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Alecks
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Yo! 33, he/him.
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downwithdan.bsky.social
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
Waffle House in the snow
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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drdubz.bsky.social
@ryyudo.bsky.social commissioned me to draw the two bread ladies from the market in Megaman Legends finally sharing their bread to eachother after decades of rivalry and pining and they're also in love because bread is the path to the soul and also everyone else was tired of their bullshit.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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ryyudo.bsky.social
The Breadsbians.......

(Thank you SO much for taking on my off-the-cuff commission mid-stream @drdubz.bsky.social!)
Screenshots from Mega Man Legends. The lady at the Jetlag Bakery: "To tell the truth, I'd like to try the bread my competitor over there makes... 'Course, I can't really tell anyone that." Screenshots from Mega Man Legends. The lady at Bakery Sharkskin: "I wonder if her bread tastes any good? Hmmmmm... Maybe I should try some..." Screenshots from Mega Man Legends. The lady at the Jetlag Bakery: "We decided to try making bread together! Everyone's excited to see how it's going to turn out," Screenshots from Mega Man Legends. The lady at Bakery Sharkskin: "Once this is all over with, we'll give you a special deal -- all the bread you can eat!"
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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sickoscommittee.org
I love coaches that realize this.

Band, cheer, drill team, spirit squad. Every game. Rain or shine.

That’s the backbone of your support.

Treat them well, make them feel like part of the win, and they’ll march to hell and back (literally) for you.
rich335.bsky.social Rich @rich335.bsky.social · 12h
The band shows up every week
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
A couple days after Trump won reelection there was a 60 something year old dad and his 40 something year old son wearing Trump gear from head to toe at the grocery store and you could tell they went there to gloat but everyone was just like “I’m trying to buy chicken” so they were really pissed off
gregdoucette.bsky.social T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 17h
They're mad about not personally receiving the respect (deference) they think they are owed

Which they don't get, because they're assholes

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skyline4438.bsky.social Skyline @skyline4438.bsky.social · 17h
What are these people so upset about? They won! They own all three branches of government. Just let us live our lives.
December 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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muteki-ish.bsky.social
See thats the difference. I say the brain is the ass of the head not because I'm crazy but because the brain is the ass of the head
internethippo.bsky.social Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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tropical-rouge.bsky.social
the original version of this post says "wonderful news for your penis" which is so load-bearingly crucial in my mind. it feels naked without it
a tumblr post from seshrat reading "'getting laid' is very hot and sexy. 'getting off'? great news as well. so you would think 'getting laid off' would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas"
December 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Diddy Kong Racing DS, the message when connection is lost during Download Play is "LOST ALL CHILDREN". The cartridge is internally called a "parent" and the downloaded instances its "children". While this would make sense to the developers, it has the potential to confuse or scare players.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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aaronhuertas.bsky.social
This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave.

www.ms.now/news/minneap...
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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lqvnh.bsky.social
you cannot be saying that white baby.
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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frigidreap.bsky.social
this one is my favourite
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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harlequinwheels.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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kohiu.com
Lucina drawn in Color Palette challenge, 2014
ルキナ、SRPG『ファイアーエムブレム 覚醒』/ "Fire Emblem: Awakening". Fan art. 2014
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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monodi.bsky.social
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
A comic in the form of a series of illustrations titled 12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs: Aroused Smurf - hat standing up human smurf - has a human face ghost smurf - is holding its own severed head revenge smurf - just looks angry melting smurf - is green and oozing long smurf - has a very long neck eternal smurf - has a lot of eyes screaming smurf - mouth is unpleasantly wide open grief smurf - face has sunk in wholly flattened smurf - puddle of blue snake smurf - a smurf head on a snake teeth smurf - has realistic human teeth
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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paladin42.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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ela-bambust.bsky.social
samus every time she scans something
the "i can imagine anything" meme guy but with samus' helmet
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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amandacotan.bsky.social
Illustration of an artist's studio. Colorful houses and trees fill the window view.
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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balan.bsky.social
this video makes me laugh every time. i always forget what happens
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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mandateofheaven.bsky.social
Unfortunately the funny factor of metroid prime 4 shot up 10 fold when I realized a central mechanic involves Samus touching her fingers to her head to do literally any major action like I'm going to fucking INTJ mental blast my way through every problem in this game.
December 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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qiom.bsky.social
The INTJ meme of the guy with his finger up to his glasses but I replaced the head with Samus' head. There's formulas floating around her head and text in the bottom that reads: Why am I laughing? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these illogical actions of yours...well, I find them to be amusing. What's that? A free sample of your planets new flora rich rainforest? Not necessary. I've already calculated it's enemies in my head. Mmm...perhaps a little more space pirates next time...
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
Give Cam the Pat McAfee job and I'll tune in. This is weird and spaced out and the ambient music is disquieting and he's telling the truth give this man the job please this has the vibes of Ripleys Believe It or Not mixed with the Twilight Zone. Get him a dope wool coat and call him Rod Shearling
acosta32jp.bsky.social JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 1d
Cam Newton might be the greatest podcaster of all time
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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sunniemunch.com
Thanksgiving was a hoot at Tori's!
Illustration scene of Kris' house from Deltarune. On the left is Noelle, Susie, Berdly, and Kris on the couch and floor. Berdly and Kris are playing smash bros on the TV on the right side of the room. To the left of the TV is Asriel, sleeping in the beloved Chariel with a suitcase having just gotten home for the holidays from college. The background shows the kitchen in which Toriel and Rudy are at the dining table with the thanksgiving turkey. Sans is looking into the fridge.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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pancakepooch.bsky.social
I think Dess and Kris' relationship was like this

#Deltarune #DecemberHoliday #KrisDreemurr #Mimidraws
Kris Dreemurr as a child holding a knife opposite to a rendition of a young teenage December Holiday saying "Hey Krismas! It's Knife Fighting Friday Again!"
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM