Max Shitto
@drmax.bsky.social
friend of cats. star wars enjoyer. wife guy.
I got like 3 different AI slop-art presents from family this year.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I got like 3 different AI slop-art presents from family this year.
“I stand for the thin blue line” ass hair
January 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
“I stand for the thin blue line” ass hair
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i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3
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Seen some TJ Sebulba stuff about the guy who yelled at Trump and you can’t forget the TJ part of it I’m sorry
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Seen some TJ Sebulba stuff about the guy who yelled at Trump and you can’t forget the TJ part of it I’m sorry
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Unsurprisingly a random protester has much better framing than nearly all politicians. And handles the bad faith questions easily
Hannity has a Fox reporter in Minneapolis talk to a random protester walking through the city who goes on to spit bars for 2 minutes
January 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Unsurprisingly a random protester has much better framing than nearly all politicians. And handles the bad faith questions easily
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this probably felt so good for watto
January 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
this probably felt so good for watto
I don’t think that our bodies were meant to be this chronically angry and stressed
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I don’t think that our bodies were meant to be this chronically angry and stressed
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Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.
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January 8, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.
I need bad things to happen to bad people.
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I need bad things to happen to bad people.
The world sucks but I made a gallon of homemade limoncello to gift for the holidays 🍋
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The world sucks but I made a gallon of homemade limoncello to gift for the holidays 🍋
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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all these fucking psychotic freaks.
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
all these fucking psychotic freaks.
2075: *in a dementia unit from microplastics accumulation in my brain*
weeee are Charlieeee Kirk, we caaaaarry the flaaaaame 🗣️✊🏻🎶
[nurse pushing a lethal dose of fentanyl] ok peepaw let’s get your racist ass to hell
weeee are Charlieeee Kirk, we caaaaarry the flaaaaame 🗣️✊🏻🎶
[nurse pushing a lethal dose of fentanyl] ok peepaw let’s get your racist ass to hell
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
2075: *in a dementia unit from microplastics accumulation in my brain*
weeee are Charlieeee Kirk, we caaaaarry the flaaaaame 🗣️✊🏻🎶
[nurse pushing a lethal dose of fentanyl] ok peepaw let’s get your racist ass to hell
weeee are Charlieeee Kirk, we caaaaarry the flaaaaame 🗣️✊🏻🎶
[nurse pushing a lethal dose of fentanyl] ok peepaw let’s get your racist ass to hell
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I’ve never put much stock in saying things like “this year sucked, bring on the next one” but goddamn this year really did suck, bring on the next one
December 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve never put much stock in saying things like “this year sucked, bring on the next one” but goddamn this year really did suck, bring on the next one
Data center just announced for my city. Butlerian jihad NOw
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Data center just announced for my city. Butlerian jihad NOw
We are doing residency interviews and the PD asked what the {seemingly normal} interviewee’s plans are between now and residency and he said he is planning a vacation to Israel 🤮 bro what the fuck
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We are doing residency interviews and the PD asked what the {seemingly normal} interviewee’s plans are between now and residency and he said he is planning a vacation to Israel 🤮 bro what the fuck
locker room bathroom got a cuck chair let’s gooo 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
locker room bathroom got a cuck chair let’s gooo 🔥
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This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is completely disgusting. Today, the CDC updated their vaccine safety page. It now says:
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
“The claim "vaccines do not cause autism" is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism”.
Always start your day with a heaping cup of microplastics
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Always start your day with a heaping cup of microplastics