Now comes the spin that lays the groundwork for grifters and rent seekers looking to win gummint contracts to build the privately run prisons that will be needed to house these offenders

tHe cITy iS a gHoSt tOwN. ThE sTrEeTs aRe oVeRruN bY cRiMiNaL gAnGs

Lest we forget...

... to take advantage of some YUGE savings on offer. It's what the Treaty of Versailles signatories would want

TESTIFY

Let Me Drown and Slaves & Bulldozers. Perfection.

I keep hoping that an artery in his brain has taken one for the team and burst while we’ve all slept, but no joy

Call the number on your screen or visit the website *dusts hands, walks away*

Footy fandom is best described as that scene in Godfather 3, where Michael bemoans: “just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in”

Weyland-Yutani swag. Deee-lightful

Just make watching Danny Carey play drums your priority for Tool’s set. The man is to drumming as Picasso is to painting, or Carl Sagan to planetary science

That bio could have ended at “is a Sydney writer…” and it would have explained *everything*