East Oregon Lawyer
@defendsthepeeps.bsky.social
Allegedly a lawyer. 17 years as a public defender now trying harm reduction as the man. Lives in Oregon in a reaaaaaaaalllly small town. Champion cherry pit spitter.
I thought I was the only one!!!+
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I thought I was the only one!!!+
Has anybody searched the Epstein emails to see how many times Argentina was mentioned?
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Has anybody searched the Epstein emails to see how many times Argentina was mentioned?
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I’m hunting around for an expert in Louisiana state con law. Help a girl out? @msmith750.bsky.social @yeargain.bsky.social @statecourtreport.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m hunting around for an expert in Louisiana state con law. Help a girl out? @msmith750.bsky.social @yeargain.bsky.social @statecourtreport.org
This has to go on the dump truck list! @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This has to go on the dump truck list! @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online
I'm not a big conspiracy person, but what they are doing to Boebert would convince a NON-paranoid person to become paranoid!
Jesus guys. I'm glad they are bad at this.
Jesus guys. I'm glad they are bad at this.
They are looking more and more guilty and more desperate by the second
Wow
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not a big conspiracy person, but what they are doing to Boebert would convince a NON-paranoid person to become paranoid!
Jesus guys. I'm glad they are bad at this.
Jesus guys. I'm glad they are bad at this.
So true! The worst people "well, actually" me on the difference between pedophilia and ephebiphilia and/or hebophilia! Like look, it really doesn't make a difference for most discussions unless you're being very academic!
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So true! The worst people "well, actually" me on the difference between pedophilia and ephebiphilia and/or hebophilia! Like look, it really doesn't make a difference for most discussions unless you're being very academic!
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
Did I tell you all the time when the lead singer of radio head nailed my in MY head with a shoe?
No? We, have a great veterans day. I'm not but all the males in my family are. Much love and happiness.
No? We, have a great veterans day. I'm not but all the males in my family are. Much love and happiness.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Did I tell you all the time when the lead singer of radio head nailed my in MY head with a shoe?
No? We, have a great veterans day. I'm not but all the males in my family are. Much love and happiness.
No? We, have a great veterans day. I'm not but all the males in my family are. Much love and happiness.
I haven't had that happen here, but in a county that basically never had people falsely posing as cops, we've had people falsely posing as cops this last year (still just two, but that's up from zero!). Anyway, one was a registered sex offender taking to a 12 and a 13 to girls.
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I haven't had that happen here, but in a county that basically never had people falsely posing as cops, we've had people falsely posing as cops this last year (still just two, but that's up from zero!). Anyway, one was a registered sex offender taking to a 12 and a 13 to girls.
Yeah. This is crazy. But it's literally what happens with publicly owned jails and prisons too. Don't you ever forget that
This is insane!!!
Private prison companies have documented cases of suing states for failing to meet their contractually guaranteed minimum bed occupancy quotas (often 80–100% full), or else the state must pay for the empty beds.
Private prison companies have documented cases of suing states for failing to meet their contractually guaranteed minimum bed occupancy quotas (often 80–100% full), or else the state must pay for the empty beds.
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yeah. This is crazy. But it's literally what happens with publicly owned jails and prisons too. Don't you ever forget that
When conservatives try to convince me the Democratic party is dying because we're too liberal - this is what they're missing. That people are getting fed up with the Amy Schumer's and the Debra whatever her name is trying to tell us to MODERATE. We don't want to! And it's working!!!
The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When conservatives try to convince me the Democratic party is dying because we're too liberal - this is what they're missing. That people are getting fed up with the Amy Schumer's and the Debra whatever her name is trying to tell us to MODERATE. We don't want to! And it's working!!!
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There was an active federal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged co-conspirators all the way until September, 2025 — and then it abruptly stopped.
Why did the DOJ spend years building it, only to have it suddenly transferred to DOJ headquarters and halted?
Why did the DOJ spend years building it, only to have it suddenly transferred to DOJ headquarters and halted?
November 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There was an active federal investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged co-conspirators all the way until September, 2025 — and then it abruptly stopped.
Why did the DOJ spend years building it, only to have it suddenly transferred to DOJ headquarters and halted?
Why did the DOJ spend years building it, only to have it suddenly transferred to DOJ headquarters and halted?
Everything beans guys. I'm a vegetarian. Have been for decades. Beans are cheap. Make beans.
If you are on Facebook, follow dollar store dinners. You don't have to like or use dollar store - but she REALLY tries to find cheap recipes for people.
If you are on Facebook, follow dollar store dinners. You don't have to like or use dollar store - but she REALLY tries to find cheap recipes for people.
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Everything beans guys. I'm a vegetarian. Have been for decades. Beans are cheap. Make beans.
If you are on Facebook, follow dollar store dinners. You don't have to like or use dollar store - but she REALLY tries to find cheap recipes for people.
If you are on Facebook, follow dollar store dinners. You don't have to like or use dollar store - but she REALLY tries to find cheap recipes for people.
I don't have a security detail. I don't need one. Meanwhile, defendants threaten to kill me and my address is publicly available if you know how to search for it.
people like this get security details to make themselves feel important
November 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't have a security detail. I don't need one. Meanwhile, defendants threaten to kill me and my address is publicly available if you know how to search for it.
Okay. Hear me out here. I have no personal knowledge of Kavanaugh - but that is seriously the behavior of a lawyer that is hung the fuck over. Or still drunk from the night before. Seriously.
Brett Kavanaugh's behavior during today's second oral arguments has been incredibly obnoxious and rude. He is so eager to kill a service member's lawsuit against a negligent government contractor that he keeps interrupting other justices, raising his voice, and getting emotional. Weird and erratic.
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Okay. Hear me out here. I have no personal knowledge of Kavanaugh - but that is seriously the behavior of a lawyer that is hung the fuck over. Or still drunk from the night before. Seriously.
Guest lecturing??? If you can call it that at an elections class for Villanova tomorrow and planning to name drop @taniel.bsky.social as a source if the kids want to see what's up with election reporting.
Anyone else want to give me good sources?
Anyone else want to give me good sources?
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Guest lecturing??? If you can call it that at an elections class for Villanova tomorrow and planning to name drop @taniel.bsky.social as a source if the kids want to see what's up with election reporting.
Anyone else want to give me good sources?
Anyone else want to give me good sources?
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The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
October 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.
The people who need help are not the problem.
It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.
I was posting something on the book of faces today and my phone auto corrected government shut down to government shit down.
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was posting something on the book of faces today and my phone auto corrected government shut down to government shit down.
They want to kill us
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They want to kill us
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
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This is Brilliant! Please repost.
October 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is Brilliant! Please repost.
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34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
Feel free to call me if you experience wage theft in my jurisdiction!
the most popular and widespread form of theft is wage theft from employers. the fact that your employer can call the police if you steal from them but you can't call the police if they steal your wages, should tell you almost everything you need to know about the police and their function in society
October 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Feel free to call me if you experience wage theft in my jurisdiction!
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the most popular and widespread form of theft is wage theft from employers. the fact that your employer can call the police if you steal from them but you can't call the police if they steal your wages, should tell you almost everything you need to know about the police and their function in society
October 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
the most popular and widespread form of theft is wage theft from employers. the fact that your employer can call the police if you steal from them but you can't call the police if they steal your wages, should tell you almost everything you need to know about the police and their function in society
There was a pretty good turn out in Eastern Oregon! Can't really tell but there were over a hundred people total. Most of the reactions were overwhelmingly positive!
October 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There was a pretty good turn out in Eastern Oregon! Can't really tell but there were over a hundred people total. Most of the reactions were overwhelmingly positive!