Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death
@dsmdexter.bsky.social
Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike.
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
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I missed my Bluesky anniversary last week. It seems like so much longer than a year. Leaving the other place was the right decision. This place doesn't generate the feedback that twitter used to (pre-Musk), but it does seem to be more accurate, and certainly more polite. It's a good place to release
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Oh man. It would be terrible if people started following Bovino around and playing Baby Shark. It would be terrible because he would hate it, and it would probably become his theme song, and it would make his Nazi in a long coat cosplay all the more ridiculous.
So no one should do that.
So no one should do that.
January 18, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Oh man. It would be terrible if people started following Bovino around and playing Baby Shark. It would be terrible because he would hate it, and it would probably become his theme song, and it would make his Nazi in a long coat cosplay all the more ridiculous.
So no one should do that.
So no one should do that.
These playoffs are taking a couple of years off my life. That's ok, they are the not so good ones at the end...
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
These playoffs are taking a couple of years off my life. That's ok, they are the not so good ones at the end...
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Is it a sports ball night? It is, isn't it?
Sports balls! A person did a sports thing with a ball or something like a ball! Go team(s)!!!!111
(am I viral now???)
Sports balls! A person did a sports thing with a ball or something like a ball! Go team(s)!!!!111
(am I viral now???)
January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Is it a sports ball night? It is, isn't it?
Sports balls! A person did a sports thing with a ball or something like a ball! Go team(s)!!!!111
(am I viral now???)
Sports balls! A person did a sports thing with a ball or something like a ball! Go team(s)!!!!111
(am I viral now???)
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Anyone who runs for office as a Republican today either agrees with Trump’s lawless authoritarianism and wants to be part of it, or they crave elective office so much they will go along with and let the fascists do whatever they want. If they had good intentions, they wouldn’t run as a Republican.
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Anyone who runs for office as a Republican today either agrees with Trump’s lawless authoritarianism and wants to be part of it, or they crave elective office so much they will go along with and let the fascists do whatever they want. If they had good intentions, they wouldn’t run as a Republican.
Everything wrong with "college" athletics in one article.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Indiana president: Hoosiers' sudden rise expected under Cignetti
Indiana president Pamela Whitten told ESPN that the Hoosiers' quick rise to the top of college football was expected when they hired Curt Cignetti.
www.espn.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Everything wrong with "college" athletics in one article.
www.espn.com/college-foot...
www.espn.com/college-foot...
Tell me your commitment to mediocrity is baked in, without using those words. #steelers www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Steelers open to an Aaron Rodgers return as players praise QB
The Steelers remain open to an Aaron Rodgers reunion in 2026, even though it's unlikely because of Mike Tomlin's resignation, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Tell me your commitment to mediocrity is baked in, without using those words. #steelers www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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$1.5T for the military budget
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$470M to send National Guard into cities
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$470M to send National Guard into cities
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
$1.5T for the military budget
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$470M to send National Guard into cities
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
$170B for ICE and Border Patrol
$1B to refurbish Trump's Qatar jet
$470M to send National Guard into cities
$230M for Trump's DOJ "compensation"
$200M for Kristi Noem's jets
$100M for Trump's golf outings
But no money to lower your healthcare costs.
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As Pratchett said:
January 17, 2026 at 7:43 PM
As Pratchett said:
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The president of the United States Donald J Trump is a pedophile and a murderer. His victims deserve justice. Release all of the files now.
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The president of the United States Donald J Trump is a pedophile and a murderer. His victims deserve justice. Release all of the files now.
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DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
DOJ investigating whether Denmark lied on its Greenland mortgage.
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CAN I HAVE YOUR LITTLE LEAGUE TROPHY?
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 PM
CAN I HAVE YOUR LITTLE LEAGUE TROPHY?
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World, show up in Solidarity wherever you are
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
World, show up in Solidarity wherever you are
Got out on the bike today. I went east a bit up in the mountains to Rt 39 from Azusa to Crystal Lake, and back down. The front camera is a bit better with the new mounting, not great. #motosky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5MV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5MV...
It 39 down from Crystal Lake, rear camera.
YouTube video by RZ Mike
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Got out on the bike today. I went east a bit up in the mountains to Rt 39 from Azusa to Crystal Lake, and back down. The front camera is a bit better with the new mounting, not great. #motosky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5MV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm8N...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5MV...
I woke up to see the dodgers are paying another kabillion dollars to a player. I don't care. It's better than the money going into the owner's pocket. There are more important things to be upset about.
I'm sure the Pirate fans are disappointed in missing out on another free agent...
I'm sure the Pirate fans are disappointed in missing out on another free agent...
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I woke up to see the dodgers are paying another kabillion dollars to a player. I don't care. It's better than the money going into the owner's pocket. There are more important things to be upset about.
I'm sure the Pirate fans are disappointed in missing out on another free agent...
I'm sure the Pirate fans are disappointed in missing out on another free agent...
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“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
It would be hilarious if the nobel trinket given to spanky wasn't the real thing, just something machado had 3d printed and painted with Krylon.
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
It would be hilarious if the nobel trinket given to spanky wasn't the real thing, just something machado had 3d printed and painted with Krylon.
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I want the hatred of ICE to get to the point that if one of them shows up to the hospital hurt the emergency docs ignore their oath and leave them on the sidewalk
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I want the hatred of ICE to get to the point that if one of them shows up to the hospital hurt the emergency docs ignore their oath and leave them on the sidewalk
So spanky is going to do the inevitable invocation of the insurrection act. What will the response be? Will the military follow orders and shoot americans? Will the congress nut up and impeach him? Will Walz call up the national guard to fight the military? Secede from the union and join Canada?
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 PM
So spanky is going to do the inevitable invocation of the insurrection act. What will the response be? Will the military follow orders and shoot americans? Will the congress nut up and impeach him? Will Walz call up the national guard to fight the military? Secede from the union and join Canada?
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Hand to god, I had no idea World War III would be this fucking stupid.
January 15, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Hand to god, I had no idea World War III would be this fucking stupid.
The Sascha Riley stories implicating lindsay graham would go a long way to explaining his subservience to spanky. He is weak, he should be getting severe pressure from his "colleagues" in the senate. Every time he shows his puffy face, someone should be asking him about it.
January 15, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The Sascha Riley stories implicating lindsay graham would go a long way to explaining his subservience to spanky. He is weak, he should be getting severe pressure from his "colleagues" in the senate. Every time he shows his puffy face, someone should be asking him about it.
I'm old enough to remember people talking about the blue state governors making plans revolving around "soft succession". Those were good times...
January 14, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I'm old enough to remember people talking about the blue state governors making plans revolving around "soft succession". Those were good times...
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To grow power, Trump needed a staged liberal democracy as theater. The illusion of a liberal "opposition" like Schumer/Jeffries neutralizes the masses from organizing and taking action to nip fascism in the bud. US liberalism funnels our fire toward ineffective procedures that can't stop US fascism.
January 14, 2026 at 11:33 AM
To grow power, Trump needed a staged liberal democracy as theater. The illusion of a liberal "opposition" like Schumer/Jeffries neutralizes the masses from organizing and taking action to nip fascism in the bud. US liberalism funnels our fire toward ineffective procedures that can't stop US fascism.
This is so pathetic. Surrendering in advance. It is hard to deal with an opposition party that refuses to oppose.
bsky.app/profile/kenk...
bsky.app/profile/kenk...
Asked if he's willing to shut down the government over ICE funding, Senator Cory Booker replies: "We had the longest government shutdown, and Democrats could not hold together to sustain that kind of pressure."
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This is so pathetic. Surrendering in advance. It is hard to deal with an opposition party that refuses to oppose.
bsky.app/profile/kenk...
bsky.app/profile/kenk...
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@dsmdexter.bsky.social @pvdork.bsky.social
@bronsays.bsky.social
If this is too much, skip it, but if you can stand it, I think it's worth looking into.
Trigger warning for pretty much everything. No lie.
@bronsays.bsky.social
If this is too much, skip it, but if you can stand it, I think it's worth looking into.
Trigger warning for pretty much everything. No lie.
January 14, 2026 at 9:33 AM
@dsmdexter.bsky.social @pvdork.bsky.social
@bronsays.bsky.social
If this is too much, skip it, but if you can stand it, I think it's worth looking into.
Trigger warning for pretty much everything. No lie.
@bronsays.bsky.social
If this is too much, skip it, but if you can stand it, I think it's worth looking into.
Trigger warning for pretty much everything. No lie.
Bum Phillips is cheering from his grave. That son of a bitch door was destroyed last night...
January 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Bum Phillips is cheering from his grave. That son of a bitch door was destroyed last night...