Jason of the Godless
@dingodadd.bsky.social
🇦🇺Ordained Pastafarian Minesteroni (Church of FSM) Skeptic, Atheist, Noob Radio Amateur, and Geek. WARNING ⚠️ sarcasm is implied 🤪
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Due to listeria and general disgust concerns, the Bobbing for Dentures event has been postponed.
June 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Due to listeria and general disgust concerns, the Bobbing for Dentures event has been postponed.
I like girls who like boys who like girls to be boys, something, something, something, always should be someone you really love.
I’ve had pretty bad insomnia my whole life. I usually average three to four of sleep a night. Last night, I fell asleep early and slept for twelve and a half hours straight. So strange to not feel like my ass is dragging from the second I got out of bed. What do you normies do with all this energy?
June 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I like girls who like boys who like girls to be boys, something, something, something, always should be someone you really love.
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oh my god take my money
June 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
oh my god take my money
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That’s what we used to call our old bitter Aunt Doreen
June 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
That’s what we used to call our old bitter Aunt Doreen
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Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
June 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Born in 1975, I represent the one generation of women who had rights.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
I’m fighting for my daughters and granddaughters.
Fuck this shit.
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I keep thinking 'this is the line that can't be crossed' and here we are, just moving lines.
June 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I keep thinking 'this is the line that can't be crossed' and here we are, just moving lines.
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I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work
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Fuck Palpatine and his ISB thugs
June 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Fuck Palpatine and his ISB thugs
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I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS JOSH
Thank you to @gqmagazine.bsky.social for enlisting me to figure out why dads watch tv while standing up! (And thank you to everyone who offered their insights!)
Why Do Dads Watch TV Standing Up?
Everyone knows that fathers love to watch TV standing up. Comedian Josh Gondelman investigates this cultural mystery, and develops a complete taxonomy of standing dads.
www.gq.com
June 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CALLED OUT LIKE THIS JOSH
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Ughh we were so lucky growing up with late ‘90s/early ‘00s Cartoon Network
June 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Ughh we were so lucky growing up with late ‘90s/early ‘00s Cartoon Network
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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i just watched a clip of stephen miller talking to hannity from a few days ago and my god is that guy a stone cold freak. like, everything about him is profoundly off-putting, like a bug in an eggar suit
June 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i just watched a clip of stephen miller talking to hannity from a few days ago and my god is that guy a stone cold freak. like, everything about him is profoundly off-putting, like a bug in an eggar suit
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In the olden days, Hamburgers were made from real Germans
June 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In the olden days, Hamburgers were made from real Germans
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In the olden days, people made condoms out of pig bladders, which is why we call making love “porking.”
June 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
In the olden days, people made condoms out of pig bladders, which is why we call making love “porking.”
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Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
June 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit
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You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.
June 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
You do not have to say “pro vaccine groups.” You can say the vast majority of doctors and scientists and the American Medical Association.
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it's fucking sexist that they started carding me for liquor again when i transed
June 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
it's fucking sexist that they started carding me for liquor again when i transed
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“Where do you get your politics from?”
Me:
Me:
June 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Where do you get your politics from?”
Me:
Me:
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I no longer care about robots taking over the country
June 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I no longer care about robots taking over the country
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I'm afraid to get my shit together because honestly that's when you die suddenly.
June 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I'm afraid to get my shit together because honestly that's when you die suddenly.
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Evasion of peer review is a hallmark of pseudoscience.
But even more insidious is the obviation of scientific scrutiny by publishing in pseudoscientific journals that exist to provide an illusion of scientific legitimacy.
There’s nothing new about MAHA’s propaganda tactics.
But even more insidious is the obviation of scientific scrutiny by publishing in pseudoscientific journals that exist to provide an illusion of scientific legitimacy.
There’s nothing new about MAHA’s propaganda tactics.
May 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Evasion of peer review is a hallmark of pseudoscience.
But even more insidious is the obviation of scientific scrutiny by publishing in pseudoscientific journals that exist to provide an illusion of scientific legitimacy.
There’s nothing new about MAHA’s propaganda tactics.
But even more insidious is the obviation of scientific scrutiny by publishing in pseudoscientific journals that exist to provide an illusion of scientific legitimacy.
There’s nothing new about MAHA’s propaganda tactics.
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the fact that we don’t have @aoc.bsky.social running messaging for the democratic party tells you everything that’s wrong with the democratic party
May 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
the fact that we don’t have @aoc.bsky.social running messaging for the democratic party tells you everything that’s wrong with the democratic party