Call me Goody Proctor
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
Feed me please??
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Feed me please??
(Insert “go piss girl” meme)
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
(Insert “go piss girl” meme)
“Away, Ina Manger!” Is how I read that and now I don’t know if Ina Manger is a good drag name or not
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
“Away, Ina Manger!” Is how I read that and now I don’t know if Ina Manger is a good drag name or not
I’m glad it’s his old song and not the boohoo baby song from this year
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m glad it’s his old song and not the boohoo baby song from this year
I’m seeing the bad turtle from Mario (blanking on name)
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I’m seeing the bad turtle from Mario (blanking on name)
Does “The Goonies” count? 🧐
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Does “The Goonies” count? 🧐
They didn’t actually work
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
They didn’t actually work
I would love to give belly rubs.
November 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I would love to give belly rubs.
Well, can I come in then? I don’t want a cold willy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well, can I come in then? I don’t want a cold willy.
Well, I don’t understand why you’re not sharing your furry tummy on a blastoise
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well, I don’t understand why you’re not sharing your furry tummy on a blastoise
Just like the real world 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just like the real world 🥰
Get naked and dance in the alley behind your work!? On it!
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Get naked and dance in the alley behind your work!? On it!
Catch me snoring real fast 😴
November 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Catch me snoring real fast 😴
What is worse: flurries or furries?
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
What is worse: flurries or furries?
I see several pillows not being used
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I see several pillows not being used
The capitalists never stop to think about how making everything unaffordable means people will stop buying your thing…
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The capitalists never stop to think about how making everything unaffordable means people will stop buying your thing…