Dom Vasapolli
@domxavier.bsky.social
OSHA 30 hour Certified. Wikipedia Monthly Donor. Quiddler. Coney Island go-kart champ. Go Bills, go Mets and nobody else
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this is what they (the normans) took from you
May 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
this is what they (the normans) took from you
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man I was born in the wrong millennium, I would have torn it up in the cosmic dark ages
March 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
man I was born in the wrong millennium, I would have torn it up in the cosmic dark ages
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
I actually really enjoy people calling Josh Allen being MVP a Mickey Mouse win, because combined with his Nickelodeon MVP he’s in a league of his own. This is peak male performance
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I actually really enjoy people calling Josh Allen being MVP a Mickey Mouse win, because combined with his Nickelodeon MVP he’s in a league of his own. This is peak male performance
The moment we live in is genuinely only a few ticks dumber than the reign of Charles I
If everything seems to be impossibly stupid, that’s not a new development. One of my baseline beliefs about history is that it’s always been this dumb, but we have a hard time processing and remembering things as stupidity, so we tell stories that make it all seem smarter and cleaner in hindsight.
February 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The moment we live in is genuinely only a few ticks dumber than the reign of Charles I
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i probably should’ve worked harder to find love before we entered the fourth reich
February 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i probably should’ve worked harder to find love before we entered the fourth reich
I need a Tony Romo mute button
January 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I need a Tony Romo mute button
Realizing I can’t shit talk Joe on this platform anymore kinda kills it for me, find me on Old School RuneScape as RapMagic74
@domxavier.bsky.social i own you
January 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Realizing I can’t shit talk Joe on this platform anymore kinda kills it for me, find me on Old School RuneScape as RapMagic74
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The Canadian landscape of my childhood roadtrips is rich in memorials to victories over US invaders.
January 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Canadian landscape of my childhood roadtrips is rich in memorials to victories over US invaders.
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True story. The same thing happened to me too, but instead of my house it was my reputation with the Atlantis believing conspiracist crowd
January 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
True story. The same thing happened to me too, but instead of my house it was my reputation with the Atlantis believing conspiracist crowd
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It’s January 6th. I’d like to take a second to congratulate all of us who said that unless there were massive immediate consequences for what happened, we would end up precisely here in four years, facing this exact future. Pretty cool.
January 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s January 6th. I’d like to take a second to congratulate all of us who said that unless there were massive immediate consequences for what happened, we would end up precisely here in four years, facing this exact future. Pretty cool.
In the appliance aisle at Lowe’s, wondering how it all went wrong between us 😔
December 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM
In the appliance aisle at Lowe’s, wondering how it all went wrong between us 😔
To pair with the Golden at-bat I would like to propose the Copper on-field. Where a team can force any player on the OPPOSING teams roster to field a position until another out is made. JD Martinez is coming into the game to play shortstop
December 5, 2024 at 9:51 PM
To pair with the Golden at-bat I would like to propose the Copper on-field. Where a team can force any player on the OPPOSING teams roster to field a position until another out is made. JD Martinez is coming into the game to play shortstop
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spotify wrapped day was originally a pagan feast day. it wasn't even originally in december until emperor constantine changed the date in 325 AD at the music fest of nicaea
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
spotify wrapped day was originally a pagan feast day. it wasn't even originally in december until emperor constantine changed the date in 325 AD at the music fest of nicaea
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The movie/play I willfully misinterpret is The Crucible, a story solely about how awesome Giles Corey is
December 2, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The movie/play I willfully misinterpret is The Crucible, a story solely about how awesome Giles Corey is
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CHAUCER WRITINGE ADVYCE
If you are tellinge a storye featuringe two younge knightes who speake and act exactlye the same and have the same personalitye, you kan helpe distinguish the characters by givinge them differente names. Followe me for more writinge tippes.
If you are tellinge a storye featuringe two younge knightes who speake and act exactlye the same and have the same personalitye, you kan helpe distinguish the characters by givinge them differente names. Followe me for more writinge tippes.
December 1, 2024 at 7:44 PM
CHAUCER WRITINGE ADVYCE
If you are tellinge a storye featuringe two younge knightes who speake and act exactlye the same and have the same personalitye, you kan helpe distinguish the characters by givinge them differente names. Followe me for more writinge tippes.
If you are tellinge a storye featuringe two younge knightes who speake and act exactlye the same and have the same personalitye, you kan helpe distinguish the characters by givinge them differente names. Followe me for more writinge tippes.
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I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I love the Charlie Brown Christmas special. There's an eerie loneliness that hangs over the whole thing. The music, Charlie Brown's depression, the dying little tree, the flatness of the children's voices, the inevitability of death. A Christmas masterpiece.
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Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
November 28, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
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Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.
Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again after ditching the trend for 37 years
Orcas off the coast of Washington State are balancing dead fish on their heads like it's the 1980s, but researchers still aren't sure why they do it.
www.livescience.com
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Embarrassing. They're going to feel so stupid in 10 years when nobody's wearing dead salmon hats anymore.
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I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
November 27, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs
I find it so funny that every review of @mikeduncan.bsky.social new season of Revolutions is “yeah I thought it’d be kinda dumb and that I’d hate it, but actually this may be the greatest thing you’ve ever made!”
November 26, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I find it so funny that every review of @mikeduncan.bsky.social new season of Revolutions is “yeah I thought it’d be kinda dumb and that I’d hate it, but actually this may be the greatest thing you’ve ever made!”