, adding layers of meaning without detracting from the experience for casual viewers.
There’s so much inside baseball stuff on proud display like the power-of-love snipe or the Doctor dual-wielding a gun & a frock. It’s gloriously fannish, adding layers of meaning without detracting from the experience for casual viewers.
THE REALITY WAR.
Every single member of this cast has proven themselves admirably. Though I think there was more to be done with Belinda, Varuda Sethu crushed it, as did Gibson, Punjabi, Dobson, Redgrave, Langford, Madeley, Hauer-King, de Whalley, Whittaker, even the wee babbies!
Every single member of this cast has proven themselves admirably. Though I think there was more to be done with Belinda, Varuda Sethu crushed it, as did Gibson, Punjabi, Dobson, Redgrave, Langford, Madeley, Hauer-King, de Whalley, Whittaker, even the wee babbies!
June 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Every single member of this cast has proven themselves admirably. Though I think there was more to be done with Belinda, Varuda Sethu crushed it, as did Gibson, Punjabi, Dobson, Redgrave, Langford, Madeley, Hauer-King, de Whalley, Whittaker, even the wee babbies!
Every single member of this cast has proven themselves admirably. Though I think there was more to be done with Belinda, Varuda Sethu crushed it, as did Gibson, Punjabi, Dobson, Redgrave, Langford, Madeley, Hauer-King, de Whalley, Whittaker, even the wee babbies!
THE REALITY WAR.
Gutted that this is all we’ll get of Ncuti Gatwa. Simply put- he had far more to give. His Doctor was distinct and layered and deeply fun to watch and there’s so much we’ll never see- no Dalek story, no resolution to Rogue. It’s too soon.
Gutted that this is all we’ll get of Ncuti Gatwa. Simply put- he had far more to give. His Doctor was distinct and layered and deeply fun to watch and there’s so much we’ll never see- no Dalek story, no resolution to Rogue. It’s too soon.
June 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Gutted that this is all we’ll get of Ncuti Gatwa. Simply put- he had far more to give. His Doctor was distinct and layered and deeply fun to watch and there’s so much we’ll never see- no Dalek story, no resolution to Rogue. It’s too soon.
Gutted that this is all we’ll get of Ncuti Gatwa. Simply put- he had far more to give. His Doctor was distinct and layered and deeply fun to watch and there’s so much we’ll never see- no Dalek story, no resolution to Rogue. It’s too soon.
THE REALITY WAR.
Ncuti Gatwa served an acting powerhouse, a victory lap and his best performance yet, demonstrating a beautiful, layered and deeply fun to watch Doctor who will no doubt be a template for many more to come. I’ll miss him deeply.
Ncuti Gatwa served an acting powerhouse, a victory lap and his best performance yet, demonstrating a beautiful, layered and deeply fun to watch Doctor who will no doubt be a template for many more to come. I’ll miss him deeply.
June 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Ncuti Gatwa served an acting powerhouse, a victory lap and his best performance yet, demonstrating a beautiful, layered and deeply fun to watch Doctor who will no doubt be a template for many more to come. I’ll miss him deeply.
Ncuti Gatwa served an acting powerhouse, a victory lap and his best performance yet, demonstrating a beautiful, layered and deeply fun to watch Doctor who will no doubt be a template for many more to come. I’ll miss him deeply.
THE REALITY WAR.
Everything with Poppy and the Doctor’s quest to save her felt so fresh and new. This is a story that Doctor Who could never dream of attempting before now. Clearly the show has much more to give, and is broadening into exciting conceptual territory. Here’s hoping it continues!
Everything with Poppy and the Doctor’s quest to save her felt so fresh and new. This is a story that Doctor Who could never dream of attempting before now. Clearly the show has much more to give, and is broadening into exciting conceptual territory. Here’s hoping it continues!
June 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Everything with Poppy and the Doctor’s quest to save her felt so fresh and new. This is a story that Doctor Who could never dream of attempting before now. Clearly the show has much more to give, and is broadening into exciting conceptual territory. Here’s hoping it continues!
Everything with Poppy and the Doctor’s quest to save her felt so fresh and new. This is a story that Doctor Who could never dream of attempting before now. Clearly the show has much more to give, and is broadening into exciting conceptual territory. Here’s hoping it continues!
THE REALITY WAR.
Doctor Who is desperately eating its own tail, clawing at shards & detritus of its history, cannibalising itself. This show is a fractal, closed system- a hall of mirrors. It’s trapped, those final moments especially locking it in stasis.
Doctor Who is desperately eating its own tail, clawing at shards & detritus of its history, cannibalising itself. This show is a fractal, closed system- a hall of mirrors. It’s trapped, those final moments especially locking it in stasis.
June 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Doctor Who is desperately eating its own tail, clawing at shards & detritus of its history, cannibalising itself. This show is a fractal, closed system- a hall of mirrors. It’s trapped, those final moments especially locking it in stasis.
Doctor Who is desperately eating its own tail, clawing at shards & detritus of its history, cannibalising itself. This show is a fractal, closed system- a hall of mirrors. It’s trapped, those final moments especially locking it in stasis.
THE REALITY WAR.
An absolute mess. I kept checking how long was left cause the pacing was so off-kilter, not least because of the awkward switch to a regeneration story. And so much, like Jodie or Mum Belinda, felt like it came out of nowhere. Christ.
An absolute mess. I kept checking how long was left cause the pacing was so off-kilter, not least because of the awkward switch to a regeneration story. And so much, like Jodie or Mum Belinda, felt like it came out of nowhere. Christ.
June 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
An absolute mess. I kept checking how long was left cause the pacing was so off-kilter, not least because of the awkward switch to a regeneration story. And so much, like Jodie or Mum Belinda, felt like it came out of nowhere. Christ.
An absolute mess. I kept checking how long was left cause the pacing was so off-kilter, not least because of the awkward switch to a regeneration story. And so much, like Jodie or Mum Belinda, felt like it came out of nowhere. Christ.
THE REALITY WAR.
Absolutely wonderful. A perfect culmination of the previous two seasons. A whirlwind ride masterfully executed, I felt everything as richly and keenly as Davies intended. Magnificent. Properly magnificent.
Absolutely wonderful. A perfect culmination of the previous two seasons. A whirlwind ride masterfully executed, I felt everything as richly and keenly as Davies intended. Magnificent. Properly magnificent.
June 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Absolutely wonderful. A perfect culmination of the previous two seasons. A whirlwind ride masterfully executed, I felt everything as richly and keenly as Davies intended. Magnificent. Properly magnificent.
Absolutely wonderful. A perfect culmination of the previous two seasons. A whirlwind ride masterfully executed, I felt everything as richly and keenly as Davies intended. Magnificent. Properly magnificent.
THE REALITY WAR.
Hahahahaha what the fuck
Hahahahaha what the fuck
June 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
THE REALITY WAR.
Hahahahaha what the fuck
Hahahahaha what the fuck
WISH WORLD.
Like Legend of Ruby Sunday this is impossible to judge on its own merits. Lots of lovely stuff but if next week doesn’t work then it’ll all be for nothing. However if RTD sticks the landing this’ll be one of DW’s best finales. I guess we’ll see?
(Also Archie Panjabi is brilliant)
Like Legend of Ruby Sunday this is impossible to judge on its own merits. Lots of lovely stuff but if next week doesn’t work then it’ll all be for nothing. However if RTD sticks the landing this’ll be one of DW’s best finales. I guess we’ll see?
(Also Archie Panjabi is brilliant)
May 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
WISH WORLD.
Like Legend of Ruby Sunday this is impossible to judge on its own merits. Lots of lovely stuff but if next week doesn’t work then it’ll all be for nothing. However if RTD sticks the landing this’ll be one of DW’s best finales. I guess we’ll see?
(Also Archie Panjabi is brilliant)
Like Legend of Ruby Sunday this is impossible to judge on its own merits. Lots of lovely stuff but if next week doesn’t work then it’ll all be for nothing. However if RTD sticks the landing this’ll be one of DW’s best finales. I guess we’ll see?
(Also Archie Panjabi is brilliant)
THE INTERSTELLAR SONG CONTEST.
Not an easy ask, this. Balancing a shitload of finale setup with leading into Eurovision is hard enough even before you try telling an actual story.
But not only does Dawson make it look easy it she also squeezes in Rylan and the most horrific visual ever seen. Fab!
Not an easy ask, this. Balancing a shitload of finale setup with leading into Eurovision is hard enough even before you try telling an actual story.
But not only does Dawson make it look easy it she also squeezes in Rylan and the most horrific visual ever seen. Fab!
May 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
THE INTERSTELLAR SONG CONTEST.
Not an easy ask, this. Balancing a shitload of finale setup with leading into Eurovision is hard enough even before you try telling an actual story.
But not only does Dawson make it look easy it she also squeezes in Rylan and the most horrific visual ever seen. Fab!
Not an easy ask, this. Balancing a shitload of finale setup with leading into Eurovision is hard enough even before you try telling an actual story.
But not only does Dawson make it look easy it she also squeezes in Rylan and the most horrific visual ever seen. Fab!
THE STORY AND THE ENGINE.
Perfect Doctor Who.
Perfect Doctor Who.
May 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
THE STORY AND THE ENGINE.
Perfect Doctor Who.
Perfect Doctor Who.
LUCKY DAY.
Oooh I liked that one. Some highlights:
- Very happy to see Millie Gibson & Ruby’s family again!
- The Space Museum callback (iykyk)
- Kate’s ruthless steel edge.
- Fresh contemporary villain
- Trinity Wells fascism arc continues apace
- Gatwas last scene
- The focus on post-Doctor PTSD
Oooh I liked that one. Some highlights:
- Very happy to see Millie Gibson & Ruby’s family again!
- The Space Museum callback (iykyk)
- Kate’s ruthless steel edge.
- Fresh contemporary villain
- Trinity Wells fascism arc continues apace
- Gatwas last scene
- The focus on post-Doctor PTSD
May 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LUCKY DAY.
Oooh I liked that one. Some highlights:
- Very happy to see Millie Gibson & Ruby’s family again!
- The Space Museum callback (iykyk)
- Kate’s ruthless steel edge.
- Fresh contemporary villain
- Trinity Wells fascism arc continues apace
- Gatwas last scene
- The focus on post-Doctor PTSD
Oooh I liked that one. Some highlights:
- Very happy to see Millie Gibson & Ruby’s family again!
- The Space Museum callback (iykyk)
- Kate’s ruthless steel edge.
- Fresh contemporary villain
- Trinity Wells fascism arc continues apace
- Gatwas last scene
- The focus on post-Doctor PTSD
THE WELL.
Ah well. Sequels are never as good as the original I suppose.
Ah well. Sequels are never as good as the original I suppose.
April 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
THE WELL.
Ah well. Sequels are never as good as the original I suppose.
Ah well. Sequels are never as good as the original I suppose.
LUX.
Honestly the episode I was most excited for, and it delivered in spades, but not nearly how I thought it would. Slight, but truly bonkers. A defining episode for Gatwa’s era.
Honestly the episode I was most excited for, and it delivered in spades, but not nearly how I thought it would. Slight, but truly bonkers. A defining episode for Gatwa’s era.
April 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
LUX.
Honestly the episode I was most excited for, and it delivered in spades, but not nearly how I thought it would. Slight, but truly bonkers. A defining episode for Gatwa’s era.
Honestly the episode I was most excited for, and it delivered in spades, but not nearly how I thought it would. Slight, but truly bonkers. A defining episode for Gatwa’s era.