Call me Goody Proctor
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
I’ve a cold but am extremely hydrated 💦💦
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve a cold but am extremely hydrated 💦💦
Goon a movie?
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Goon a movie.
Goon Girl
Goon Girl
Goon a movie.
Goon in 60 Seconds
Goon in 60 Seconds
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Goon a movie?
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Goon
Not a single one of yous coming out to make a “call me future” joke???
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not a single one of yous coming out to make a “call me future” joke???
But I’m having wet dreams?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But I’m having wet dreams?
I had told myself I wouldn’t be in my job at the end of 2025… and it’s looking like I’m gonna be letting myself down.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I had told myself I wouldn’t be in my job at the end of 2025… and it’s looking like I’m gonna be letting myself down.
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
Offering my balls holding services
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Offering my balls holding services
I miss her so much 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I miss her so much 🥺
Going home is going to be difficult.
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Going home is going to be difficult.
The best, best girl.
I’m crushed and gutted right now. You were the best dog I’ve ever had. You know how much your daddies love you. Say hi to grandma. Till next time, Bella Boo 💔
November 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The best, best girl.
I might not have the biggest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch, but it sure does contain a ton of seeds.
October 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I might not have the biggest pumpkin in the pumpkin patch, but it sure does contain a ton of seeds.
Random idea: dick oracle deck.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Random idea: dick oracle deck.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
Anybody wanna volunteer dictures?
Probably gonna need a decent collection to beat help determine the streams of wisdom.
I wish some of you baguettes lived closer cause we could really use a pet sitter this weekend and I’m too anxiety to ask an IRL random person to do it.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I wish some of you baguettes lived closer cause we could really use a pet sitter this weekend and I’m too anxiety to ask an IRL random person to do it.
Our local haunted house is allegedly a very good haunted house (often winning awards in those circle); I’ve never been because I’m a scaredy cat.
I learned they’re doing actorless nights this week and bought tickets for Thursday 👻
I learned they’re doing actorless nights this week and bought tickets for Thursday 👻
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Our local haunted house is allegedly a very good haunted house (often winning awards in those circle); I’ve never been because I’m a scaredy cat.
I learned they’re doing actorless nights this week and bought tickets for Thursday 👻
I learned they’re doing actorless nights this week and bought tickets for Thursday 👻
I always do this. Think I’ve got an amazing costume. Nobody gets it. I just look gay.
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I always do this. Think I’ve got an amazing costume. Nobody gets it. I just look gay.
It was Fagatha all along 💜
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It was Fagatha all along 💜
Shower’s been outta commission for four days; feels like forever ago since I showered.
an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...
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October 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Shower’s been outta commission for four days; feels like forever ago since I showered.
Hey guys! New work tip.
Don’t wanna do something? “That’s out of scope.”
Follow for more advice
Don’t wanna do something? “That’s out of scope.”
Follow for more advice
October 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hey guys! New work tip.
Don’t wanna do something? “That’s out of scope.”
Follow for more advice
Don’t wanna do something? “That’s out of scope.”
Follow for more advice
I saw Goody Proctor stanky leg with the devil.
a cartoon drawing of a man wearing an orange shirt and black pants
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October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I saw Goody Proctor stanky leg with the devil.
What are all yalls favorite spooky pop songs?
a person with a pumpkin on their head is dancing in a cemetery
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October 16, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What are all yalls favorite spooky pop songs?
We don’t have a full length mirror and I pose like dumb dumb
October 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We don’t have a full length mirror and I pose like dumb dumb
Agatha Harkness on the witches road costume thoughts?
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Agatha Harkness on the witches road costume thoughts?
What dress size am I?
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What dress size am I?
Building does trick/treat for work children each yr. We decorate office suite; team deciding between Minecraft or Halloween Disco (“murder on the dance floor”).
Last I knew the blockheads were favoring the block heads and that’s a real shame.
Last I knew the blockheads were favoring the block heads and that’s a real shame.
October 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Building does trick/treat for work children each yr. We decorate office suite; team deciding between Minecraft or Halloween Disco (“murder on the dance floor”).
Last I knew the blockheads were favoring the block heads and that’s a real shame.
Last I knew the blockheads were favoring the block heads and that’s a real shame.
Deleted my noods; literally showing my most vulnerable bits and there hasn’t been enough recognition to make it worth it.
October 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Deleted my noods; literally showing my most vulnerable bits and there hasn’t been enough recognition to make it worth it.