My spotify wrapped included a song I don't listen to. Its also by a woman beater, so I'm pretty sure thats a lie
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My spotify wrapped included a song I don't listen to. Its also by a woman beater, so I'm pretty sure thats a lie
Just out here, assuming the worst will happen.
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Just out here, assuming the worst will happen.
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now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it
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I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
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A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing
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getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
getting ready to celebrate hot fall girl bod by wearing only mashed potatoes and gravy
Props to America for ruining the internet with your news. 2025 is the dumbest timeline
October 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Props to America for ruining the internet with your news. 2025 is the dumbest timeline
So this is what living through "dark times" is like.
October 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
So this is what living through "dark times" is like.
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My dad was clinically dead once. He got up just in time to go to work.
October 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My dad was clinically dead once. He got up just in time to go to work.
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I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.
October 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love that happiness is so elusive, but you can find disappointment absolutely anywhere.
Bandcamp not working on my phone during my walk
a baby with a sad look on his face
ALT: a baby with a sad look on his face
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Bandcamp not working on my phone during my walk
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Oh you're on bluesky? What's your Banger to Cringe ratio?
September 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh you're on bluesky? What's your Banger to Cringe ratio?
Me, reacting to the price of some food items:
a woman in a floral shirt is laughing and saying `` too funny ! ''
ALT: a woman in a floral shirt is laughing and saying `` too funny ! ''
media.tenor.com
September 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me, reacting to the price of some food items:
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if you like Depression Plus™️, you’ll love Ultra Mega Depression Pro™️
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
if you like Depression Plus™️, you’ll love Ultra Mega Depression Pro™️
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the first scientist who figures out how to make afternoon time move as fast as morning time will be heralded as a saint
September 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the first scientist who figures out how to make afternoon time move as fast as morning time will be heralded as a saint
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wearing this to jury duty
July 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
wearing this to jury duty
Two days of concerts is enough peopling for me.
September 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Two days of concerts is enough peopling for me.
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What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your repost button
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your repost button
New music Friday: Rezz
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
New music Friday: Rezz
Festival in my town this weekend. And I'm leaving to go to a different fest.
(Bands are better)
(Bands are better)
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Festival in my town this weekend. And I'm leaving to go to a different fest.
(Bands are better)
(Bands are better)
If you saw me being grumpy at FOV, I blame men. My spouse for his aggressive driving and random dudes pushing me out of my spot was super annoying.
August 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
If you saw me being grumpy at FOV, I blame men. My spouse for his aggressive driving and random dudes pushing me out of my spot was super annoying.
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THE INVENTOR OF SADNESS: what if I told you that you could have something that was weightless, yet so very heavy
August 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
THE INVENTOR OF SADNESS: what if I told you that you could have something that was weightless, yet so very heavy
Sweater season is coming. Knitters rejoice!
August 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Sweater season is coming. Knitters rejoice!