Uncle Scotter
@dinosaucerous.bsky.social
🔞 account. 🚬 & 🏳️🌈Aquarium enthusiast (fish prison warden) || vidja games (Pokemon❤️❤️❤️) || stoner || Godzilla || Leather & Rubber || Mental Health Veteran ||
Discord: BearlyOtterCub
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Prove me wrong:
Merlin was just an autistic/ADHDer with pattern recognition. With an understanding of botany and chemistry.
Merlin was just an autistic/ADHDer with pattern recognition. With an understanding of botany and chemistry.
November 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Prove me wrong:
Merlin was just an autistic/ADHDer with pattern recognition. With an understanding of botany and chemistry.
Merlin was just an autistic/ADHDer with pattern recognition. With an understanding of botany and chemistry.
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Capitalism sucks, but it would be a lot more tolerable if most major businesses weren't REQUIRED by shareholders to grow every year.
Infinite growth is why cancer is lethal, people.
Infinite growth is why cancer is lethal, people.
Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Capitalism sucks, but it would be a lot more tolerable if most major businesses weren't REQUIRED by shareholders to grow every year.
Infinite growth is why cancer is lethal, people.
Infinite growth is why cancer is lethal, people.
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
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Landlord A: this family's bugging me, should I call ICE on them to handcuff their kids naked and drag them outside?
Landlord B: did that 2 weeks ago, here I'll give you the contact info for the guys I used to clean out the apartments
Landlord B: did that 2 weeks ago, here I'll give you the contact info for the guys I used to clean out the apartments
October 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Landlord A: this family's bugging me, should I call ICE on them to handcuff their kids naked and drag them outside?
Landlord B: did that 2 weeks ago, here I'll give you the contact info for the guys I used to clean out the apartments
Landlord B: did that 2 weeks ago, here I'll give you the contact info for the guys I used to clean out the apartments
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They sling accusations of cult! sex pest! trafficker! groomer! at everyone else
But it’s always the Christians doing the most heinous shit:
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
But it’s always the Christians doing the most heinous shit:
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
Raid of church leader’s Florida mansion reveals 57 forced laborers, feds say
The victims, called “armor bearers” by the church, are threatened with damnation if they fail to meet their quotas, federal officials say.
www.miamiherald.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
They sling accusations of cult! sex pest! trafficker! groomer! at everyone else
But it’s always the Christians doing the most heinous shit:
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
But it’s always the Christians doing the most heinous shit:
www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...
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“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?
My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.
You know the cross over/ mash up I want to see? The Captain planet kids wearing X-Men costumes, while the Toxic Avengers are dressed like 80's/90's Morlocks.
September 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You know the cross over/ mash up I want to see? The Captain planet kids wearing X-Men costumes, while the Toxic Avengers are dressed like 80's/90's Morlocks.
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the freedom of online where you can only talk about the new meme (tm)(c) dont pay attention to genocide scan your face to access and give over biometric data so we can hunt you down for thought crime
August 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the freedom of online where you can only talk about the new meme (tm)(c) dont pay attention to genocide scan your face to access and give over biometric data so we can hunt you down for thought crime
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Lesson of the day: Being an alpha pup is to take care of those who need it. Even if they’re not part of the pack. Be the good you want to see in other people; aspire to be the very best very version of yourself. This transcends the pup community alone, and should be applied whenever possible.
August 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Lesson of the day: Being an alpha pup is to take care of those who need it. Even if they’re not part of the pack. Be the good you want to see in other people; aspire to be the very best very version of yourself. This transcends the pup community alone, and should be applied whenever possible.
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Too bad we don’t have an imperialist nation willing to bring Democracy to the US.
Lots of oil here…
Minerals…
Grains….
Beef???
Come on!
Someone invade and bring us some Democracy!!
Lots of oil here…
Minerals…
Grains….
Beef???
Come on!
Someone invade and bring us some Democracy!!
July 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Too bad we don’t have an imperialist nation willing to bring Democracy to the US.
Lots of oil here…
Minerals…
Grains….
Beef???
Come on!
Someone invade and bring us some Democracy!!
Lots of oil here…
Minerals…
Grains….
Beef???
Come on!
Someone invade and bring us some Democracy!!
WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!
July 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!
I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!
I was attacked by a group of pelicans when I was 3(ish). They used to have a Pelican feeding station at the pier here when I was a kid; and when I finished, I got down from the stand. Well, the pelicans were still hungry and wanted to see if I was food too.
July 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I was attacked by a group of pelicans when I was 3(ish). They used to have a Pelican feeding station at the pier here when I was a kid; and when I finished, I got down from the stand. Well, the pelicans were still hungry and wanted to see if I was food too.
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Dachau also started out as a prison for “criminals” and political opponents until it became what we all know it now as.
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dachau also started out as a prison for “criminals” and political opponents until it became what we all know it now as.
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1 July 1900 | A Pole, Bronisław Pabis, was born in Bochnia. A teacher.
In #Auschwitz from 6 April 1941.
No. 14131
He was released from the camp on 14 April 1942.
In #Auschwitz from 6 April 1941.
No. 14131
He was released from the camp on 14 April 1942.
July 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
1 July 1900 | A Pole, Bronisław Pabis, was born in Bochnia. A teacher.
In #Auschwitz from 6 April 1941.
No. 14131
He was released from the camp on 14 April 1942.
In #Auschwitz from 6 April 1941.
No. 14131
He was released from the camp on 14 April 1942.
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
ALTOONA, PA—Saying the pampered 6-year-old seemed to think someone should provide her with a midday meal on a regular basis, sources told reporters Thursday that local entitled child Harper Wiley expected to eat lunch each day of her young life. “Can you imagine? Not just on the odd occasion, but every single day!” said a source […]
theonion.com
June 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Entitled Child Expects To Eat Lunch Every Day
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Our sex is a violent, beautiful joy.
From my Analog Cruising manual.
From my Analog Cruising manual.
June 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Our sex is a violent, beautiful joy.
From my Analog Cruising manual.
From my Analog Cruising manual.
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The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
June 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
Touching grass isn't enough anymore. Go. Be consumed by a mycelium network. Re-integrate back into the ecosystem you have shunned.
June 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Touching grass isn't enough anymore. Go. Be consumed by a mycelium network. Re-integrate back into the ecosystem you have shunned.
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This is THE tweet of all time
June 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This is THE tweet of all time