drunkenlemur.bsky.social
@drunkenlemur.bsky.social
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Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Soon, you'll finally know if there's beer on the sun. Tjardus Greidanus the director of The Final Sacrifice tells all in this new documentary coming to Kickstarter next week

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...

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Making THE FINAL SACRIFICE. 10 Days to Go!
The waiting is over! After years of wild rumors & speculation, the director of this MST3K classic comes clean! Make it happen Thanksgiving Day on Kickstarter.…
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November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I don't know how @seemoreevil.bsky.social got access to this weeks VHS because it's supposed to be For Girls Only No Boys Allowed. We made it FREE for all genders. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/upse...
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Oh it’s that time again.
a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
ALT: a picture of a man in a suit and tie with the words cloudflare outage above him
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November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Homestar Playing Cards and lotsa other great new crap from @fangamer.com! Check it all out here: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Fuck this random grunt in particular I guess
November 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Did You Know?

The Inuyasha mustaches episode from Adult Swim's 2004 April Fools' stunt was considered potentially lost…until now!

Thanks to olimarfunk and @danmanshow.bsky.social we have a near complete rip (with a few minutes of The Big O) digitized.

Please help us find the whole night!
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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There's a Newegg doorbuster coming up tomorrow morning at 9AM PST that's kind of for everyone: a rechargeable electric air duster for $9.99.

I'm gonna try to grab one. That's a flippin steal.
Black November Doorbuster Deals | Newegg.com
www.newegg.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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They got in the booze again ..
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I'M WAKING HERE
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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There has never been a better time to release an interracial lesbian Christmas movie because the outrage grifters are whisper quiet. Hell, you could probably put a black person in Star Wars right now. The anti-DEI freaks are too busy wallowing in the shame of secretly being pro-CSA all along.
🚨SAPPHIC LIFETIME CHRISTMAS MOVIE THIS YEAR🚨
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 3d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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oh my god did this guy write a whole book pretending to be jordan peterson????
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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This is what Krampus leaves for you after he stuffs your children in a sack
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Hey owl would you like one of my candies
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Bill clinton. you have the most important decision of your life to make. think carefully.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM