Hello are you busy the weekend of the 26th?

Please don’t do this to me, I’ve got enough indigestion as is

That is a REALLY old burrito I do not like where this is going

Keep it going!!! (You and him both)

They’re eliminating the sea lion commune at the zoo, thank god

We gotta keep an updating hotdog count for the Bisons games

This is proposal material, forget a ring buy me that freaky fuckin whale

Love this for you Liv

The madness continues! Next you are required to become gym rats, not because I have any interest in lifting weights, but so I can have an army of buff friends because I think it’d be funny

You will never physically recover from this cheat code for good news

nope! Hope this helps!

The internet is real life Opal but now that you’re a big time celebrity I suppose I can’t do that with you, especially considering I forget you have a last name pretty often

Jay Gleason is on the receiving end of this so often, he’s trying to get better with it though! It’s not incumbent on you to answer everyone’s questions all the time, even though it’s an infrequently fun and interesting thing to do for people

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Ya know, I just think he could’ve avoided saying something like that on day one