Dr Evil Zombie
@drevilzombie.bsky.social
☢ Doctor of Zombietry and Zombiology ☣
Horror ☢ PC/Xbox Gamer ☣ Vinyl Records & Physical Media ☢ Hook em Horns🤘
Horror ☢ PC/Xbox Gamer ☣ Vinyl Records & Physical Media ☢ Hook em Horns🤘
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
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I really do think this is an excellent metaphor for the moment.
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I really do think this is an excellent metaphor for the moment.
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![due to scheduling conflicts this year, the NFL will merge the Super Bowl wtih the Puppy Bowl [pic of football player about to catch a puppy]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreifpwlc5gmhm4rb6cjuk4rwrcpkednoorgxwpzphjr3w36e5ell6dm@jpeg)
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ACAB includes the ref at the Puppy Bowl
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
ACAB includes the ref at the Puppy Bowl
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what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
February 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like
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Gonna tell the kids this was the 2026 Super Bowl alternate halftime.
February 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Gonna tell the kids this was the 2026 Super Bowl alternate halftime.
Reminds me of a documentary I saw about yacht owners. One of the owners said:
"I have a joke. It's that if the average person knew how we lived on these yachts, they'd bring back the guillotine."
Then he threw his head back and laughed and laughed. He thought it was a fantastic joke.
"I have a joke. It's that if the average person knew how we lived on these yachts, they'd bring back the guillotine."
Then he threw his head back and laughed and laughed. He thought it was a fantastic joke.
hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Reminds me of a documentary I saw about yacht owners. One of the owners said:
"I have a joke. It's that if the average person knew how we lived on these yachts, they'd bring back the guillotine."
Then he threw his head back and laughed and laughed. He thought it was a fantastic joke.
"I have a joke. It's that if the average person knew how we lived on these yachts, they'd bring back the guillotine."
Then he threw his head back and laughed and laughed. He thought it was a fantastic joke.
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Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
February 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Life advice:
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
- be kind to service workers & tip well
- don't curse the moon, because it can hear you
- learn enough black magic to cause some gentle mischief
- be the mossy forest horror you want to see in the world
Good times #MutantFam! Catch y'all next month. The Drive-In will never die. 🧟♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
February 7, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Good times #MutantFam! Catch y'all next month. The Drive-In will never die. 🧟♂️ #TheLastDriveIn
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#THEINNKEEPERS SPOILERS discussion:
WHAT DID YOU think of the movie? The ending? Overall?
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
WHAT DID YOU think of the movie? The ending? Overall?
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
#THEINNKEEPERS SPOILERS discussion:
WHAT DID YOU think of the movie? The ending? Overall?
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
WHAT DID YOU think of the movie? The ending? Overall?
@princetonvice.bsky.social
#thelastdrivein
#mutantfam
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Why are there so many inhalers in horror movies?
Because screenwriters only know one way to depict panic.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
Because screenwriters only know one way to depict panic.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Why are there so many inhalers in horror movies?
Because screenwriters only know one way to depict panic.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
Because screenwriters only know one way to depict panic.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
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Let's be real about this. We knew they were going to end up in the basement. And if I'm being honest, I, too, would have ended up in the basement after being told not to go there. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Let's be real about this. We knew they were going to end up in the basement. And if I'm being honest, I, too, would have ended up in the basement after being told not to go there. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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One of these days there'll be a ghost that likes to beatbox on your EVP mic. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheInnKeepers
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
One of these days there'll be a ghost that likes to beatbox on your EVP mic. #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam #TheInnKeepers
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February 7, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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I was once robbed at gunpoint working the front desk at a Days Inn back in college.
It was less of a "cozy historic Inn" and more of a "meth lab got busted on the 2nd floor again" kinda joint.
#TheInnkeepers #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
It was less of a "cozy historic Inn" and more of a "meth lab got busted on the 2nd floor again" kinda joint.
#TheInnkeepers #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
February 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I was once robbed at gunpoint working the front desk at a Days Inn back in college.
It was less of a "cozy historic Inn" and more of a "meth lab got busted on the 2nd floor again" kinda joint.
#TheInnkeepers #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
It was less of a "cozy historic Inn" and more of a "meth lab got busted on the 2nd floor again" kinda joint.
#TheInnkeepers #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
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February 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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This should have been a secret unlock character in a Tonk Hawk Pro Skater game...
#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#HouseOnHauntedHill
#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#HouseOnHauntedHill
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
This should have been a secret unlock character in a Tonk Hawk Pro Skater game...
#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#HouseOnHauntedHill
#MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn
#HouseOnHauntedHill
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Please watch this doc about the legendary William Castle. It’s excellent with tons of great info! It’s streaming on that service that rhymes with doobie😏
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Thelastdrivein @ffbmovienight.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Thelastdrivein @ffbmovienight.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Please watch this doc about the legendary William Castle. It’s excellent with tons of great info! It’s streaming on that service that rhymes with doobie😏
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Thelastdrivein @ffbmovienight.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social #Thelastdrivein @ffbmovienight.bsky.social
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"If I Should Die..." Proceeds to make this face. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn
February 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
"If I Should Die..." Proceeds to make this face. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn