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Dork Dad
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Dork. Dad.

He/him.
Also dice, pencils, and character sheets.

Oh, you thought we were meeting here for an interview? Nice try. Sir Tad Rumplebottom's son has been kidnapped by gnolls and there's a 1000 gp reward for his safe return to Turnip Manor.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The neighborhood hoarder discovering the buy nothing group:
November 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Wow. I learned something new today.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mr Food, with his syndicated couple of minutes on the afternoon local newscast, will live forever in the "home sick from school" memory banks.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Wikipedia article for herms has one of my favorite picture-caption combinations.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
At least King doesn't have any personal reasons that might make him feel that protecting health insurance is worth standing up to a lawless president.

Oh, wait...
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What up tootsie rollers.

Which one are you choosing?

Dog turd

Longboi

Classic
November 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
GOP be like
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Now that's a quality campaign logo.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Got shot by the VP and the pathetic loser APOLOGIZED TO THE MAN WHO SHOT HIM.

And a lovely post-script to the story, from Wikipedia: Cheney wasn't his friend, was absolutely at fault, and never apologized.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_W...
November 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM