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Uncle Scotter
@dinosaucerous.bsky.social
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🔞 account. 🚬 & 🏳️‍🌈Aquarium enthusiast (fish prison warden) || vidja games (Pokemon❤️❤️❤️) || stoner || Godzilla || Leather & Rubber || Mental Health Veteran ||
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Gladly Bro
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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My favorite group has a song about what we are currently going through in our country. Because they went through this in Russia about 10 years ago.
TRRST by Ic3peak (Icepeak) A song about being labeled a terrorist by the government, just for speaking out against them. Being put on a Russian Black List for doing so.
September 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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WHY ARE EGG WHITES AN ANAL LUBRICANT?! Why are you trying to kill me?!?!?!
July 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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I realized, I haven't posted smut in while. Lemme change that!
July 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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When you're stoned and singing along to the opening score to Clair Obscur
I am wrapped in a blanket like it's a headcover and shawl. I am grasping the blanket in front of my neck while singing along to the musical score playing.
May 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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When you're redoing the plants in your aquarium. You look over and see your fish like this:
The Skeksis Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal. His robes and jewels have been ripped off of his body. He is naked, breathing heavy in terror, and clinging to the wall with his belongings strewn around him.
May 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Welp. I am hooked
Andy from Toy Story is dropping Woody (with the game poster for Baldur's Gate 3 overlaid over Woody). The game Clair Obscur Expedition 33 in front of Andy. The Andy is saying in a monotone voice "I don't want to play with you anymore."
May 2, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I know I told you I was "playing games" (and technically Planet Coaster 2 is on the TV), but I'm really reading science articles and edging.
February 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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If you see this, quote a screenshot of the Top 10 songs of your On Repeat playlist on #Spotify!
Top songs on repeat on Spotify. 1) Frog in Love by Ic3peak 2) eat, sleep, slay, repeat by HorsegiirL 3) My barn, my rules by HorsegiirL 4) crystallized by poppy 5) by Ic3peak 6) obsessed by HorsegiirL 7) my little white pony by horsegiirL 8) poacher poacher by Bananaslama 9) like moon, like sun by ic3peak 10) take it off by HorsegiirL
February 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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January 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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If they ever put D'Vorah into a Mortal Kombat movie. I know it would never happen, but I can only see Rose McGowan playing her. It's like her Mirror self.
D'Vorah (The Hive Queen) from Mortal Kombat
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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My cousin: "Why does this look like Agatha All Along?"
Scene from the show Sketchy Queens parodying Sunset BLVD. Young curly haired boy driving an old timey car. Jinxx in drag in black and white.
November 20, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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This is literally what I hear in my head when I listen to this song
November 5, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #366,195!

Wow. Didn't realize I was that early on.
September 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
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Putting some of my clothes away while I move. I live in FL so I don't get to wear it as much, but I fucking love my 'fur' coats. So much.
Me standing in the bathroom mirror, showing off my faux fur coat. My closest guess would be snow leopard or some kind of snow carnivore. Grrrr. Rawr.
September 8, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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I want to run screaming through my old apartment complex "RUN! THE PLOW IS HERE! RUN! IT'S MOVING DAY!..."
Auntie Shrew telling Mrs. Brisby that it is moving day. *from the secret of Nimh*
September 7, 2024 at 1:18 PM
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Headline: "Subway announces a new price for footlongs as it enters the value menu wars" (Article): New York (CNN)- It's not $5, but subway is bringing back cheap footlongs and joining the fast food value menu wars. Beginning August 26Th, Subway will sell any footlong sandwich for $6.99- a steep discount considering that some footlongs can cost $14 in some cities. It's the privately held chain's latest attempt at luring back customers who are balking at rising fast food prices and spending less when they do go out."
August 27, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, that isn't a selfie.
The secret of Nimh Jeremy the crow is talking to Mrs. Brisby Mrs. Brisby: "Jeremy, what on earth?..." Jeremy "I'm in disguise. *laughs and shushes.*"
August 21, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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Tell me these are the trump kids.
Luigi, Amber Sweet, and Pavi standing next to each other right after their Father died. Talking about how they will divide up the company among themselves.
July 18, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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100% completely agree, and to add to that. The orange ones kids:
Luigi, Amber, and Pavi from Repo! The Genetic Opera. Strangly looking like trumps kids.
July 18, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Baby Alpaca photos scam. "This isn’t really a scam, a similar version of this “scam” can be found anywhere: basically, women dressed up in traditional clothes will ask to take a photo with you, or if you want to pet their baby llama after they will demand a fee for this. It should be no more than 10-20 sol. I have seen some situations where someone will pressure a tourist to put the baby llama in their hands or ask them to pet it, and then demand payment for it – Basically, if you pet a llama in Peru it’s never for free unless you’re in the countryside!"
June 18, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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I really do have such a sexy beta
Gay with a new hair cut, glasses, nose ring, and a My Hero Academia shirt on. He's got such adorable dimples
June 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM