Dive Green
@divegreen.bsky.social
If i was in the minotaurs labyrinth id take him to an aquarium on a date.
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This is the best Twitter post ever
September 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is the best Twitter post ever
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This could be me with your nipples but you’re playing games. 😔
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This could be me with your nipples but you’re playing games. 😔
Shed probably set that child up with her husband tbh
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Shed probably set that child up with her husband tbh
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I want to use this mor but currating a feed of funny people is hard
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I want to use this mor but currating a feed of funny people is hard
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
Right now i use this for bear watching, and monster fucker activities.
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some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
some type of shit you’d make 2 years ago making fun of rightwingers
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oh so when the government blows up a boat in the carribean it’s fine but when I do it it’s a problem
November 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
oh so when the government blows up a boat in the carribean it’s fine but when I do it it’s a problem
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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rise and grind lets get this bred
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
rise and grind lets get this bred
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What are starter packs lol, just made one idk where to even see it. #moreaskingthevoid
#imgoingtolookitupafteripostthislol
#imgoingtolookitupafteripostthislol
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM
What are starter packs lol, just made one idk where to even see it. #moreaskingthevoid
#imgoingtolookitupafteripostthislol
#imgoingtolookitupafteripostthislol
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"Way to go superstar" u cant abuse my praise kink like this
November 13, 2023 at 2:36 PM
"Way to go superstar" u cant abuse my praise kink like this
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damn girl…you shit with that dick?
November 17, 2023 at 6:47 PM
damn girl…you shit with that dick?
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Me at the glory hole asking if we can kiss instead
January 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Me at the glory hole asking if we can kiss instead
Just adding these features down for when i get to Build•a•Bear📝📝📝
I think it’s time for a trim when I put on a shirt and have to pull my hair in the back out of the collar as well as the beard in the front. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just adding these features down for when i get to Build•a•Bear📝📝📝
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Can a girl not bring a little heehee to the sex pit? A dose of whimsy?
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Can a girl not bring a little heehee to the sex pit? A dose of whimsy?
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Hayley Williams they could never make me hate you
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hayley Williams they could never make me hate you
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Dungeon Master needed for both the sex dungeon and the table top
November 19, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Dungeon Master needed for both the sex dungeon and the table top
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Putting this on my grindr profile
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Putting this on my grindr profile
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They should have pup hood [insert day of the week] threads, i feel like yall spend a lot on those not to show em off
November 30, 2024 at 3:20 AM
They should have pup hood [insert day of the week] threads, i feel like yall spend a lot on those not to show em off
I posted it first on tumblr, but tonights adventure:
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I posted it first on tumblr, but tonights adventure:
I posted it first on tumblr, but tonights adventure:
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I posted it first on tumblr, but tonights adventure: