Husky "Synthwhoa" Powerfist - Certified Hat Owner
@synthwhoa.bsky.social
Big gay bullshit factory. Bluesky's #1 hat influencer.
I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
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I write: https://appealingwords.wordpress.com/
I need money: https://ko-fi.com/synthwhoa
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What I can do:
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
Do you need someone to put words into nice sentences? Hit me up!
Do you need someone to make stuff in InDesign? I'm your guy!
Do you want someone to wear your hat and say something nice about your business? Look no further!
Do you want someone to take a picture? I can do it!
When it gets cold my hands start to move slowly.
But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain.
Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?
But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain.
Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
When it gets cold my hands start to move slowly.
But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain.
Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?
But right now my left hand is acting like it's cold. It is not cold. It also has a dull pain.
Did I give myself arthritis after decades of doing stuff in the cold?
Aw man Colisuem's Anxiety's Kiss isn't on Tidal for some reason.
I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.
I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Aw man Colisuem's Anxiety's Kiss isn't on Tidal for some reason.
I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.
I actually own the CD but that's not useful when I'm not in my house or my garage.
I am bad at reading novels because I'm always overly critical and don't enjoy anything.
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I am bad at reading novels because I'm always overly critical and don't enjoy anything.
Idk here's my face.
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Idk here's my face.
Terminal C in the Calgary airport is missing the airport staple of "A&W where someone is crying."
November 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Terminal C in the Calgary airport is missing the airport staple of "A&W where someone is crying."
Kim Davis is what happens when you're too homophobic to go into a hair salon.
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Kim Davis is what happens when you're too homophobic to go into a hair salon.
Personally, I'm glad we're still getting new DOOM mods.
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Personally, I'm glad we're still getting new DOOM mods.
They call him a holiday bear.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
They call him a holiday bear.
I don't think I have the sanity to endure the horrors of America so now I'm discovering that muting the right terms is a game of whack-a-mole.
I don't even go there.
I don't even go there.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I don't think I have the sanity to endure the horrors of America so now I'm discovering that muting the right terms is a game of whack-a-mole.
I don't even go there.
I don't even go there.
You know, there are some real obvious jokes I could make given the crowd I run with but I'll just leave that to your imagination.
Teddy Grahams Bearwiches (1990-circa 1994): Bite-sized cookie sandwiches made with vanilla, chocolate or cinnamon Teddy Grahams and vanilla creme.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You know, there are some real obvious jokes I could make given the crowd I run with but I'll just leave that to your imagination.
As someone who is getting on a flight tomorrow, mighty glad that flight is not going anywhere near US airspace.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
As someone who is getting on a flight tomorrow, mighty glad that flight is not going anywhere near US airspace.
I wrote about sex, violence, and animation. And also Crying Freeman: Portrait of a Killer.
I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there."
But that will be spread out over weeks.
I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there."
But that will be spread out over weeks.
A Random Movie: Crying Freeman – Portrait of a Killer
It is weirdly difficult to find screenshots from this. I don’t even know if this one is from this movie. I have access to a preposterously large number of movies. I’ve decided to take a rando…
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November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wrote about sex, violence, and animation. And also Crying Freeman: Portrait of a Killer.
I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there."
But that will be spread out over weeks.
I'm also going to (finally) post from the archives of my old Substack. I kept forgetting to do it and now I'm like "there was some good stuff there."
But that will be spread out over weeks.
I'm reading "The Secret Life of Addie LaRue" and if this bitch doesn't become a jewel thief this entire thing is wasting its premise.
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I'm reading "The Secret Life of Addie LaRue" and if this bitch doesn't become a jewel thief this entire thing is wasting its premise.
The problem with redoing a bathroom right now is all the trends suck.
"I want a floor in a nice color!"
"We have grey, and also different grey."
"How about a decent shower?"
"We have that glass that doesn't keep water in the shower."
"I want a floor in a nice color!"
"We have grey, and also different grey."
"How about a decent shower?"
"We have that glass that doesn't keep water in the shower."
November 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The problem with redoing a bathroom right now is all the trends suck.
"I want a floor in a nice color!"
"We have grey, and also different grey."
"How about a decent shower?"
"We have that glass that doesn't keep water in the shower."
"I want a floor in a nice color!"
"We have grey, and also different grey."
"How about a decent shower?"
"We have that glass that doesn't keep water in the shower."
One of the tricks has been conflating "moderate on" with "talk less about."
Those are actually the opposite!
The easiest way to talk less about trans issues is simply stated, unambiguous support.
Travel down the road of "well we'll give up these rights..." And it sucks the air out of the room.
Those are actually the opposite!
The easiest way to talk less about trans issues is simply stated, unambiguous support.
Travel down the road of "well we'll give up these rights..." And it sucks the air out of the room.
all of the calls for "moderating on trans issues" are just an excuse to launder the author's own bigotry into the political sphere
do the right thing and tell them to go to hell, support trans rights
do the right thing and tell them to go to hell, support trans rights
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
One of the tricks has been conflating "moderate on" with "talk less about."
Those are actually the opposite!
The easiest way to talk less about trans issues is simply stated, unambiguous support.
Travel down the road of "well we'll give up these rights..." And it sucks the air out of the room.
Those are actually the opposite!
The easiest way to talk less about trans issues is simply stated, unambiguous support.
Travel down the road of "well we'll give up these rights..." And it sucks the air out of the room.
Current thoughts on Tokyo Xanadu EX+
I'm having fun, but I'm pretty sure it's not good. Does that make sense?
I'm having fun, but I'm pretty sure it's not good. Does that make sense?
November 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Current thoughts on Tokyo Xanadu EX+
I'm having fun, but I'm pretty sure it's not good. Does that make sense?
I'm having fun, but I'm pretty sure it's not good. Does that make sense?
No one sucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one bottoms in big diesel trucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one bottoms in big diesel trucks like Gaston
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No one sucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one bottoms in big diesel trucks like Gaston
No one fucks like Gaston
No one bottoms in big diesel trucks like Gaston
"Oh no he has a sexy voice."
- When you already have a crush on someone but then you find out he also has a sexy voice.
- When you already have a crush on someone but then you find out he also has a sexy voice.
November 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Oh no he has a sexy voice."
- When you already have a crush on someone but then you find out he also has a sexy voice.
- When you already have a crush on someone but then you find out he also has a sexy voice.
My boss has the same haircut as Tasha Yar's sister.
November 8, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My boss has the same haircut as Tasha Yar's sister.
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i want the fat gay bird nativity scene
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i want the fat gay bird nativity scene
Hat Watch 2025!
Yes, I am from Saskatchewan, how could you tell?
Yes, I am from Saskatchewan, how could you tell?
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hat Watch 2025!
Yes, I am from Saskatchewan, how could you tell?
Yes, I am from Saskatchewan, how could you tell?
The trick is that you both have to work in offices full of big drama and wild personalities.
The most challenging part of being married is feigning plausible interest when your partner tells you about their day at the office.
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The trick is that you both have to work in offices full of big drama and wild personalities.
I don't think my forties will bring the chest hair I've always wanted, but I did notice like, five chest hairs in the shower, so there's a chance.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I don't think my forties will bring the chest hair I've always wanted, but I did notice like, five chest hairs in the shower, so there's a chance.
Also, I need to mention just how good this jacket makes me feel.
I don't know what it is, but I can't think of another garment that has made me feel this good.
I don't know what it is, but I can't think of another garment that has made me feel this good.
Hat Watch 2025;
The Claas hats were way more minimalist than I was expecting but I like it.
The Claas hats were way more minimalist than I was expecting but I like it.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Also, I need to mention just how good this jacket makes me feel.
I don't know what it is, but I can't think of another garment that has made me feel this good.
I don't know what it is, but I can't think of another garment that has made me feel this good.
SaGa is the #1 series of games where I buy them constantly but never actually finish them ever.
Anyway I'm not going to buy SaGa Frontier 2 today even though I clearly want to continue that habit.
Anyway I'm not going to buy SaGa Frontier 2 today even though I clearly want to continue that habit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
SaGa is the #1 series of games where I buy them constantly but never actually finish them ever.
Anyway I'm not going to buy SaGa Frontier 2 today even though I clearly want to continue that habit.
Anyway I'm not going to buy SaGa Frontier 2 today even though I clearly want to continue that habit.