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It'll work out #OnePride #LGRW
I’m getting fucking sick of all the articles that are like “the silence around Trump‘s threats against members of congress is an indictment of us all“, I go to the protests what do you want from me, I work at a grocery store
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’m getting fucking sick of all the articles that are like “the silence around Trump‘s threats against members of congress is an indictment of us all“, I go to the protests what do you want from me, I work at a grocery store
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So neat that Virginia Tech killed their turf in the same pattern as their weird special edition jerseys.
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So neat that Virginia Tech killed their turf in the same pattern as their weird special edition jerseys.
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc
US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL
elon pauses location feature
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Coming November 28th, get ready for the war that precipitated the FedCom Civil War in #Battletech Brush Wars: Operation GUERRERO!
Follow the major personalities and commanders of the conflict as you build your forces and strike against your foes!
#wargame #scenario #mecha #narrative
Follow the major personalities and commanders of the conflict as you build your forces and strike against your foes!
#wargame #scenario #mecha #narrative
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Coming November 28th, get ready for the war that precipitated the FedCom Civil War in #Battletech Brush Wars: Operation GUERRERO!
Follow the major personalities and commanders of the conflict as you build your forces and strike against your foes!
#wargame #scenario #mecha #narrative
Follow the major personalities and commanders of the conflict as you build your forces and strike against your foes!
#wargame #scenario #mecha #narrative
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Hoihoi, it's the Xbox 360's 20th birthday today! Happy birthday, one of my favourite and personally important consoles in my gaming life.
Yes, I too fought the RROD.
But yeah, the 360 was my gateway to that generation of gaming. Mirror's Edge, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed II...
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Yes, I too fought the RROD.
But yeah, the 360 was my gateway to that generation of gaming. Mirror's Edge, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed II...
1/2
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Hoihoi, it's the Xbox 360's 20th birthday today! Happy birthday, one of my favourite and personally important consoles in my gaming life.
Yes, I too fought the RROD.
But yeah, the 360 was my gateway to that generation of gaming. Mirror's Edge, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed II...
1/2
Yes, I too fought the RROD.
But yeah, the 360 was my gateway to that generation of gaming. Mirror's Edge, Mass Effect, Fallout 3, Assassin's Creed II...
1/2
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People complain that young people are glued to their phones but I’ve never seen a zoomer stop in the middle of crossing the street to check a text the way I’ve seen a fifty year old man do
November 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
People complain that young people are glued to their phones but I’ve never seen a zoomer stop in the middle of crossing the street to check a text the way I’ve seen a fifty year old man do
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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The Daily Mail is IN HELL
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Daily Mail is IN HELL
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Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Shedeur Sanders Confident He Can Deliver Everything Browns Fans Have Come To Expect https://theonion.com/shedeur-sanders-confident-he-can-deliver-everything-browns-fans-have-come-to-expect/
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every time i see shit like this i think of this @katebeaton.bsky.social panel
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
every time i see shit like this i think of this @katebeaton.bsky.social panel
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It took eleven weeks but we got a good TNF game
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It took eleven weeks but we got a good TNF game
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
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Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
Me seeing a full size pickup normally: look at that fucking thing, a danger to everyone around it, a symbol of imperial rot and antisocial masculinity
Me when a British guy calls it a “yank tank“: they hate us for our freedom and prosperity, they haven’t even been to the moon
Me when a British guy calls it a “yank tank“: they hate us for our freedom and prosperity, they haven’t even been to the moon
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Me seeing a full size pickup normally: look at that fucking thing, a danger to everyone around it, a symbol of imperial rot and antisocial masculinity
Me when a British guy calls it a “yank tank“: they hate us for our freedom and prosperity, they haven’t even been to the moon
Me when a British guy calls it a “yank tank“: they hate us for our freedom and prosperity, they haven’t even been to the moon
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
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Just want to emphasize here that this is an image of an INTERSTELLAR COMET taken by a camera orbiting MARS. Space is so cool!
NASA's pix of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS are now up science.nasa.gov/solar-system...
This is the HiRISE/MRO image ⬇️
This is the HiRISE/MRO image ⬇️
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just want to emphasize here that this is an image of an INTERSTELLAR COMET taken by a camera orbiting MARS. Space is so cool!
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Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me: Not sure I can keep going times are tough for real
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
*eats lunch*
Me: Being alive is its own reward, drawing breath such a beautiful privilege
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"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"slut ERA" i whisper, as i stick hentai stickers on blocks of high explosive for my tank
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Does benching your starters for a series ever work as punishment? Idk but last night reminded me of one of the funniest moments in NFL history….
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Does benching your starters for a series ever work as punishment? Idk but last night reminded me of one of the funniest moments in NFL history….
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...
🎧: apple.co/48n8lqU
📺: youtu.be/SFo5J3qnkqI?...