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Max Shitto
@drmax.bsky.social
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friend of cats. star wars enjoyer. wife guy.
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locker room bathroom got a cuck chair let’s gooo 🔥
A small single bathroom with an office chair sitting perpendicular to the wall
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Picture of Warren Buffett with the quote “Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It’s fucking over.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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what is your opinion on this
Callie. A calico/tortie cat sitting in a perfect loaf. She has green eyes and is looking directly at the camera.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Howard 👻 🌭
Howard the cat in a hotdog costume. In front of a sign that says Howie’s Hotdogs
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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My attending emailed me early this morning telling me to take today off ( guess who does not check their email )
Joe Biden looking sad
October 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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gm
2 lungs with the caption: thank you for vaping
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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bosnian war criminal drinking poison
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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What? -Joe Biden
September 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Why do you guys think my parents own this book ????
A hardback book titled “A parent and teachers guide: management of brain damaged children”
September 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Goddamnit howard
A brown tabby boy cat is standing on top of an R2D2-themed instapot with the lid ajar. This is all on top of the refrigerator
September 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Not surprised to read the AHA’s comically evil statement on physician noncompetes
Hospitals: Noncompetes Protect Our Investments The American Hospital Association (AHA) declined to comment on the proliferation of state noncompete bans, telling Medscape Medical News it doesn't take positions on state-level policies. However, the organization has previously stated that noncompete agreements promote the continuity and integration of care, and "are valuable tools for protecting investments that hospitals make to recruit doctors and senior executives. This is particularly important in rural and other medically underserved areas.
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Argue with this 👇🏻
September 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This is the closest they’ve ever sat to one another without having a messy slap off
Evie the gray kitty crouching next to Callie the calico/tortie kitty who is a perfect loaf.
September 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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explaining the environmental harm of AI to an American:
A picture comparing the average amount of water used by 1200 ChatGPT prompts to the amount of water used to make 1 hamburger. There is a picture of a hamburger with eyes.
August 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Calico cat
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Sam Altman: I do think that we'll need to consolidate kyber crystals in one location for better energy efficiency Theo Von: Do you really? Altman: But I don't know. We could use them to build a moon-sized space station. Something like that could even hold a planet-destroying super laser. That would be very neat. Von: A Yeah.
August 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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I want pictures of kitty cats
August 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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please god let this happen meme
August 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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you suck!!!
Patrick star booing
August 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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nap time
Callie the calico/tortie cat curled in a ball on her back. She is asleep
August 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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wearing this to the function
Shirt that says “my wife says I’m not allowed to have any cigarettes”
August 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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the churu wanter
August 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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gm
2 cats in a catio 2 cats sleeping in a catio
August 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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what was he cooking
Snoopy using his bare dog paws to mix a bowl of ingredients. There is a bag of flour behind him with the text: “Directions 2 cups of Flour 2 cups of Milk 2 Eggs 2 Salamis 2 Onions 3 Mushrooms 5 Junks”
August 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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July 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM