Stonecold Steve Baker — Afternoon nap advocate
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Always was, always will be 🔴⚫️🟡
Always was, always will be 🔴⚫️🟡
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So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So looking at the actual SF chronicle article, the only place this song is accruing notice is on Spotify, which is easily gamed by bots. If I were an AI proponent who desperately needed to boost the validity of my investment, this is exactly what I’d do.
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Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it
Going to be a big one for Melbourne CBD bar owners who claim Hoddle’s Grid is a lawless crime zone, then in the next sentence slam people for not venturing into that lawless crime zone to buy overpriced drinks at his shit hole of a venue
Melbourne media: everything is bad, Melbourne is scary.
Also Melbourne media: and who has got tickets to AC/DC tonight, going to be an amazing evening in the city, we’ll be there!! Rah rah…
Also Melbourne media: and who has got tickets to AC/DC tonight, going to be an amazing evening in the city, we’ll be there!! Rah rah…
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Going to be a big one for Melbourne CBD bar owners who claim Hoddle’s Grid is a lawless crime zone, then in the next sentence slam people for not venturing into that lawless crime zone to buy overpriced drinks at his shit hole of a venue
I was going to reply to this with "biting the ends of Tim Tams off, and then sucking ice-cold milk through them" but, yeah, this is also a great way to take care of the time-honoured Orange Creams
Do you have a certain way of eating a particular style of biscuit?
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
For example, with Arnotts Orange Slice I like to twist apart the two biscuits, scrape out the orange cream centre into the bin, then hurl each biscuit part onto the roadway for passing cars to crush into a fine dust.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was going to reply to this with "biting the ends of Tim Tams off, and then sucking ice-cold milk through them" but, yeah, this is also a great way to take care of the time-honoured Orange Creams
And you just hate to see it
As the Liberal Party eats itself, a gentle reminder that it was the Abbott gummint wot signed the Paris Accord, and the Morrison gummint wot signed us up to Net Zero by 2050.
They’re at war with themselves because Abbott and Morrison both now oppose their own positions.
Delicious.
They’re at war with themselves because Abbott and Morrison both now oppose their own positions.
Delicious.
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And you just hate to see it
*Garron Noone font*
THIS IS A FOOKIN' TRAVESTY. ARGUABLY, THE GREATEST BICKIES IN ALL CHRISTENDOM HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1ST ALDI VANISHES THEIR CHOCCIE BICKIES, NOW COLES UNILATERALY CAVES TO BIG CHOCOLATE BISCUIT INTERESTS. Who do I fookin' see about this?
kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/coles...
THIS IS A FOOKIN' TRAVESTY. ARGUABLY, THE GREATEST BICKIES IN ALL CHRISTENDOM HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1ST ALDI VANISHES THEIR CHOCCIE BICKIES, NOW COLES UNILATERALY CAVES TO BIG CHOCOLATE BISCUIT INTERESTS. Who do I fookin' see about this?
kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/coles...
Popular home brand cookie to be officially discontinued in a matter of days
kitchen.nine.com.au
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
*Garron Noone font*
THIS IS A FOOKIN' TRAVESTY. ARGUABLY, THE GREATEST BICKIES IN ALL CHRISTENDOM HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1ST ALDI VANISHES THEIR CHOCCIE BICKIES, NOW COLES UNILATERALY CAVES TO BIG CHOCOLATE BISCUIT INTERESTS. Who do I fookin' see about this?
kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/coles...
THIS IS A FOOKIN' TRAVESTY. ARGUABLY, THE GREATEST BICKIES IN ALL CHRISTENDOM HAVE BEEN DISCONTINUED. 1ST ALDI VANISHES THEIR CHOCCIE BICKIES, NOW COLES UNILATERALY CAVES TO BIG CHOCOLATE BISCUIT INTERESTS. Who do I fookin' see about this?
kitchen.nine.com.au/latest/coles...
del Toro's Frankenstein is all kinds of brilliant.
Gonna put it out there: del Toro, Villeneuve and Peter Jackson should be the only filmmakers allowed to re-interpret/remake/reimagine existing classics of film and literature.
Gonna put it out there: del Toro, Villeneuve and Peter Jackson should be the only filmmakers allowed to re-interpret/remake/reimagine existing classics of film and literature.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
del Toro's Frankenstein is all kinds of brilliant.
Gonna put it out there: del Toro, Villeneuve and Peter Jackson should be the only filmmakers allowed to re-interpret/remake/reimagine existing classics of film and literature.
Gonna put it out there: del Toro, Villeneuve and Peter Jackson should be the only filmmakers allowed to re-interpret/remake/reimagine existing classics of film and literature.
How's all of that "both sides" discourse working out for everyone, eh?! Still think we need to reconsider whether we'd all been a bit too judgey and close-minded about neo-fascism and neo-Nazism in the post-truth era?
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How's all of that "both sides" discourse working out for everyone, eh?! Still think we need to reconsider whether we'd all been a bit too judgey and close-minded about neo-fascism and neo-Nazism in the post-truth era?
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Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599
The current AFL “administration” is unmatched in its lazer-like focus on bread and circuses, while putting the real issues affecting the code in the too hard basket
Oh FFS. Let's have 10 of 18 teams play finals. Well done guys, sensational way to reward mediocrity. But at least broadcasters can hyperventilate over some more "finals".🙄
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The current AFL “administration” is unmatched in its lazer-like focus on bread and circuses, while putting the real issues affecting the code in the too hard basket
FFS Vuck.
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
FFS Vuck.
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Can’t wait to hear what our “Special Envoy” has to say about this gathering of actual Nazis…or is she paid $400K by taxpayers just to criminalise watermelons?
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Can’t wait to hear what our “Special Envoy” has to say about this gathering of actual Nazis…or is she paid $400K by taxpayers just to criminalise watermelons?
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Man, this whole project is so ghoulish. I'd walk barefoot over hot coals before I'd read this.
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Man, this whole project is so ghoulish. I'd walk barefoot over hot coals before I'd read this.
Oasis are in brilliant form. This would be money well $pent
One single Oasis ticket for Friday night if anyone is interested
My sister's ticket so all legit. I think it's about $220 with all fees included
secure.ticketmaster.com.au/rs/250061449...
My sister's ticket so all legit. I think it's about $220 with all fees included
secure.ticketmaster.com.au/rs/250061449...
secure.ticketmaster.com.au
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Oasis are in brilliant form. This would be money well $pent
mmhmmm. Yeah, nah. (Also: stop using AI for this type of shit)
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
mmhmmm. Yeah, nah. (Also: stop using AI for this type of shit)
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November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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Pains me to say it but I think this is true. Some of my colleagues in the media who’ve stayed on X don’t even realize how badly its noxious algorithm is skewing their perception of politics and reality.
Also, that place seems designed to make you miserable unless you’re a Nazi. It’s just wretched.
Also, that place seems designed to make you miserable unless you’re a Nazi. It’s just wretched.
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Pains me to say it but I think this is true. Some of my colleagues in the media who’ve stayed on X don’t even realize how badly its noxious algorithm is skewing their perception of politics and reality.
Also, that place seems designed to make you miserable unless you’re a Nazi. It’s just wretched.
Also, that place seems designed to make you miserable unless you’re a Nazi. It’s just wretched.
Yes, I am Gen X. Yes I am at Oasis.
November 4, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Yes, I am Gen X. Yes I am at Oasis.
I regret to inform inner bayside Melburnians, that the British backpackers have, indeed, returned.
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I regret to inform inner bayside Melburnians, that the British backpackers have, indeed, returned.
A House of Dynamite has stormed up the leaderboard of my all time fave films.
Brilliant stuff
Brilliant stuff
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 AM
A House of Dynamite has stormed up the leaderboard of my all time fave films.
Brilliant stuff
Brilliant stuff
Jim-Bob Young needs to shut the fuck up.
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Jim-Bob Young needs to shut the fuck up.
Happy “Melbourne Gup” day to all who observe
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Happy “Melbourne Gup” day to all who observe
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Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Tens of thousands Melburnians brave the machete-filled war zone in the empty streets of the CBD to see some obscure British band from the 1990s.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
Don't come here, it's just so dead.
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Crazy idea.
Protestors in the US should take mirrors and hold them up to the faces of the ICE goons.
Nothing could make them angrier.
Protestors in the US should take mirrors and hold them up to the faces of the ICE goons.
Nothing could make them angrier.
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Crazy idea.
Protestors in the US should take mirrors and hold them up to the faces of the ICE goons.
Nothing could make them angrier.
Protestors in the US should take mirrors and hold them up to the faces of the ICE goons.
Nothing could make them angrier.
"That's too much fucking perspective" (David St Hubbins)
October 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"That's too much fucking perspective" (David St Hubbins)