Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
Pinned
What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Me yesterday: "I don't feel like taking my laptop home."
Me, looking at the blizzard outside: "Maybe not my best move."
Me, looking at the blizzard outside: "Maybe not my best move."
February 18, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Me yesterday: "I don't feel like taking my laptop home."
Me, looking at the blizzard outside: "Maybe not my best move."
Me, looking at the blizzard outside: "Maybe not my best move."
Of all of crimes, minor inconveniences for cats are considered particularly heinous. These are their stories.
Law and Order: Special Kittens Unit.
Law and Order: Special Kittens Unit.
February 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Of all of crimes, minor inconveniences for cats are considered particularly heinous. These are their stories.
Law and Order: Special Kittens Unit.
Law and Order: Special Kittens Unit.
Hat Watch 2026!
The man who gave me this hat was astoundingly hot and I want to kiss him but I don't know if he would be interested.
The man who gave me this hat was astoundingly hot and I want to kiss him but I don't know if he would be interested.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hat Watch 2026!
The man who gave me this hat was astoundingly hot and I want to kiss him but I don't know if he would be interested.
The man who gave me this hat was astoundingly hot and I want to kiss him but I don't know if he would be interested.
The official year of me and the boys.
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The official year of me and the boys.
Grindr becomes a topic at work.
Youth: "Well I know you're not using it, unless you're... stepping out."
Me: "Eh."
Youth: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Youth: "Well I know you're not using it, unless you're... stepping out."
Me: "Eh."
Youth: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
February 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Grindr becomes a topic at work.
Youth: "Well I know you're not using it, unless you're... stepping out."
Me: "Eh."
Youth: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Youth: "Well I know you're not using it, unless you're... stepping out."
Me: "Eh."
Youth: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
I am kind of surprised and concerned that there are still over 5k Adolphs out there. Feels like world events and the passage of time should have cut that down even more.
By the always excellent Erin Davis, a chart of the first names that have seen the greatest (estimated) drop in living Americans with that name. Much more here, including an interactive to look the trends for any first name: erdavis.com/2026/02/16/i...
February 17, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I am kind of surprised and concerned that there are still over 5k Adolphs out there. Feels like world events and the passage of time should have cut that down even more.
Every time someone has an AI-positive take there should be a designated person that goes "lol eat shit, nerd" and then nobody else engages with it.
February 17, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Every time someone has an AI-positive take there should be a designated person that goes "lol eat shit, nerd" and then nobody else engages with it.
Paul W.S. Anderson sure loves a death hallway.
(Watching Event Horizon, recently watched Resident Evil.)
(Watching Event Horizon, recently watched Resident Evil.)
February 17, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Paul W.S. Anderson sure loves a death hallway.
(Watching Event Horizon, recently watched Resident Evil.)
(Watching Event Horizon, recently watched Resident Evil.)
Blackthorne and August are boyfriends in Final Fantasy XVI.
February 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Blackthorne and August are boyfriends in Final Fantasy XVI.
Favorite game that got a 75 or less on Metacritic.
Legitimately my favorite game of that generation, and everyone else finally realized I was right when it hit PS4.
Legitimately my favorite game of that generation, and everyone else finally realized I was right when it hit PS4.
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Favorite game that got a 75 or less on Metacritic.
Legitimately my favorite game of that generation, and everyone else finally realized I was right when it hit PS4.
Legitimately my favorite game of that generation, and everyone else finally realized I was right when it hit PS4.
Respect the Forza Horizon ad that pops up on the PS5 just showing a version of my actual car.
"Hey buddy, you should buy our game because your car is in it. That would be fun, wouldn't it? You could just drive your own car but on the TV."
"Hey buddy, you should buy our game because your car is in it. That would be fun, wouldn't it? You could just drive your own car but on the TV."
February 16, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Respect the Forza Horizon ad that pops up on the PS5 just showing a version of my actual car.
"Hey buddy, you should buy our game because your car is in it. That would be fun, wouldn't it? You could just drive your own car but on the TV."
"Hey buddy, you should buy our game because your car is in it. That would be fun, wouldn't it? You could just drive your own car but on the TV."
"Hey this bearded person in a skirt is pretty cute..."
"...oh it's an Orthodox minister nevermind."
"...oh it's an Orthodox minister nevermind."
February 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"Hey this bearded person in a skirt is pretty cute..."
"...oh it's an Orthodox minister nevermind."
"...oh it's an Orthodox minister nevermind."
The sad realization that I should probably get rid of several T-shirts that I have.
Basically anything where I hesitate before putting it on, I think.
Basically anything where I hesitate before putting it on, I think.
February 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The sad realization that I should probably get rid of several T-shirts that I have.
Basically anything where I hesitate before putting it on, I think.
Basically anything where I hesitate before putting it on, I think.
Hat watch 2026!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
February 14, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Hat watch 2026!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
The last of the hats from Manitoba Ag Days, I think it's a pretty decent one!
Kid misbehaving? Better bring out the...
February 14, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Kid misbehaving? Better bring out the...
The weird thing about AI is that people keep going "it's getting so much better so fast!" And I haven't seen meaningful improvement in 3 years?
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
The weird thing about AI is that people keep going "it's getting so much better so fast!" And I haven't seen meaningful improvement in 3 years?
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
It's still extremely bad at everything where I know what good is.
I feel as though this might be relevant to @adammbishop.bsky.social for some reason.
Sesame Street: Typewriter Guy action figure.
Sesame Street ReAction Figures Wave 06 - Typewriter Guy
Noo-nee-noo-nee-noo…Typewriter Guy is rolling in as a ReAction Figure! Inspired by the animated character from Sesame Street, this articulated collectible is 2.5” tall with rolling wheels! This action...
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February 14, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I feel as though this might be relevant to @adammbishop.bsky.social for some reason.
Ain't doing the chest pic because I'm not a big fan of my chest.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
February 14, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Ain't doing the chest pic because I'm not a big fan of my chest.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
Not fishing for a compliment, just think there are other highlights.
This is probably going to be controversial but Timothee Chalamet is not nearly charismatic enough to carry Marty Supreme.
February 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
This is probably going to be controversial but Timothee Chalamet is not nearly charismatic enough to carry Marty Supreme.
This idiot bought lights that change colors.
February 14, 2026 at 12:55 AM
This idiot bought lights that change colors.
"Oh hey, my knee is feeling better today! Things are looking up!"
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
February 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"Oh hey, my knee is feeling better today! Things are looking up!"
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
*Plugs in laptop in slightly awkward way.*
"And therrrre it goes again."
Shout out to Outlook for not attaching a document three separate times in the same email.
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Shout out to Outlook for not attaching a document three separate times in the same email.
Hat Watch 2026!
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hat Watch 2026!
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
I should have got the one with more contrast but All Size Perforating has a pretty good hat.
Are my boots too worn?
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Are my boots too worn?
Fun.
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Fun.
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)
(This is not a new injury. It's an existing thing that has decided to be very painful today.)