Dylan Higgins
@dhhiggins.bsky.social
Formerly @ FanGraphs, Effectively Wild, MLBAM, et cetera. Mostly following the first rule. PDX.
If you thought Gwen Stefani's bindi was questionable in hindsight, have I got a music video (and Christmas song cover) for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLE...
fuck it: quote skeet w the dumbest Christmas songs you enjoy
I, for one, will blast a song about a murderous Santa because it's a banger and extremely stupid music.apple.com/us/album/don...
I, for one, will blast a song about a murderous Santa because it's a banger and extremely stupid music.apple.com/us/album/don...
Don't Shoot Me Santa (feat. Ryan Pardey) by The Killers on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 4:05
music.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you thought Gwen Stefani's bindi was questionable in hindsight, have I got a music video (and Christmas song cover) for you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFLE...
I really gotta get rid of my bamboo.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I really gotta get rid of my bamboo.
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a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
a woman helped Buffalo Bill load his van, setting off a chain of events that ended in him getting shot by agent Clarice Starling
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Of course that’s your contention. You’re 12.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Of course that’s your contention. You’re 12.
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I am deeply insulted by the ad that says that watching Colin Cowherd and the Barstool dipshits makes you smarter. You should be able to sue over that one.
October 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I am deeply insulted by the ad that says that watching Colin Cowherd and the Barstool dipshits makes you smarter. You should be able to sue over that one.
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microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
October 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
me: save to desktop
microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?
me: save to desktop
microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?
me: desktop
I am having a blast with Blippo+, what a rad project.
I really recommend Blippo+ - it lands the absurd alien tone its going for, has some great earworms, and emulates that bygone channel hopping sensation wonderfully (while never feeling overwhelming with the amount of shows 'required' to follow the story). And A++++ for having a Teletext mode.
September 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I am having a blast with Blippo+, what a rad project.
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
happy labor day
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Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
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A clear-eyed survey of the world suggests that much of it is disappointing. FanGraphs is an exception. It provides a model of how not to be awful. Ask questions. Attempt to answer them in good faith, at the top of your intelligence. Recognize your shortcomings as a human with a brain. Repeat.
August 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A clear-eyed survey of the world suggests that much of it is disappointing. FanGraphs is an exception. It provides a model of how not to be awful. Ask questions. Attempt to answer them in good faith, at the top of your intelligence. Recognize your shortcomings as a human with a brain. Repeat.
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Working for FanGraphs and getting to contribute even a little bit to one of the best baseball sites on the internets was a real delight and privilege and honor. The baseball community is so much better for its existence. Now let's all look the other way as FG has a celebratory beer.
FanGraphs Turns 20 Years Old Today! blogs.fangraphs.com/fangraphs-tu...
FanGraphs Turns 20 Years Old Today!
Where does the time go?
blogs.fangraphs.com
August 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Working for FanGraphs and getting to contribute even a little bit to one of the best baseball sites on the internets was a real delight and privilege and honor. The baseball community is so much better for its existence. Now let's all look the other way as FG has a celebratory beer.
Just rolled credits on Pipistrello and the Cursed Yo-Yo, a GBA-style Zelda-like that was totally charming and polished. Easy recommend!
August 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Just rolled credits on Pipistrello and the Cursed Yo-Yo, a GBA-style Zelda-like that was totally charming and polished. Easy recommend!
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Sorry, I accidentally left my robot on "Hitler Mode"
July 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sorry, I accidentally left my robot on "Hitler Mode"
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The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
March 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
Eephus was truly fantastic. How can you not be Dudes Rock about baseball?
March 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Eephus was truly fantastic. How can you not be Dudes Rock about baseball?
White Lotus is a showcase of bad hangs.
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
White Lotus is a showcase of bad hangs.
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I’m not a fancy political knower but I would say it’s bad of the government can disappear you for your political views.
March 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’m not a fancy political knower but I would say it’s bad of the government can disappear you for your political views.
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AI giving an earnest description of how to go on a snipe hunt is so on the nose that I might pass out.
February 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
AI giving an earnest description of how to go on a snipe hunt is so on the nose that I might pass out.
Tiny tiny zit in the very center of the front of my bald head makes me feel like a teenaged Dr. Manhattan. Not great.
February 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Tiny tiny zit in the very center of the front of my bald head makes me feel like a teenaged Dr. Manhattan. Not great.
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Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.