Al Dente Dart (he/they)🔞🐦⬛🏳️🌈
@deejdart.bsky.social
Queer
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
I’m probably going to say something I shouldn’t
Disaster encoded
Seattle-CapHill
Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo
Pinned
Fuck the patriarchy, have gay sex
Imma little stoned and just realized I'm technically a NDNB.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Imma little stoned and just realized I'm technically a NDNB.
Still cute with a hat...
He was very drunk, like burping alcohol drunk. I should have walked out, but I didn't. I know him in analog
He was very drunk, like burping alcohol drunk. I should have walked out, but I didn't. I know him in analog
January 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Still cute with a hat...
He was very drunk, like burping alcohol drunk. I should have walked out, but I didn't. I know him in analog
He was very drunk, like burping alcohol drunk. I should have walked out, but I didn't. I know him in analog
Got a haircut and beard trim.
At least the splitends are taken care of and the beard has a shape.
At least the splitends are taken care of and the beard has a shape.
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Got a haircut and beard trim.
At least the splitends are taken care of and the beard has a shape.
At least the splitends are taken care of and the beard has a shape.
The Borg Collective would fall apart about the time they assimilated me. There's no way I could deal with that kind of crowd and then my distinctiveness being added to the Whole?
Yea...
Yea...
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Borg Collective would fall apart about the time they assimilated me. There's no way I could deal with that kind of crowd and then my distinctiveness being added to the Whole?
Yea...
Yea...
You have to admit, it really weird that meat thinks
January 10, 2026 at 6:28 PM
You have to admit, it really weird that meat thinks
If we're in a simulation, then reincarnation is just a new skin download
January 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
If we're in a simulation, then reincarnation is just a new skin download
I'm in a mood, but I don't know what it is or how to explain it.
My mental health is trending well and I'm feeling emotions a bit more clearly. Hell, I've been happy. Legitimately happy, several times this week.
It feels like a jagged burgundy angry productive energy that doesn't know where to go
My mental health is trending well and I'm feeling emotions a bit more clearly. Hell, I've been happy. Legitimately happy, several times this week.
It feels like a jagged burgundy angry productive energy that doesn't know where to go
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I'm in a mood, but I don't know what it is or how to explain it.
My mental health is trending well and I'm feeling emotions a bit more clearly. Hell, I've been happy. Legitimately happy, several times this week.
It feels like a jagged burgundy angry productive energy that doesn't know where to go
My mental health is trending well and I'm feeling emotions a bit more clearly. Hell, I've been happy. Legitimately happy, several times this week.
It feels like a jagged burgundy angry productive energy that doesn't know where to go
Know what Pinky, I think I really should take over the world.
a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying " pinky are you pondering what i 'm pondering "
ALT: a cartoon of pinky and the brain saying " pinky are you pondering what i 'm pondering "
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Know what Pinky, I think I really should take over the world.
Slightly diminish a band:
Imagine Lizards
Imagine Lizards
Slightly diminish a band:
The Meandering Stones
The Meandering Stones
Slightly diminish a band:
Splenda Ray
Splenda Ray
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Imagine Lizards
Imagine Lizards
For all you know, your steak knife could glow blue in the presence of orcs
January 10, 2026 at 12:26 AM
For all you know, your steak knife could glow blue in the presence of orcs
Juno Internet
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Juno Internet
I have trust and intimacy issues
I understand how I got to this place and I'm trying to trust and being actually open.
I have to remind myself that my community knows me and accepts me. That I'm not one lost secret away from losing everything. I have made a safe space for myself
I understand how I got to this place and I'm trying to trust and being actually open.
I have to remind myself that my community knows me and accepts me. That I'm not one lost secret away from losing everything. I have made a safe space for myself
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I have trust and intimacy issues
I understand how I got to this place and I'm trying to trust and being actually open.
I have to remind myself that my community knows me and accepts me. That I'm not one lost secret away from losing everything. I have made a safe space for myself
I understand how I got to this place and I'm trying to trust and being actually open.
I have to remind myself that my community knows me and accepts me. That I'm not one lost secret away from losing everything. I have made a safe space for myself
I heard a creator say this morning, "sometimes the butterflies in your stomach are your fight or flight, you don't know the difference because you've never experienced love without anxiety."
Been sitting with that
Been sitting with that
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I heard a creator say this morning, "sometimes the butterflies in your stomach are your fight or flight, you don't know the difference because you've never experienced love without anxiety."
Been sitting with that
Been sitting with that
It's my weekend
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
It's my weekend
Once you start, you can never stop
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Once you start, you can never stop
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
wow really helpful, thank you new york times
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The number of people using their cell phone will driveing on icey roads is way too high. What the fuck is wrong with you people
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
The number of people using their cell phone will driveing on icey roads is way too high. What the fuck is wrong with you people
I am so delighted with my new pipe!!
Large bowl, robust, an amazing color. Check out the artist's shop!!
www.etsy.com/shop/FluidCr...
Large bowl, robust, an amazing color. Check out the artist's shop!!
www.etsy.com/shop/FluidCr...
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I am so delighted with my new pipe!!
Large bowl, robust, an amazing color. Check out the artist's shop!!
www.etsy.com/shop/FluidCr...
Large bowl, robust, an amazing color. Check out the artist's shop!!
www.etsy.com/shop/FluidCr...
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five years later and it's truer than ever
January 8, 2026 at 11:44 PM
five years later and it's truer than ever
well now I want grits
January 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
well now I want grits
I just realized that “David Bowie” is the best description of my gender
January 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I just realized that “David Bowie” is the best description of my gender
It’s impressive that they’ve managed to make autocorrect worse
Don’t predict my test, I’m a chaos demon
Don’t predict my test, I’m a chaos demon
January 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
It’s impressive that they’ve managed to make autocorrect worse
Don’t predict my test, I’m a chaos demon
Don’t predict my test, I’m a chaos demon
Throwback Thursday
January 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Throwback Thursday
My new pipe I got from myself was just delivered.
Please stay posted
Please stay posted
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
My new pipe I got from myself was just delivered.
Please stay posted
Please stay posted
Which would be more effective in espionage: an every person or someone that stands out?
Sure every person is camouflage through similarity, but no one assumes the one who draws attention to be nefarious
Sure every person is camouflage through similarity, but no one assumes the one who draws attention to be nefarious
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Which would be more effective in espionage: an every person or someone that stands out?
Sure every person is camouflage through similarity, but no one assumes the one who draws attention to be nefarious
Sure every person is camouflage through similarity, but no one assumes the one who draws attention to be nefarious