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Santa’s Third Ho
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏻 He/Him
Man, this place is wild. Dump starts war! Here’s a hard cock! Here’s a soft cock! AI is bad! Look at my hole. 🏒🥅
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Once annual reminder that there is an alt
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Planet Fitness is supposed to be a judgement free zone.
About to get real annoyed with all the new year, new me peeps at the gym. Take the wheel!
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Watching “The Thursday Murder Club” and feeling things for Pierce Brosnan and I
Will
Not
Apologize
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Happy New Year!

As the song says, forget old aquaintances.

Hi, who are you?
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I’m a master at negative self talk. I should write a book.
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
How’s everyone getting the cute colored background photos??
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Will 2026 be the year I finally commit to using journals?

Or is this just holiday taint delusion?
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
But for real, my forearm has for a few weeks now has felt sore, like if been lifting weights every day, and sometimes it hurts to even carry something 😭
My jorkin arm is hurting which is odd cause I ain’t been jorkin lately
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My jorkin arm is hurting which is odd cause I ain’t been jorkin lately
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
A melancholy hangs gentle in the air, placed with precision like a shiny strand of tinsel. A small glint that can catch your eye, when looked upon blends in with its surroundings yet reflects you upon yourself.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
It’s been so long that I’ve sat and read an entire book in a single day… I know Nicholas Sparks may be a “pulp” author, but I am so engrossed in “Remain”.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Found a tiki bar in Playa del Carmen and of course I ordered a zoom id lol what zombie I ordered a zoo id im on id 99’z zoom view omg

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEE-Ee-eeee what’s in your head in your heaeaeaead zombie zombie
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Mexican-owned business idea: Chicken Itza

(The birth of this idea is an hysterical story that feels too long to tell)
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’ve seen all shapes of male body at this hotel pool and for once I feel comfortable at a pool
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sacrificing sleep for boy aquarium
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Taking best friend applications.
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
To Dorian Gay thyself, create two accounts: one for thoughts and one for thots
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Shame upon @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov for representing a public official and not using Alt text on images.
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I did the bluesky year in review thing and apparently I’m a simp for @localswampgay.bsky.social and I’m not sure he knows I exist 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
He came upon a midnight queer.
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey gay, go drink a glass of water. You’ll feel better.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m realizing more and more the importance of a chosen family, but I’m not confident I have one.
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Who drunk? Me drunk!
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
In a post-capitalist society, what skills are you bringing the commune?
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM