Mark David Johansen
@dem0n1.bsky.social
Roots for the underdog, watches Underdog. Wants a ring filled with an Underdog Super-Energy Pill (or several). Sleeps till noon, yet manages to score all picnic the baskets in the park.
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It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
February 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
It is very funny that Elon talks about building a city on Mars or a city on the Moon when we all know him building a city in Indiana would be an unmitigated disaster
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i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
i think this more than anything is what miller wants. vast detention camps with all of the suffering and death that means.
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if you guys ever see a draft DOJ announcement about my death please do tell me, it’s okay to interrupt me if I’m on the phone
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
if you guys ever see a draft DOJ announcement about my death please do tell me, it’s okay to interrupt me if I’m on the phone
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Cuban foreign minister accuses US of trying to break the 'political will' of Cubans, hints at diplomacy with Washington.
Russia warns Cuba fuel situation critical,as Havana slams ‘cruel' US tactic
Cuban foreign minister accuses US of trying to break the 'political will' of Cubans, hints at diplomacy with Washington.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Cuban foreign minister accuses US of trying to break the 'political will' of Cubans, hints at diplomacy with Washington.
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I think a lot about the somali woman who didn't follow a lot of politics but decided to vote for trump because he said he'd lower prices and would oppose the LGBT agenda.
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I think a lot about the somali woman who didn't follow a lot of politics but decided to vote for trump because he said he'd lower prices and would oppose the LGBT agenda.
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
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"Fewer than one in seven of those arrested by ICE since Donald Trump returned to office had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses, according to the Department of Homeland Security's own data."
Secret ICE Arrest Data Blows Up Trump’s ‘Worst of the Worst’ Claim
Four in 10 people detained by masked goons since last January have never even been charged with a crime.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
"Fewer than one in seven of those arrested by ICE since Donald Trump returned to office had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses, according to the Department of Homeland Security's own data."
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Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Keep him!
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
“Information continuing to emerge from eastern Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC) claims that the M23 armed group has detained Erik Prince, the American national known as the founder and former head of the private military company Blackwater.“
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Ten percent of the country being constantly zoinked does explain a few things
It's fun when this chart pops up, and half the comments are like, "there's no way that people are actually drinking ten drinks A DAY" and the other half are like "oh yeah, before I quit, I'd sit down with a 30 rack after work"
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ten percent of the country being constantly zoinked does explain a few things
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*Green card application in process and work permit, married to US citizen
*Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record
*In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release
*He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation
*Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record
*In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release
*He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 PM
*Green card application in process and work permit, married to US citizen
*Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record
*In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release
*He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation
*Lived in US for 20 years, no criminal record
*In detention for five months with no charge, despite judge approving release
*He disputes ICE claim that he signed forms agreeing to deportation
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the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
the bushes were people 😂
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NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
Hundreds of kids are still detained.
We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
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Just a reminder that in honor of the most heinous grift in human history, I offer a Board of Peace level of support at my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/lolgopstudios
www.patreon.com/lolgopstudios
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Just a reminder that in honor of the most heinous grift in human history, I offer a Board of Peace level of support at my Patreon.
www.patreon.com/lolgopstudios
www.patreon.com/lolgopstudios
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"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Minneapolis protesters arrested during one-month anniversary of Renee Good’s death
Several demonstrators taken into custody Saturday after marking killing of Minnesota woman by immigration officer
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:46 AM
That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”
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I don't want to hear a conservative talk about the "rule of law" ever again.
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I don't want to hear a conservative talk about the "rule of law" ever again.
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Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Happy Superb Owl day to all who celebrate.
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A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
‘Black’ banned from flyers for FAMU College of Law Black History Month event, student says
A student at FAMU College of Law says the school told her to remove the word 'black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law.
www.clickorlando.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
A Florida A&M University law student says the school told her to remove the word 'Black' from a Black History Month event flyer. The school says it is in full compliance with state law
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I recommend blocking any "A.i." bot you see on Bluesky. Even if it's a non-commercial art project or whatever, I don't see any reason to feed it data by accidentally interacting with it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I recommend blocking any "A.i." bot you see on Bluesky. Even if it's a non-commercial art project or whatever, I don't see any reason to feed it data by accidentally interacting with it.
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I dunno, I should probably be worried that someone this influential could be this fucking stupid, but it’s so funny to me.
All I hear is an insecure, angry dude who’s deeply ashamed that he can’t read. Like, people would be making fun of someone like this in middle school.
All I hear is an insecure, angry dude who’s deeply ashamed that he can’t read. Like, people would be making fun of someone like this in middle school.
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I dunno, I should probably be worried that someone this influential could be this fucking stupid, but it’s so funny to me.
All I hear is an insecure, angry dude who’s deeply ashamed that he can’t read. Like, people would be making fun of someone like this in middle school.
All I hear is an insecure, angry dude who’s deeply ashamed that he can’t read. Like, people would be making fun of someone like this in middle school.
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Schiff on Gabbard's involvement in Georgia: "All of this is intended to send a message and the message is, 'We will not tolerate or accept an election that we lose.' That's why in these budget discussions we need to make sure, among other things, that we don't have ICE agents at polling places."
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Schiff on Gabbard's involvement in Georgia: "All of this is intended to send a message and the message is, 'We will not tolerate or accept an election that we lose.' That's why in these budget discussions we need to make sure, among other things, that we don't have ICE agents at polling places."
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After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/tP1jIiF
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
After demanding ICE and other federal agents be banned from wearing face coverings, Schumer and Jeffries added caveats: "no masks, except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances.” trib.al/tP1jIiF