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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
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Keep watching - Trump and his circle almost have their precious goal: invoking the Insurrection Act.
As per said before: a great deal of what is being done is simply Trump and his circle working backwards from this objective.
As per said before: a great deal of what is being done is simply Trump and his circle working backwards from this objective.
January 15, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Keep watching - Trump and his circle almost have their precious goal: invoking the Insurrection Act.
As per said before: a great deal of what is being done is simply Trump and his circle working backwards from this objective.
As per said before: a great deal of what is being done is simply Trump and his circle working backwards from this objective.
Just heard Jenrick’s mealy mouthed justification on his (botched) defection to Reform. Sounded pretty pathetic. He must be feeling pretty crestfallen. Meanwhile, Farage’s gloating sounded more convincing, but also, ultimately hollow.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Just heard Jenrick’s mealy mouthed justification on his (botched) defection to Reform. Sounded pretty pathetic. He must be feeling pretty crestfallen. Meanwhile, Farage’s gloating sounded more convincing, but also, ultimately hollow.
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I left it too late to get my ticket for your outsiders art club in February, but do you operate any kind of waiting list/returns kind of scenario? 🎨🖼️👩🏼🎨🤔
January 15, 2026 at 4:58 PM
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com I left it too late to get my ticket for your outsiders art club in February, but do you operate any kind of waiting list/returns kind of scenario? 🎨🖼️👩🏼🎨🤔
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In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
In their lifetime, the average so-called cinephile will watch barely a fraction of all films ever released. That’s why I’m cinemamaxxing. By watching films at 5x speed I can experience the entire filmography of auteurs both famous and obscure in a matter of hours
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as a 90s teen I read all of Dilbert, Microserfs, saw Office Space, etc way before I had a tech job. the climate when I did (the dotcom boom) was completely different and they felt like dispatches from a lost era. it wasn't until I first experienced working for a big corporate in the late 2010s 1/3
January 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
as a 90s teen I read all of Dilbert, Microserfs, saw Office Space, etc way before I had a tech job. the climate when I did (the dotcom boom) was completely different and they felt like dispatches from a lost era. it wasn't until I first experienced working for a big corporate in the late 2010s 1/3
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comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
comic strip about an office worker turned assassin who goes after the man who created him
Killbert
Killbert
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I'm looking for people to tell me their home's ridiculous restricted covenants for a radio programme. I ideally want you to email me the restriction and a phone number so one of my team can ring you and just get you to tell them it so we can make a MONTAGE. Felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk
a man with a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I'm looking for people to tell me their home's ridiculous restricted covenants for a radio programme. I ideally want you to email me the restriction and a phone number so one of my team can ring you and just get you to tell them it so we can make a MONTAGE. Felicity.hannah@bbc.co.uk
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Add to this list BBC Verify and several European newspapers, unanimously reaching the same conclusion. It's a serious test of the Trump MAGA lie-machine.
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Add to this list BBC Verify and several European newspapers, unanimously reaching the same conclusion. It's a serious test of the Trump MAGA lie-machine.
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Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened."
REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar.
Grow a spine.
REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar.
Grow a spine.
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Sky News on Renee Nicole Good murder: "There are deeply conflicting accounts of what happened."
REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar.
Grow a spine.
REALLY? Gonna both-sides this? One "account" can be seen on video and is confirmed by a dozen eye-witnesses. The other is a social media post by history's most notorious pathological liar.
Grow a spine.
And now one of Anchovy.
January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
And now one of Anchovy.
Some Basil content for your consideration.
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Some Basil content for your consideration.
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“thin…sort of stretched…like butter scraped over too much bread”
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“thin…sort of stretched…like butter scraped over too much bread”
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We all died during Covid and are in the Bad Place.
🤔 Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Corina Machado has offered to give her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump.
She says Trump's actions in Venezuela are "historic" because, in her opinion, they paved the way for democratic change in the country.
She says Trump's actions in Venezuela are "historic" because, in her opinion, they paved the way for democratic change in the country.
January 6, 2026 at 9:34 AM
We all died during Covid and are in the Bad Place.
First episode of series 2 of ‘The Night Manager’ felt a bit uneven, right? The tone was all over the place and the world felt shakier, less plausible. Will it find its feet? 🤔
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
First episode of series 2 of ‘The Night Manager’ felt a bit uneven, right? The tone was all over the place and the world felt shakier, less plausible. Will it find its feet? 🤔
Given the movement of the whole solar system around the galactic core (not to mention the movement of the Milky Way itself), the chances of survival/success will entirely depend on a space vessel that can also travel very large distances too!
"Time travel is real and possible, but everyone who tried it ended up dead in deep space" is not the least plausible thing I've seen today.
4am thought. Time travel never has any spatial lock. So if you could go back, there’s no way you’d appear in the intended place, i.e. you might appear buried, or under the sea or in the air, or more likely in space because the earth is not in the same place as right now.
January 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Given the movement of the whole solar system around the galactic core (not to mention the movement of the Milky Way itself), the chances of survival/success will entirely depend on a space vessel that can also travel very large distances too!
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We need to establish an acceptable proper timeline for the late 20th/early 21st C.
* 'Last year' = 2023-2025
* 'A couple of years ago' = after Lockdown
* 'A few years ago' = between 2004 and Lockdown
* 'About ten years ago' = 1994-2014
* 'Last year' = 2023-2025
* 'A couple of years ago' = after Lockdown
* 'A few years ago' = between 2004 and Lockdown
* 'About ten years ago' = 1994-2014
doing a quick lit review and wrote something along the lines of "this was published in 1994 so it is over 20 years old now" and then realised my maths error and did the oblig. crumble into dust.
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 PM
We need to establish an acceptable proper timeline for the late 20th/early 21st C.
* 'Last year' = 2023-2025
* 'A couple of years ago' = after Lockdown
* 'A few years ago' = between 2004 and Lockdown
* 'About ten years ago' = 1994-2014
* 'Last year' = 2023-2025
* 'A couple of years ago' = after Lockdown
* 'A few years ago' = between 2004 and Lockdown
* 'About ten years ago' = 1994-2014
I wish Craig Charles would pronounce ‘Bowie’ correctly.
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I wish Craig Charles would pronounce ‘Bowie’ correctly.
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There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
There was a drunk lassie in the chippy earlier crying about Maduro and as she left she said "I can't believe they've done this he was only inaugurated the other day" and I can only conclude that she has Maduro confused with Mamdani???? Fuckin hell hen.
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I’m not sure if we needed another sign that “kinetic” is the adjective of choice for dumb people who want to sound smart but Based Mike Lee just provided it
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I’m not sure if we needed another sign that “kinetic” is the adjective of choice for dumb people who want to sound smart but Based Mike Lee just provided it
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Fun as it is to see Peston stating outright what the situation is, here’s what’s going to happen: government and press will brazen this out with drivel until it drops out of the headlines, then everyone will get right back on their previous bullshit. This is what they always do, without fail.
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Fun as it is to see Peston stating outright what the situation is, here’s what’s going to happen: government and press will brazen this out with drivel until it drops out of the headlines, then everyone will get right back on their previous bullshit. This is what they always do, without fail.
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Well it sounds terrible when you put it like that!
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Well it sounds terrible when you put it like that!
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Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!