Conzo
@conzo.bsky.social
Hello, it’s a me, a conzo! Sorry about being naked on your TV, socials, and radio (don’t ask me how I pulled that off)
Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho ho ho
Started an animal sanctuary by being a wee ho ho ho
Ooop, nearly did a repeat of 2020 (season 7 😉)
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Ooop, nearly did a repeat of 2020 (season 7 😉)
...In with the new! Lets be girls and just have fun, Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
...In with the new! Lets be girls and just have fun, Happy New Year!
2025: Out with the old... (come back tomorrow to see the new)
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
2025: Out with the old... (come back tomorrow to see the new)
POV: I'm a gentleman and bring you a towel afterwards
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
POV: I'm a gentleman and bring you a towel afterwards
Finally washing away all that Christmas Glitter, it's in places even I've never been. That stuff's more committed than I am
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Finally washing away all that Christmas Glitter, it's in places even I've never been. That stuff's more committed than I am
Staring Contest in 3...2...1...GO!
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Staring Contest in 3...2...1...GO!
A THREE Day Holiday! It's a Christmas Miracle!
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A THREE Day Holiday! It's a Christmas Miracle!
I know! Christmas is over, but I have extra pictures I need to use, just pretend, you'll likely need to do it tomorrow too...
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I know! Christmas is over, but I have extra pictures I need to use, just pretend, you'll likely need to do it tomorrow too...
I’ll be under the tree until you’re ready for me! I wish yall a very merry Christmas and happy holidays and want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting up with me. Another year being so far from home yet always feeling like I belong here, all thanks to you xo
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ll be under the tree until you’re ready for me! I wish yall a very merry Christmas and happy holidays and want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for putting up with me. Another year being so far from home yet always feeling like I belong here, all thanks to you xo
Santa said you wanted a Cuddly Lil Guy for Christmas. Do I really have to wait here til tomorrow?
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Santa said you wanted a Cuddly Lil Guy for Christmas. Do I really have to wait here til tomorrow?
If you stare at this long enough the towel might fall off
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If you stare at this long enough the towel might fall off
Lets all pretend this is a completely new and unique pose you've never seen before
December 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Lets all pretend this is a completely new and unique pose you've never seen before
Come give them a wee squeeze I wont stop ya
December 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Come give them a wee squeeze I wont stop ya
I remember taking this and thinking "Oh yeah this mask is going to eat" and I STILL DO BOO
December 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I remember taking this and thinking "Oh yeah this mask is going to eat" and I STILL DO BOO
Same face, same body, but a bit more wild
December 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Same face, same body, but a bit more wild
Did anyone call for some legs for days?
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Did anyone call for some legs for days?
Let's all just pretend this is a natural body bend
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Let's all just pretend this is a natural body bend
Hurry up and like this before the neighbours see me
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hurry up and like this before the neighbours see me
Whatcha doing? Did you find the snack or not
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Whatcha doing? Did you find the snack or not
I'm smiling big because I got a butt plug in, and you could smile like this too in one easy move
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm smiling big because I got a butt plug in, and you could smile like this too in one easy move
Me standing up to your bully: "Tighty whities are cool damn it! Look how cool I look!"
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Me standing up to your bully: "Tighty whities are cool damn it! Look how cool I look!"
Let me be ya wild man baby
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Let me be ya wild man baby
You'll get one left nut and you'll be HAPPY ABOUT IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD
December 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You'll get one left nut and you'll be HAPPY ABOUT IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD
Its serving "I refuse to make eye contact"
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Its serving "I refuse to make eye contact"
Ima start calling you over like a cat; pst pst pst come here pretty boy
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ima start calling you over like a cat; pst pst pst come here pretty boy