Doug Brown
@doug.douggo.com
I have little kids, lift heavy things, and like to watch and talk about sports. he/him
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An Air Canada flight right now
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
An Air Canada flight right now
I think his spots are rubbing off !
October 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I think his spots are rubbing off !
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I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say
things you can say when shopping for rv parts...
June 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
things you can say when shopping for rv parts...
Very amusing to me that in this configuration there is in fact a load-bearing banana
May 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Very amusing to me that in this configuration there is in fact a load-bearing banana
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6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
November 17, 2023 at 7:48 PM
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
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Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent
January 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Time to steal a hamburger. But first let me put on this disguise that makes me look completely innocent
My 10 year old has a Chess.com account with a dinosaur avatar and he keeps getting messages from other kids like “Therizinosaurus is so cool”
This is what the internet is for.
This is what the internet is for.
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January 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My 10 year old has a Chess.com account with a dinosaur avatar and he keeps getting messages from other kids like “Therizinosaurus is so cool”
This is what the internet is for.
This is what the internet is for.
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.
January 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are set to acquire TikTok from the Chinese government for $6.9 billion and plan to convert the platform into an intra-office messaging system. The Toronto Blue Jays are said to have been “close” to acquiring the site but short of LA’s winning bid.
Lions about to have the same playoff record in 2025 as the Vikings. Go figure. 🤷♀️
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lions about to have the same playoff record in 2025 as the Vikings. Go figure. 🤷♀️
Dude on Sirius XM described Vikings/Packers as a “showdown between two 13-win teams”
The damn script was leaked I’m onto you!
Should be a good game regardless lol 🙂
The damn script was leaked I’m onto you!
Should be a good game regardless lol 🙂
December 29, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Dude on Sirius XM described Vikings/Packers as a “showdown between two 13-win teams”
The damn script was leaked I’m onto you!
Should be a good game regardless lol 🙂
The damn script was leaked I’m onto you!
Should be a good game regardless lol 🙂
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i once asked dave stieb about what it was like pitching with rickey on base and he laughed and let out this big long exasperated sigh. i think he knows a little bit more about baseball than phil does
December 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
i once asked dave stieb about what it was like pitching with rickey on base and he laughed and let out this big long exasperated sigh. i think he knows a little bit more about baseball than phil does
Sure,
I like grapefruit soda
I like grapefruit soda
December 23, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Sure,
I like grapefruit soda
I like grapefruit soda
I started a new job this week. I haven’t started a new job in 8 years due to a remarkable run of job stability. I forgot how hilariously inept it makes me feel to be without any context and learning a new complex system.
December 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I started a new job this week. I haven’t started a new job in 8 years due to a remarkable run of job stability. I forgot how hilariously inept it makes me feel to be without any context and learning a new complex system.
I have used vim daily for years and just now literally couldn’t exit it. I lived the meme.
December 19, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I have used vim daily for years and just now literally couldn’t exit it. I lived the meme.
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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Daughter: “Do you have any notes for me on how I handled today?”
Me: “Oh my gosh! What a great question. You’ve been amazing.”
Daughter: “Great! … I have some notes on your cookies.”
Me: And… there it is.
Me: “Oh my gosh! What a great question. You’ve been amazing.”
Daughter: “Great! … I have some notes on your cookies.”
Me: And… there it is.
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Daughter: “Do you have any notes for me on how I handled today?”
Me: “Oh my gosh! What a great question. You’ve been amazing.”
Daughter: “Great! … I have some notes on your cookies.”
Me: And… there it is.
Me: “Oh my gosh! What a great question. You’ve been amazing.”
Daughter: “Great! … I have some notes on your cookies.”
Me: And… there it is.
Hang on I just tuned into the Raptors game. The logo at mid-court is awesome. I think this is a limited edition thing but it shouldn’t be. 👀
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Hang on I just tuned into the Raptors game. The logo at mid-court is awesome. I think this is a limited edition thing but it shouldn’t be. 👀
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Delivery driver mixed up my order with someone else’s from a whole different restaurant
Me and a complete stranger are now texting each other reviews of the food we each planned to eat:
Me and a complete stranger are now texting each other reviews of the food we each planned to eat:
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Delivery driver mixed up my order with someone else’s from a whole different restaurant
Me and a complete stranger are now texting each other reviews of the food we each planned to eat:
Me and a complete stranger are now texting each other reviews of the food we each planned to eat:
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Lmao love Colm Meaney
November 19, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Lmao love Colm Meaney
The Toronto Argonauts are Grey Cup champions
November 18, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The Toronto Argonauts are Grey Cup champions
Mitchell Marner is a hero
November 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Mitchell Marner is a hero