Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
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I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
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Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Please don't call this a distraction.
Kidnapping and starting a war is not a distraction, it's a different crime. At present, it's the most recent crime.
Most serious? Who even knows at this point.
But this level of severity means it's not a mere distraction.
Kidnapping and starting a war is not a distraction, it's a different crime. At present, it's the most recent crime.
Most serious? Who even knows at this point.
But this level of severity means it's not a mere distraction.
Either the US has a constitution, or it does not.
The Maduro regime posed no threat to the people of the United States. The Trump regime is illegally going to war without authorization.
It’s a distraction from his corruption and his pedophilia scandal.
The Maduro regime posed no threat to the people of the United States. The Trump regime is illegally going to war without authorization.
It’s a distraction from his corruption and his pedophilia scandal.
January 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Please don't call this a distraction.
Kidnapping and starting a war is not a distraction, it's a different crime. At present, it's the most recent crime.
Most serious? Who even knows at this point.
But this level of severity means it's not a mere distraction.
Kidnapping and starting a war is not a distraction, it's a different crime. At present, it's the most recent crime.
Most serious? Who even knows at this point.
But this level of severity means it's not a mere distraction.
I am sophisticated.
January 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I am sophisticated.
I get that Josh O'Connor is having a moment but can that moment pass already?
He's not a bad actor, I've just never seen a Josh O'Connor performance where I didn't say "I wonder what this would have been like with anyone else in the role."
He's not a bad actor, I've just never seen a Josh O'Connor performance where I didn't say "I wonder what this would have been like with anyone else in the role."
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I get that Josh O'Connor is having a moment but can that moment pass already?
He's not a bad actor, I've just never seen a Josh O'Connor performance where I didn't say "I wonder what this would have been like with anyone else in the role."
He's not a bad actor, I've just never seen a Josh O'Connor performance where I didn't say "I wonder what this would have been like with anyone else in the role."
My job is actually really cool (even if I complain) and I regret to inform you that a very cool thing is happening and I can give you no details.
There's also an important (but optional) thing happening but I have decided to just go on zoom because I have a link and that means not going into the office.
I thought I didn't have to work until Monday but it turns out I have to work today.
Rude.
Rude.
January 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My job is actually really cool (even if I complain) and I regret to inform you that a very cool thing is happening and I can give you no details.
There's also an important (but optional) thing happening but I have decided to just go on zoom because I have a link and that means not going into the office.
I thought I didn't have to work until Monday but it turns out I have to work today.
Rude.
Rude.
January 2, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There's also an important (but optional) thing happening but I have decided to just go on zoom because I have a link and that means not going into the office.
I thought I didn't have to work until Monday but it turns out I have to work today.
Rude.
Rude.
January 2, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I thought I didn't have to work until Monday but it turns out I have to work today.
Rude.
Rude.
"I can do car fun"
Sir, we are both over six feet and I drive a Hyundai Elantra, we cannot do car fun I assure you.
Sir, we are both over six feet and I drive a Hyundai Elantra, we cannot do car fun I assure you.
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
"I can do car fun"
Sir, we are both over six feet and I drive a Hyundai Elantra, we cannot do car fun I assure you.
Sir, we are both over six feet and I drive a Hyundai Elantra, we cannot do car fun I assure you.
Alright, let's do it, why not, games finished in 2026:
Batman: A Telltale Series
Holy graphical glitches, Batman! There was one point where a character model just didn't load, and whatever filter was used to make things out of focus rendered things wrong. Maybe it was a PS4 on PS5 problem.
Batman: A Telltale Series
Holy graphical glitches, Batman! There was one point where a character model just didn't load, and whatever filter was used to make things out of focus rendered things wrong. Maybe it was a PS4 on PS5 problem.
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Alright, let's do it, why not, games finished in 2026:
Batman: A Telltale Series
Holy graphical glitches, Batman! There was one point where a character model just didn't load, and whatever filter was used to make things out of focus rendered things wrong. Maybe it was a PS4 on PS5 problem.
Batman: A Telltale Series
Holy graphical glitches, Batman! There was one point where a character model just didn't load, and whatever filter was used to make things out of focus rendered things wrong. Maybe it was a PS4 on PS5 problem.
We've got the board game Rebound and a Dodge Caravan on ice.
Two separate things.
Two separate things.
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
We've got the board game Rebound and a Dodge Caravan on ice.
Two separate things.
Two separate things.
Okay let's actually add some others I've had sticking around that I've wanted to play and just haven't:
Valkyrie Profile
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
SaGa Frontier
Tactics Ogre
Valkyrie Profile
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
SaGa Frontier
Tactics Ogre
Alright I'm setting some game goals right now. I will definitely finish:
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Lost Odyssey
That's some stuff that has been sitting around.
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker
Lost Odyssey
That's some stuff that has been sitting around.
January 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Okay let's actually add some others I've had sticking around that I've wanted to play and just haven't:
Valkyrie Profile
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
SaGa Frontier
Tactics Ogre
Valkyrie Profile
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
SaGa Frontier
Tactics Ogre
Starting 2026 with possibly more hair than I need.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Starting 2026 with possibly more hair than I need.
One of my goals for 2026 is to play more games and maybe I'm going to have to play through all of the PS3 games that have just been lying around for...
...a longer period of time that I'm comfortable admitting.
...a longer period of time that I'm comfortable admitting.
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
One of my goals for 2026 is to play more games and maybe I'm going to have to play through all of the PS3 games that have just been lying around for...
...a longer period of time that I'm comfortable admitting.
...a longer period of time that I'm comfortable admitting.
I made this joke and then realized that I was not set up to think I'm pretty.
Chubby nerd kid in a small town, baby.
Chubby nerd kid in a small town, baby.
Every so often I find out a friend of mine was telling people I'm good looking and I think "why were you setting them up for disappointment?"
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I made this joke and then realized that I was not set up to think I'm pretty.
Chubby nerd kid in a small town, baby.
Chubby nerd kid in a small town, baby.
Every so often I find out a friend of mine was telling people I'm good looking and I think "why were you setting them up for disappointment?"
January 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Every so often I find out a friend of mine was telling people I'm good looking and I think "why were you setting them up for disappointment?"
Personal top 5 movies from 2025 watched in 2025:
No Other Choice
Sinners
Sentimental Value
Good Boy
Naked Gun
No Other Choice
Sinners
Sentimental Value
Good Boy
Naked Gun
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Personal top 5 movies from 2025 watched in 2025:
No Other Choice
Sinners
Sentimental Value
Good Boy
Naked Gun
No Other Choice
Sinners
Sentimental Value
Good Boy
Naked Gun
Happy new year from the central time zone!
January 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Happy new year from the central time zone!
I like how I'm gonna have to keep my old PC chuggin' along because all of the parts are now a billion dollars.
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I like how I'm gonna have to keep my old PC chuggin' along because all of the parts are now a billion dollars.
I think I was out of step with a lot of people when it comes to movies in 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I think I was out of step with a lot of people when it comes to movies in 2025.
How is Ricky Gervais making a special when James Acaster already killed him?
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
How is Ricky Gervais making a special when James Acaster already killed him?
Heated Rivalry Opinion:
Swapping the casting of Juice Bar Kip and Catering Boss would have made it more interesting.
Maybe I just think Brandon Ash Mohammed is hotter than Robbie G.K.
Swapping the casting of Juice Bar Kip and Catering Boss would have made it more interesting.
Maybe I just think Brandon Ash Mohammed is hotter than Robbie G.K.
December 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Heated Rivalry Opinion:
Swapping the casting of Juice Bar Kip and Catering Boss would have made it more interesting.
Maybe I just think Brandon Ash Mohammed is hotter than Robbie G.K.
Swapping the casting of Juice Bar Kip and Catering Boss would have made it more interesting.
Maybe I just think Brandon Ash Mohammed is hotter than Robbie G.K.
My plan to play more games is connected to a plan to play games that I've had lying around for ages.
Anyway damn Telltale Batman is rough. Playing it on PS5 might not help.
Anyway damn Telltale Batman is rough. Playing it on PS5 might not help.
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My plan to play more games is connected to a plan to play games that I've had lying around for ages.
Anyway damn Telltale Batman is rough. Playing it on PS5 might not help.
Anyway damn Telltale Batman is rough. Playing it on PS5 might not help.
Nardwuar is getting the Order of Canada and really this is why we can be proud of our nation.
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nardwuar is getting the Order of Canada and really this is why we can be proud of our nation.
Should I be a dude who does a "games finished in 2026" thread?
December 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Should I be a dude who does a "games finished in 2026" thread?
Frankly I've seen the numbers and I might have to downgrade to 720p this year.
My New Year's Resolution is 1080p.
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Frankly I've seen the numbers and I might have to downgrade to 720p this year.
I was photographing a Saskatchewan Roughriders game and the photographer standing beside me was tackled when the play went off the sidelines.
In the broadcast you could see me kind of jump when I realized what happened.
In the broadcast you could see me kind of jump when I realized what happened.
December 31, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I was photographing a Saskatchewan Roughriders game and the photographer standing beside me was tackled when the play went off the sidelines.
In the broadcast you could see me kind of jump when I realized what happened.
In the broadcast you could see me kind of jump when I realized what happened.