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dibeans.bsky.social
@dibeans.bsky.social
I’m here for the jokes 🙌🏾
Quarter zip, half a zip, whole zip ayy
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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dickmonalds
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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um
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Zack Fox on the Vince Staples show like a maraschino cherry 🍒
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I wish modern medicine wouldn't interfere with what I'm trying to accomplish.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Eating butter popcorn with a spoon like a baddie
November 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kevin Hart’s “Heads in beds!” is gentle parenting ✨
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The lore:
October 25, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Maybe if the Homecoming (Live) rendition of Freedom was her campaign song, they wouldn’t be outside in frog costumes right now
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Mitch McConnell has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gala
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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[real big smile]
i’m not doing well
October 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Olivia Pope’s dad would’ve protected the republic. Jake must be Command right now
September 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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In Jesus' name they prey
It's funny how some who proclaim to be"Christians"are always saying how Christians are persecuted.I grew up in the evangelical church,the only persecution I saw throughout my life was these people persecuting others who weren't Christian or were atheists & thinking it was acceptable
#SundayThoughts
September 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mass shooting becomes a single fire alarm beep to indicate new thoughts and prayers was needed
September 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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People out here making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow!
September 23, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Changing from fleece into cardigan before video calls like reverse Mr. Rogers
September 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So anyway, I wonder if the folks at SKYRIZI know their treatment for moderate to severe plaque psoriasis sounds like the HIGHEST of gen z compliments
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When your cortisol rises, reach for BlueSky Block Button™ for instant relief ✨
September 1, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Do teachers who assign the “if you could go back to any time in history, what period would it be?” essay understand that black kids with millennial parents will select the 1990s?
August 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
We are all Logan Roy children level unserious. Pre-planning death notification reactions like we aren’t supposed to be working
August 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The most dangerous TikTok trend resulted in me not finding apple cider vinegar in my pantry while actively cooking collards. I could throw one of these little gen Z children and their clear skin
August 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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if music be the food of love play on playette
August 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM