Dive Green
@divegreen.bsky.social
If i was in the minotaurs labyrinth id take him to an aquarium on a date.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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I haven't used my 3DS in a second and I forgot I had this theme as one of the random options on startup...
November 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I haven't used my 3DS in a second and I forgot I had this theme as one of the random options on startup...
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sorry I have Clairvoyance— it will happen again.
the white boy needs islam
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
sorry I have Clairvoyance— it will happen again.
hbomberguy having a beard made me feral
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
hbomberguy having a beard made me feral
Me being a wingman at a leather bar: Hes even got fisting tattoos!
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Me being a wingman at a leather bar: Hes even got fisting tattoos!
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Sorry babe the headphones stay on im overstimulated
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sorry babe the headphones stay on im overstimulated
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Goodmorning kingdom 🧡🩷
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Goodmorning kingdom 🧡🩷
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Oops! All izzas
Ok, so I just figured out Ryan Liizza wasn’t Chris Cillizza. There are way too many of these media freaks to keep track of.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Oops! All izzas
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im a "now you see me" franchise stan btw
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
im a "now you see me" franchise stan btw
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on it
Emma™ get high as fuck challenge
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
on it
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The thing about yum yum sauce is… it really is.
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The thing about yum yum sauce is… it really is.
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Does penis still taste as good as I remember? Someone please help me
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Does penis still taste as good as I remember? Someone please help me
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Had to invedt early into this banger
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Had to invedt early into this banger
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This is the best Twitter post ever
September 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the best Twitter post ever
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This could be me with your nipples but you’re playing games. 😔
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This could be me with your nipples but you’re playing games. 😔
Shed probably set that child up with her husband tbh
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Shed probably set that child up with her husband tbh
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I want to use this mor but currating a feed of funny people is hard
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I want to use this mor but currating a feed of funny people is hard
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
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some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
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oh so when the government blows up a boat in the carribean it’s fine but when I do it it’s a problem
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
oh so when the government blows up a boat in the carribean it’s fine but when I do it it’s a problem
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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rise and grind lets get this bred
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
rise and grind lets get this bred