Prophet of Gunk
@dogwomans.bsky.social
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novice seer, experienced toucher, studying blood wizardry
grace is grease, adults are children, data is both sacred and profane
"It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love."
29 she/her it/its
novice seer, experienced toucher, studying blood wizardry
grace is grease, adults are children, data is both sacred and profane
"It is our suffering that brings us together. It is not love."
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Someone on TV vaguely says "Obviously there's a disgusting rotten stench in our country right now. Just an indescribable filth" and our big beautiful president immediately logs on to go "NO IM NOT"
The president is now attacking a US Olympian as a “Loser” and misrepresenting his words for his mild unspecified criticisms about things going on in the US right now.
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Someone on TV vaguely says "Obviously there's a disgusting rotten stench in our country right now. Just an indescribable filth" and our big beautiful president immediately logs on to go "NO IM NOT"
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Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Im sorry did young robert's trials and tribulations teach these people nothing
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i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals
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HHS Secretary RFK Jr. has declared an official HHS mandate that all americans must "spray their hands with 'Dog Medicine' daily to strengthen them" because "I saw it on the 'Tik tok' and its badass!"
February 8, 2026 at 5:46 PM
HHS Secretary RFK Jr. has declared an official HHS mandate that all americans must "spray their hands with 'Dog Medicine' daily to strengthen them" because "I saw it on the 'Tik tok' and its badass!"
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When I say “ball is life” I’m talking about Calvinball
February 8, 2026 at 1:46 AM
When I say “ball is life” I’m talking about Calvinball
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i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
February 8, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i have been thinking about this nonstop after i saw it for the first time last night. this is an immaculately crafted joke. maybe the best joke ive ever seen
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"men who hate women" to "the girl with the dragon tattoo" has gotta be a top 10 localization fumble
February 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
"men who hate women" to "the girl with the dragon tattoo" has gotta be a top 10 localization fumble
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Yeah I’ve seen “progressives” in other cities saying the blockades are a step too far…
ICE agents drive like they’re in GTA. Even beyond the kidnapping and the murder, they‘re speeding and crashing their cars everywhere. With zero consequences.
ICE agents drive like they’re in GTA. Even beyond the kidnapping and the murder, they‘re speeding and crashing their cars everywhere. With zero consequences.
There are so very many things that are fucked up about how things are in Minnesota right now and it is hard to tell what the outside world knows about.
The street blockades may seem odd . . . if you haven't seen the way ICE & CBP drive.
The street blockades may seem odd . . . if you haven't seen the way ICE & CBP drive.
February 8, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Yeah I’ve seen “progressives” in other cities saying the blockades are a step too far…
ICE agents drive like they’re in GTA. Even beyond the kidnapping and the murder, they‘re speeding and crashing their cars everywhere. With zero consequences.
ICE agents drive like they’re in GTA. Even beyond the kidnapping and the murder, they‘re speeding and crashing their cars everywhere. With zero consequences.
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2/9 venator trying to macro and calling everyone shit this games gonna make me pop a blood vessel
February 7, 2026 at 9:55 PM
2/9 venator trying to macro and calling everyone shit this games gonna make me pop a blood vessel
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Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"
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"you might stumble over a whole collective of people resisting in ways you didn't think of. There's a crew of carpenters just going around fixing kicked-in doors. There are tow truck drivers taking cars of detained people away for free...."
February 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"you might stumble over a whole collective of people resisting in ways you didn't think of. There's a crew of carpenters just going around fixing kicked-in doors. There are tow truck drivers taking cars of detained people away for free...."
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full on national measles pandemic incoming where the CDC recommends warm hugs for the infected and ritual sacrifice of undesirables to receive healing from our lord
DC Health said Saturday it was notified of multiple people with confirmed cases of measles who visited a variety of locations in the District. Officials did not specify exactly how many infected people there were.
Multiple potential measles exposures in DC: Check sites and dates
DC Health said Saturday it was notified of multiple people with confirmed cases of measles who visited a variety of locations in the District. Officials did not specify exactly how many infected peopl...
www.nbcwashington.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:50 AM
full on national measles pandemic incoming where the CDC recommends warm hugs for the infected and ritual sacrifice of undesirables to receive healing from our lord
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they heard the rustling of the treat jar
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
they heard the rustling of the treat jar
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every time liberals complain about protesters blocking traffic i think about the story my american history professor told about his childhood in which his own mother complained about the civil rights movement bc she didn't like how it was impacting traffic
February 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
every time liberals complain about protesters blocking traffic i think about the story my american history professor told about his childhood in which his own mother complained about the civil rights movement bc she didn't like how it was impacting traffic
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new self driving car company called Gaymo where you can fuck in the backseat but only if you're gay
February 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
new self driving car company called Gaymo where you can fuck in the backseat but only if you're gay
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On this fine #voreday we look back on the one and only vore piece I will ever draw out of a deep love for my bestie @maedog.bsky.social who, if you would believe it, is in this picture with Beruca somewhere 😇
August 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
On this fine #voreday we look back on the one and only vore piece I will ever draw out of a deep love for my bestie @maedog.bsky.social who, if you would believe it, is in this picture with Beruca somewhere 😇
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Manifest #794 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Hegemonic Cannibals
2. Nuclear Tarot Anomaly
3. Pen of Cannabis
1. Hegemonic Cannibals
2. Nuclear Tarot Anomaly
3. Pen of Cannabis
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Manifest #794 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)
1. Hegemonic Cannibals
2. Nuclear Tarot Anomaly
3. Pen of Cannabis
1. Hegemonic Cannibals
2. Nuclear Tarot Anomaly
3. Pen of Cannabis
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