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Daily reminder: Jeffrey Epstein's best friend didn't release the Epstein client list because he's on it!
Perpetual reminder: Jeffrey Epstein's best friend didn't release the Epstein client list because he's on it!
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Sam Altman has killed orders of magnitude more people than Luigi Mangione.
OVER A MILLION USERS
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT
EVERY *WEEK*
what the fuck are we DOING here
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sam Altman has killed orders of magnitude more people than Luigi Mangione.
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He rapes children.
He doesn’t care about one of the countless old white dudes around him - or anyone else, for that matter.
#Trump #Krasnov #Epstein
He doesn’t care about one of the countless old white dudes around him - or anyone else, for that matter.
#Trump #Krasnov #Epstein
If you were looking at a newspaper (or its website) this morning and didn't see this iconic photo, it was an intentional choice to pander.
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
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You don't let a mass murderer, a serial killer, an infamous sex offender lose on the populace, once you have them in custody. They are expected to commit those crimes again. A one-time offender you might risk, but not repeated offenders. That's how I feel about the guy in our White House right now.
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
You don't let a mass murderer, a serial killer, an infamous sex offender lose on the populace, once you have them in custody. They are expected to commit those crimes again. A one-time offender you might risk, but not repeated offenders. That's how I feel about the guy in our White House right now.
Of *course* guillotines aren't the answer. Guillotines are the question. The answer is, "more! More!! MORE!!!"
October 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Of *course* guillotines aren't the answer. Guillotines are the question. The answer is, "more! More!! MORE!!!"
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Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
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"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
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Jigsaw posting flyers with a groyper Nazi frog, the address of a dead mall, and a caption "ICE recruitment fair MIDNIGHT SATURDAY true patriots only"
50 of the biggest assholes in the city just vanishing without a trace every Saturday
50 of the biggest assholes in the city just vanishing without a trace every Saturday
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Jigsaw posting flyers with a groyper Nazi frog, the address of a dead mall, and a caption "ICE recruitment fair MIDNIGHT SATURDAY true patriots only"
50 of the biggest assholes in the city just vanishing without a trace every Saturday
50 of the biggest assholes in the city just vanishing without a trace every Saturday
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As your president I am requiring all men to put googley eyes on your nutsacks along with little berets
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
As your president I am requiring all men to put googley eyes on your nutsacks along with little berets
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Megazords need lips for kissing!!!
Lips.
October 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Megazords need lips for kissing!!!
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Reader notes: Singal was using kiwi farms to harass trans people, ToS at the time said something about not allowing the coordination of harassment.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
October 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reader notes: Singal was using kiwi farms to harass trans people, ToS at the time said something about not allowing the coordination of harassment.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
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Hey @aaron.bsky.team why is this being allowed? This is extremely clear cut. Why are you so quiet?
December 7, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Hey @aaron.bsky.team why is this being allowed? This is extremely clear cut. Why are you so quiet?
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hey @aaron.bsky.team your pal is doing death threats here can you please wake the fuck up
December 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
hey @aaron.bsky.team your pal is doing death threats here can you please wake the fuck up
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If you were unclear as to why Jesse Singal is here, this is the point, this is the bit.
Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring.
He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.
Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring.
He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
If you were unclear as to why Jesse Singal is here, this is the point, this is the bit.
Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring.
He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.
Trans folks made a space, separate from him, his followers, and the harassment they bring.
He is attempting to import those followers and that harassment of trans women here, because it makes content for him.
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He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.
October 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
He's not just unfit to be president, he's unfit to be a human being. He’s unfit to be a carbon based life form. He’s a waste of cytoplasm.
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We need to start a go fund me to pay these witches to start cursing a lot more evil people
September 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We need to start a go fund me to pay these witches to start cursing a lot more evil people
2 days from publication to *ahem* cancelation.
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
2 days from publication to *ahem* cancelation.
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Give us healthcare or we release the bees. And free Luigi.
August 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Give us healthcare or we release the bees. And free Luigi.
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We just keep bending over for corporations and oligarchs. Look where it is getting us.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
September 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We just keep bending over for corporations and oligarchs. Look where it is getting us.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
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"Taking candy from a baby is a valuable life lesson for the baby"
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Taking candy from a baby is a valuable life lesson for the baby"
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If Ghislaine Maxwell gets work release, I see no reason for Luigi not to get out for a little photo shoot
September 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If Ghislaine Maxwell gets work release, I see no reason for Luigi not to get out for a little photo shoot
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So release Luigi.
September 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So release Luigi.
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I'm gonna have so much fun watching the perps try to hide in holes in the ground like Saddam did while all of society hunts them down to dispose of them Luigi-style. Release their names, ladies. Let the purge begin.
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I'm gonna have so much fun watching the perps try to hide in holes in the ground like Saddam did while all of society hunts them down to dispose of them Luigi-style. Release their names, ladies. Let the purge begin.