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the libertarian hellscape described in 2008 has come to pass, and 99% of don't-tread-on-me-r's are cheering it on.
This one I find particularly disturbing. (Mostafa Bassim / Anadolu / Getty)
January 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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I am trying really hard to have a nice night despite it all so I made a 3rd pigeon who's a real mood tbqh
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Yep, I named that new teddy bear toy line, boss. Gave it a real penis-y name, just like you said.
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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My bedroom was also named โ€œthe bone templeโ€ and โ€œ28 years laterโ€ Iโ€™m finally going to kiss a woman in it
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Lifelong Wisconsinite, except for the year I spent in Minneapolis.

Winters there DO NOT fuck around. Winds come straight down through the Arctic over desolate prairies and there's nothing blocking them until they hit you right in the fucking face and eat away every ounce of warmth in your soul.
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down southโ€”you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.

Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. ๐ŸŒก๏ธ
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. โ„๏ธ
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 14, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The "never apologize, always escalate" tactic really only works for Trump. They're all emulating him but none of them have the juice to make it work.

MAGA is a one-man movement but they all think that they can be the next Trump if they copy him.
Everyone in this movement is incapable of backing down or admitting fault, ever. The second they do that their entire faux-strength aura evaporates. So we get these little moments where they realise theyโ€™re losing but have to keep doubling down because in their mental schema there is no alternative.
NEWSNATION: There's new video of a woman in MN saying she's trying to get to a doc appointment & federal agents bust into her car. Is it fair to say some of these operations are going too far?

REP. MARY MILLER: If you break the laws & resist arrest, it's not going to be pretty. This is what happens
January 13, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Going after that huuuuuuge "whiskey bro" market segment.
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Iโ€™ve never seen mostly apolitical nice aunties get so radicalized so fast in my life.

Not that these are Trump voters. They arenโ€™t. But they went from soft disapprovers to people who would crawl over broken glass to get rid of all these people.
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 PM
USA Today and the Gannett newspapers have been surprisingly good in the Trump 2 era. They're also using "disgraced."
January 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
All of the things I want to say about this video (and the violent thugs and their bosses and enablers) would be against the Bluesky Terms of Service.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just be happy and that other people are happy.
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Data shows that everyone agrees ICE is the law enforcement (and/or armed goon) branch of the Republican party. Dems see it that way, MAGA sees it that way, independents see it that way.

That's why Dems should stop pretending ICE is worth saving. There is no enlightened moderate ground here.
January 13, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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On termine l'annรฉe avec un escargot enflammรฉ ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŒ
Je n'ai pas encore redessinรฉ tous les escargots dans les enluminures alors ils risquent de revenir en 2026 ๐Ÿ‘€

Inspiration : Royal MS 12 C III, di Filippo Alberici

#snail #escargot
December 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Data shows that everyone agrees ICE is the law enforcement (and/or armed goon) branch of the Republican party. Dems see it that way, MAGA sees it that way, independents see it that way.

That's why Dems should stop pretending ICE is worth saving. There is no enlightened moderate ground here.
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Data shows that everyone agrees ICE is the law enforcement (and/or armed goon) branch of the Republican party. Dems see it that way, MAGA sees it that way, independents see it that way.

That's why Dems should stop pretending ICE is worth saving. There is no enlightened moderate ground here.
January 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Grosse Point Blank equals or surpasses the quality of its very strong soundtrack. Very underrated movie.
January 12, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The soundtrack for Singles goes hard.

The movie is good and holds up, but the soundtrack is another level.
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
That motherfucker is scared.

And as a dude who's been medicated for anxiety for years, I know EXACTLY what fearful ramblings look like. He's panicking.

I've been seeing the rancid shit Trump posts for like a decade, and I don't remember ever seeing such fear. I think that's meaningful.
"WE'RE SCREWED": Trump again ramps up pressure on the Supreme Court over his sweeping tariffs. A ruling could come as soon as Wednesday.
January 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
In my low cost-of-living region, Coke is $8.50 for a 12-pack.

Soda prices went up big-time during the days of covid supply chain issues. Most products' prices dipped back down at least somewhat afterward, but Coke learned that people would keep paying elevated prices and hasn't stopped squeezing.
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Tonight's movie was The Road Warrior. Haven't seen it since I was a kid, so it felt new. Tons of fun. Love the aesthetic, love that there's very little dialogue. And the action is impeccably directed, so it always clear what is happening.

Also, why did my parents let me watch this when I was a kid?
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
ICE is so pathetic that fucking Will Stancil just dunked on them irl.

Lol they're so fucking cooked.
Oh, absolutely, the guy with the pepper spray kept saying things like โ€œTry me! Iโ€™ll do it!โ€ and I was like โ€œIโ€™M A LAWYER, GO FOR IT PUNKโ€ and he ran away
I genuinely believe the thing that pisses off these goons the most is when people arenโ€™t scared of them. Someone smiling in defiance is more infuriating to them than anything at this point.
January 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The Rock, too.
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
If the Packers lose, it means you've been touching yourself too much.

Or not enough.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Doesn't this motherfucker live in France?
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It should be illegal for public servants to knowingly lie to the public.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM