Call me Goody Proctor
@micarebear.bsky.social
I’m a pumpkin-spiced loser. AuDHD. Sad boy summer, autumn, winter, spring. I like crows.
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
👨🏼🤝👨🏻 He/Him
But I’m having wet dreams?
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But I’m having wet dreams?
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
November 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Marry me and get a lunatic who harvested municipal cone flowers to collect seeds
I miss her so much 🥺
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I miss her so much 🥺
It was Fagatha all along 💜
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It was Fagatha all along 💜
We don’t have a full length mirror and I pose like dumb dumb
October 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We don’t have a full length mirror and I pose like dumb dumb
Agatha Harkness on the witches road costume thoughts?
October 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Agatha Harkness on the witches road costume thoughts?
We homo’d a portion of the yard at lunch and got sweat-y
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
We homo’d a portion of the yard at lunch and got sweat-y
“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
“Where are you rapture? Why can’t I find you?
Interestingly, I have got a dick who wants to be touched by friends
September 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Interestingly, I have got a dick who wants to be touched by friends
Two hours rubbing my wood I’m covered in it
September 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Two hours rubbing my wood I’m covered in it
I DIY’d, now time to die? 🤔
September 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I DIY’d, now time to die? 🤔
Doing dude stuff in the shed
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Doing dude stuff in the shed
If all the white folx stop going to Cracker Barrel, I can finally enjoy my old timer’s in peace without all the fake Christianity bullshit 😌
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If all the white folx stop going to Cracker Barrel, I can finally enjoy my old timer’s in peace without all the fake Christianity bullshit 😌
Me trying to breathe in this humidity. It’s 70°F! Why am I sweating!? 😭😭😭😭
August 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Me trying to breathe in this humidity. It’s 70°F! Why am I sweating!? 😭😭😭😭
You and @ other Sean out here only including me when you need something.
(Pretend I knew how to scribble out “IKEA” and write “TIM”)
(Pretend I knew how to scribble out “IKEA” and write “TIM”)
August 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You and @ other Sean out here only including me when you need something.
(Pretend I knew how to scribble out “IKEA” and write “TIM”)
(Pretend I knew how to scribble out “IKEA” and write “TIM”)
I trimmed the beard ☺️
August 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I trimmed the beard ☺️
I absolutely love these Bomb Pop Extreme Fire Cherry flavor
August 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I absolutely love these Bomb Pop Extreme Fire Cherry flavor
I had two alcohols and I’m goofy.
This bear gets me. Quiero jugar con algunos amigos, y yo también montar mis amigos 🫢
Me encanto montar los caballeros 😉
This bear gets me. Quiero jugar con algunos amigos, y yo también montar mis amigos 🫢
Me encanto montar los caballeros 😉
July 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I had two alcohols and I’m goofy.
This bear gets me. Quiero jugar con algunos amigos, y yo también montar mis amigos 🫢
Me encanto montar los caballeros 😉
This bear gets me. Quiero jugar con algunos amigos, y yo también montar mis amigos 🫢
Me encanto montar los caballeros 😉
It’s my favorite person’s birthday (@misonnyside.bsky.social) and Sean: I love you so much. I am so proud of you and everything you have accomplished. I am constantly in awe of the work you do and the impact you make.
I know she is proud of you, too. 💜🧡
I know she is proud of you, too. 💜🧡
July 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s my favorite person’s birthday (@misonnyside.bsky.social) and Sean: I love you so much. I am so proud of you and everything you have accomplished. I am constantly in awe of the work you do and the impact you make.
I know she is proud of you, too. 💜🧡
I know she is proud of you, too. 💜🧡
Pacific to Eastern travel always funks me up.
Picture is unrelated to the above statement
Picture is unrelated to the above statement
July 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pacific to Eastern travel always funks me up.
Picture is unrelated to the above statement
Picture is unrelated to the above statement
Mayhem is … submitting a message to the interactive message board before Mayhem to ask Sean to marry me.
July 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mayhem is … submitting a message to the interactive message board before Mayhem to ask Sean to marry me.
I did a haircut but I’m not sure my powers are restored
July 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I did a haircut but I’m not sure my powers are restored
This is “dont touch me” level of humidititties.
July 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
This is “dont touch me” level of humidititties.
Company does crazy big work picnic; it’s during the week and we have to go. I’m on the decorations committee. The theme this year was Wizard of Oz.
July 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Company does crazy big work picnic; it’s during the week and we have to go. I’m on the decorations committee. The theme this year was Wizard of Oz.
