Spexguy
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Spexguy
@spexguy.bsky.social
it's cha bull. 30, married, super gay, livin it up in the swamp. RN in southeast Georgia.
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soup
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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relationship goals, tbh
January 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Don't let Republicans and transphobes re-write history when they're the ones who've been orchestrating a genocide with a cabal of pedophiles all along. Trans people, yet again, were the canaries in the coal mine, and everyone just looked and said, "huh, there's a dead bird in there".
February 2, 2026 at 7:12 PM
We love when the "BuT whAT aBoUt WoMeN's saFTey?!" Terf is a season pass holder to pervert pedophile island
🤔 It’s definitely not suspicious at all to have people point out your common Twitter sign off is in the Epstein files and ten completely delete your yacht’s logs right?
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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jesus that'[s grim
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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friend in vc: brb gonna use the bathroom real quick

me:
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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please refer to the chart:
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The G in 5G stand for gnolls
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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mods, give that chatmember a handjob
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Me thirty minutes before clocking in
Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk I don’t wanna go in to work~
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Unironically one of the biggest problems of modern MK is that it's not horny enough. Those characters should be sweaty, muscular, and always showing sideboob regardless of gender. Shao Khan needs to be walking around in only a jockstrap while Mileena is in a string bikini made of bandages
February 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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It's not the "Naruto run" it's the Inuyasha run and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
a cartoon of a person running through a forest with the sun shining through the trees
Alt: a gif of Inuyasha running through a forest with the sun shining through the trees
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
February 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Good lord this isn't what I thought the poster was about when I first saw it scrolling...
February 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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I was told I'm a 6. Not because I'm not cute, and not because I'm not spooky, but because I am both cute AND spooky.
November 2, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Oops it's been 18 months and I've still only finished these two pics of Alfie and Harv 😅

Other full colour pics have been in the works but I've been laaaazyyyy
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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Line reading that lives in my head:

“I had forgotten about Bisexuality”
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
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Philosophy be like
where’s the anything
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM