Santa’s Third Ho
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
Man, this place is wild. Dump starts war! Here’s a hard cock! Here’s a soft cock! AI is bad! Look at my hole. 🏒🥅
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Man, this place is wild. Dump starts war! Here’s a hard cock! Here’s a soft cock! AI is bad! Look at my hole. 🏒🥅
Once annual reminder that there is an alt
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Once annual reminder that there is an alt
Planet Fitness is supposed to be a judgement free zone.
About to get real annoyed with all the new year, new me peeps at the gym. Take the wheel!
January 2, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Planet Fitness is supposed to be a judgement free zone.
Watching “The Thursday Murder Club” and feeling things for Pierce Brosnan and I
Will
Not
Apologize
Will
Not
Apologize
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Watching “The Thursday Murder Club” and feeling things for Pierce Brosnan and I
Will
Not
Apologize
Will
Not
Apologize
Happy New Year!
As the song says, forget old aquaintances.
Hi, who are you?
As the song says, forget old aquaintances.
Hi, who are you?
January 1, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Happy New Year!
As the song says, forget old aquaintances.
Hi, who are you?
As the song says, forget old aquaintances.
Hi, who are you?
I’m a master at negative self talk. I should write a book.
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m a master at negative self talk. I should write a book.
How’s everyone getting the cute colored background photos??
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How’s everyone getting the cute colored background photos??
Will 2026 be the year I finally commit to using journals?
Or is this just holiday taint delusion?
Or is this just holiday taint delusion?
December 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Will 2026 be the year I finally commit to using journals?
Or is this just holiday taint delusion?
Or is this just holiday taint delusion?
But for real, my forearm has for a few weeks now has felt sore, like if been lifting weights every day, and sometimes it hurts to even carry something 😭
My jorkin arm is hurting which is odd cause I ain’t been jorkin lately
December 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
But for real, my forearm has for a few weeks now has felt sore, like if been lifting weights every day, and sometimes it hurts to even carry something 😭
My jorkin arm is hurting which is odd cause I ain’t been jorkin lately
December 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My jorkin arm is hurting which is odd cause I ain’t been jorkin lately
A melancholy hangs gentle in the air, placed with precision like a shiny strand of tinsel. A small glint that can catch your eye, when looked upon blends in with its surroundings yet reflects you upon yourself.
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
A melancholy hangs gentle in the air, placed with precision like a shiny strand of tinsel. A small glint that can catch your eye, when looked upon blends in with its surroundings yet reflects you upon yourself.
It’s been so long that I’ve sat and read an entire book in a single day… I know Nicholas Sparks may be a “pulp” author, but I am so engrossed in “Remain”.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s been so long that I’ve sat and read an entire book in a single day… I know Nicholas Sparks may be a “pulp” author, but I am so engrossed in “Remain”.
Found a tiki bar in Playa del Carmen and of course I ordered a zoom id lol what zombie I ordered a zoo id im on id 99’z zoom view omg
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEE-Ee-eeee what’s in your head in your heaeaeaead zombie zombie
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEE-Ee-eeee what’s in your head in your heaeaeaead zombie zombie
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Found a tiki bar in Playa del Carmen and of course I ordered a zoom id lol what zombie I ordered a zoo id im on id 99’z zoom view omg
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEE-Ee-eeee what’s in your head in your heaeaeaead zombie zombie
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBEE-Ee-eeee what’s in your head in your heaeaeaead zombie zombie
Mexican-owned business idea: Chicken Itza
(The birth of this idea is an hysterical story that feels too long to tell)
(The birth of this idea is an hysterical story that feels too long to tell)
December 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Mexican-owned business idea: Chicken Itza
(The birth of this idea is an hysterical story that feels too long to tell)
(The birth of this idea is an hysterical story that feels too long to tell)
I’ve seen all shapes of male body at this hotel pool and for once I feel comfortable at a pool
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ve seen all shapes of male body at this hotel pool and for once I feel comfortable at a pool
Sacrificing sleep for boy aquarium
December 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Sacrificing sleep for boy aquarium
Taking best friend applications.
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Taking best friend applications.
To Dorian Gay thyself, create two accounts: one for thoughts and one for thots
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To Dorian Gay thyself, create two accounts: one for thoughts and one for thots
Shame upon @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov for representing a public official and not using Alt text on images.
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Shame upon @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov for representing a public official and not using Alt text on images.
I did the bluesky year in review thing and apparently I’m a simp for @localswampgay.bsky.social and I’m not sure he knows I exist 😭
December 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I did the bluesky year in review thing and apparently I’m a simp for @localswampgay.bsky.social and I’m not sure he knows I exist 😭
He came upon a midnight queer.
December 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He came upon a midnight queer.
Hey gay, go drink a glass of water. You’ll feel better.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hey gay, go drink a glass of water. You’ll feel better.
I’m realizing more and more the importance of a chosen family, but I’m not confident I have one.
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’m realizing more and more the importance of a chosen family, but I’m not confident I have one.
Who drunk? Me drunk!
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Who drunk? Me drunk!
In a post-capitalist society, what skills are you bringing the commune?
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
In a post-capitalist society, what skills are you bringing the commune?