Sex Crazed Salt Shaker of Death
@dsmdexter.bsky.social
Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike.
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/
427-1 the house passes the epstein bill. They are so happy. Lol. If they are so happy, why didn't they do it 8 months ago?...
November 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
427-1 the house passes the epstein bill. They are so happy. Lol. If they are so happy, why didn't they do it 8 months ago?...
I can only imagine. I remember the first YZ250 I rode after my YZ125. I was amazed at how short the straightaways got!
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I can only imagine. I remember the first YZ250 I rode after my YZ125. I was amazed at how short the straightaways got!
He is "serving" the same way as he was before he turned on her. She wasn't calling him a traitor then.
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
He is "serving" the same way as he was before he turned on her. She wasn't calling him a traitor then.
Yamaha brought a new frame for the V4 this weekend. And they still are using all the swingarm pivot adjustment right off the bat. You have to wonder how serious they are.
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
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David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yamaha brought a new frame for the V4 this weekend. And they still are using all the swingarm pivot adjustment right off the bat. You have to wonder how serious they are.
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP![]()
David Emmitt photo. #MotoGP
It's as if they know me personally...
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's as if they know me personally...
In the "I never thought I would see" category, AliExpress is offering me the opportunity to buy a Lambo V10. With $5000 off and $42.00 shipping. It shows they have sold one...
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
In the "I never thought I would see" category, AliExpress is offering me the opportunity to buy a Lambo V10. With $5000 off and $42.00 shipping. It shows they have sold one...
A few pics.
November 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A few pics.
Nobody works harder...
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nobody works harder...
I went to the Getty Villa museum today, walked into a room and discovered Marco Bezzecchi's ancestor. He is descended from warriors.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I went to the Getty Villa museum today, walked into a room and discovered Marco Bezzecchi's ancestor. He is descended from warriors.
They are very masculine, just ask their mothers...
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They are very masculine, just ask their mothers...
elmo wants to go full mr. burns now...
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
elmo wants to go full mr. burns now...
I'm not a country music aficionado, but until planegate I had never heard of her. Can someone explain to me the things she has done for this nation? Does kash think the occasional bj in the mile high clubhouse is important for national security?
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I'm not a country music aficionado, but until planegate I had never heard of her. Can someone explain to me the things she has done for this nation? Does kash think the occasional bj in the mile high clubhouse is important for national security?
The Onion or @privateeyenews.bsky.social could not have come up with this. Climate scientists are considering adding to the hurricane rating system to add a category 6.
They are going to have to raise a new level on the patheticness spectrum for spanky.
They are going to have to raise a new level on the patheticness spectrum for spanky.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The Onion or @privateeyenews.bsky.social could not have come up with this. Climate scientists are considering adding to the hurricane rating system to add a category 6.
They are going to have to raise a new level on the patheticness spectrum for spanky.
They are going to have to raise a new level on the patheticness spectrum for spanky.
Do I have any lepidopterists on my feed. If so, can someone identify this critter I found on our lemon tree this morning?
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Do I have any lepidopterists on my feed. If so, can someone identify this critter I found on our lemon tree this morning?
The best part- Crockett vs Tubbs.
Yes, I'm old
Yes, I'm old
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The best part- Crockett vs Tubbs.
Yes, I'm old
Yes, I'm old
Nuclear weapons development and testing are incredibly expensive and secretive. Is there a better vehicle for robbing the treasury? uday and qusay will gain more board positions soon.
The more problems putin has, the more dollars spanky has to funnel over to him.
The more problems putin has, the more dollars spanky has to funnel over to him.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Nuclear weapons development and testing are incredibly expensive and secretive. Is there a better vehicle for robbing the treasury? uday and qusay will gain more board positions soon.
The more problems putin has, the more dollars spanky has to funnel over to him.
The more problems putin has, the more dollars spanky has to funnel over to him.
Stolen from Mastodon.
October 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Stolen from Mastodon.
We've been off that cliff for a long time.
October 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We've been off that cliff for a long time.
I'm not familiar with this source, but if accurate, these are very serious injuries for Dettwiler.
October 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'm not familiar with this source, but if accurate, these are very serious injuries for Dettwiler.
Progress?...
October 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Progress?...
Down in the Valley, there was a pretty good turnout. Most of the people are not pictured (over to the left).
October 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Down in the Valley, there was a pretty good turnout. Most of the people are not pictured (over to the left).
Why we like Paco despite his shortcomings.
October 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Why we like Paco despite his shortcomings.
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