Alecks
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Alecks
@dpalecks.bsky.social
Yo! 33, he/him.
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I say this out loud like every single day. Girls with glasses need glasses to see.
May 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Wait I’ve spoken French for 30 years and am just learning that eggnog in French is called chicken milk?????
It’s everyone’s favourite time of year!
Milk of chicken time 🐓🥛
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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When the moonlight leaves the lake, she will be a swan once more. 🦢
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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made this one as a new commission sheet example. i need more work
[ drawing streak: 276 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune ]
December 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Mario Party contains an obscure "underwhelming victory" scenario. Normally, the winner is celebrated with a special cutscene and declared Superstar. However, if no stars were obtained, no cutscene plays and all the winner gets is text saying "YOU ARE WINNER" before the game ends.
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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i love that Michael Cera has always been ride or die for Paul Dano lmao
December 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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i stand corrected
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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the indie game y2k revival will not be complete until games start taking potshots at other, much more successful games. i need a random $20 steam game to include a secret with a skeleton dressed as peppino
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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SUBMARINER’S BAR

DRINK
TALK
>RUMOURS<
CRY
EXIT

“Rumour has it, they’re building a really big submarine.”
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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For a while, they said if you needed tech help, ask a 10yo. But current 10-20yos didn't have to explore and click around and futz with things to get them to work, so if it's not immediately obvious, they can't do it.

Basically if you're 30-50 you're just doing tech support for everyone forever.
What we say is their kids know the tech of a phone. If it’s not on the phone they struggle
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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slime girls be like "did you see what I posted in the Goop Chat"
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Here's a new sketch I did last night:
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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November 14, 2024 at 3:21 AM