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It'll work out #OnePride #LGRW
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"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
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Does benching your starters for a series ever work as punishment? Idk but last night reminded me of one of the funniest moments in NFL history….
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does benching your starters for a series ever work as punishment? Idk but last night reminded me of one of the funniest moments in NFL history….
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
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i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
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The Dallas Cowboys are paying tribute to Marshawn Kneeland ahead of their MNF game in Las Vegas.
Players and staff will wear shirts bearing Kneeland’s photo and the team also prepared a locker in his honor.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Players and staff will wear shirts bearing Kneeland’s photo and the team also prepared a locker in his honor.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Dallas Cowboys are paying tribute to Marshawn Kneeland ahead of their MNF game in Las Vegas.
Players and staff will wear shirts bearing Kneeland’s photo and the team also prepared a locker in his honor.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
Players and staff will wear shirts bearing Kneeland’s photo and the team also prepared a locker in his honor.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/681...
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I have to imagine this is how it feels for @bigred40tech.bsky.social every time YouTube changes their monetization policies.
#battletech
#battletech
November 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have to imagine this is how it feels for @bigred40tech.bsky.social every time YouTube changes their monetization policies.
#battletech
#battletech
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Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Megyn Kelly Anxiously Waits For Everyone Else To Start Condoning Pedophilia Too https://theonion.com/megyn-kelly-anxiously-waits-for-everyone-else-to-start-condoning-pedophilia-too/
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Okebamba-kun, a laid-back horse with a golf course on his head, is the PR ambassador for Oketo Town, Hokkaido.
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Okebamba-kun, a laid-back horse with a golf course on his head, is the PR ambassador for Oketo Town, Hokkaido.
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Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Stealth tech startup affiliated with a Pentecostal megachurch using their recordings of holy glossolalia to train an LLM that speaks the language of angels, as derived from a sea of ecstatic parishioners speaking in tongues.
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
They're YC funded, as part of their 'forbidden experiments' class of '26
If Zohran Mamdani was too antisemitic for you but Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t you might not be the adult in the room you think you are
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If Zohran Mamdani was too antisemitic for you but Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t you might not be the adult in the room you think you are
What am I gonna do not watch the Lions? I’d sooner die
November 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What am I gonna do not watch the Lions? I’d sooner die
It was a soft call but basically not worth mentioning, unless you really wanted an opportunity to watch Goff make three more incomplete passes
Referee Alex Kemp explained to pool reporter Zach Berman the pass interference call on Lions CB Rock Ya-Sin Sunday night.
#OnePride
#OnePride
November 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It was a soft call but basically not worth mentioning, unless you really wanted an opportunity to watch Goff make three more incomplete passes
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Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank (Zwei Männer, einander in höherer Stellung vermutend, begegnen sich) from the series Inventions (Inventionen) http://www.moma.org/collection/works/62643
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank (Zwei Männer, einander in höherer Stellung vermutend, begegnen sich) from the series Inventions (Inventionen) http://www.moma.org/collection/works/62643
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That was the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
That was the Eagles' worst offensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
That was the Eagles' 2nd-best defensive performance of the last two years based on EPA per drive.
An extremely annoying way to lose this game considering how well the defense played, Campbell needs to answer for absolutely dogshit play calling, can’t blame the OC this time
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
An extremely annoying way to lose this game considering how well the defense played, Campbell needs to answer for absolutely dogshit play calling, can’t blame the OC this time
Tush push doesn’t seem that hard to stop
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Tush push doesn’t seem that hard to stop
14 of 35 bro
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
14 of 35 bro
Handing it to our star running back got us 11 yards so lets run four passing plays in a row that get broken up
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Handing it to our star running back got us 11 yards so lets run four passing plays in a row that get broken up
Holy fuck this offense
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Holy fuck this offense
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The beautiful game
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The beautiful game
Defense is balling like crazy, offense needs to get it the fuck together
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Defense is balling like crazy, offense needs to get it the fuck together
I forgot everyone on this site is a Philly bandwagoner
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I forgot everyone on this site is a Philly bandwagoner
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SLANTY SHANTY
November 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
SLANTY SHANTY